To All Newbies On the Fence About Wetting:

Welcome to my website, you dirty little pervs.  Are you a total newbie to this "pants wetting" underworld where adults wet themselves on purpose for sexual pleasure?  Does the sight of someone going pee-pee in their pants make you all hot and bothered in your no-no place, but you're too scared to let go and actually try it yourself?  Too ashamed or afraid of getting caught?  Or maybe you HAVE tried and simply can't get the tap to turn on so to speak...  

If so, I encourage you to take some time using the search bar on this site because there are endless articles I think could help.  Such as this or this.  

Maybe you're wondering what Mommy or Daddy would think if they knew your dirty little secret, eh?  Or if they caught you in the act?  Would they spank your ass, throw you out of their house?  Call you sick or  send you to a shrink?   Your social life would be DOA if your friends found out.  You'd be the laughing stock of your school/workplace/neighborhood.  Only babies wet their pants.

Actually, the opposite is true.  If an adult WANTS to wet themselves, that's all it takes to make it a legitimate endeavor.  It's far more 'babyish' to follow the crowd or look to Mommy and Daddy for guidance on every tiny thing in life.  There's a time to worry about the opinions of others--to dwell on what your youth group leader, pastor, priest, 5th grade P.E. coach & your loved ones think of your shortcomings in life, and that time is not in the quiet dark hours when you're alone with your d!CK in your hand. 

I've got news for you about those heroes of yours:  they're sexual beings too, and they do things that would make your stomach turn when the lights are out and nobody's around.  It's none of their business what you do to get off so toughen tf up and do what makes YOU happy.  There's nothing wrong with peeing yourself for sexual pleasure as long as you aren't involving others against their will, which you're not if you do it in private and clean up after yourself.

Next time you have the house to yourself (or right now if you live alone), I want you to put on some piss-themed porn and let go all over yourself.  Or maybe head over to Literotica or Wattpad and read some pee-themed stories if you prefer the sensual written word to graphic X-rated porn videos.  Then wet yourself.  You can do it on the toilet, standing in the bathtub or in your backyard--doesn't matter where.  The best way to overcome your doubts is to face them head-on.  Got it?  Don't make any excuses, just pee.  Like all these proud pantswetters:

There's plenty more where they came from.  Men and women all over the world get off on wetting their pants, so if it turns you on, so should you.  The only "babies" here are the grown ass adults who shove down their natural sexual desires for fear of upsetting the status quo.  People will judge you no matter what you do in this life, so might as well do something really "out there" to freak them out. 🤪  Just make sure to be discreet and clean up after yourself, you little piss-pot.  🍯  The dirtier & more ashamed you feel afterward, the more you know you're on the right track.

(I shouldn't have to explain this, but we ARE living in the uber-sensitive Gen Z era so if you couldn't tell, the tone of this article was all in jest.  By playing the taunting dominatrix, I hope to push you outside your comfort zone, which is where ALL the fun stuff happens.  I'm NOT kidding about that part).

Places To Wet Your Pants At Home

Newbies and people without transportation often opt for wettings at home, as do those who just prefer privacy or the safety/comfort of home pees.  Nothing wrong with that!  Wetting yourself indoors can be naughty and adventurous or low-key & stealthy depending on your objective.  But first you've gotta figure out where it's safe to piss on your property that won't destroy anything or leave a mess that'll get you busted by roommates or visitors.  If you need some ideas to get you started, check out these suggestions for places to pee in each room/part of the house: 

Piss in a measuring cup or other washable/disposable cup in your kitchen

KITCHEN - In disposable paper bowl (20 oz is good).  In a large plastic cup or measuring cup.  Various empty jars with large openings.  This article on VanLife Pee Jars might give you some ideas.  When you see an optimal-sized container, consider saving it for later use.

BEDROOM - In a small bedroom trashcan or other type of aluminum/metal container.  Into a blanket or quilt.  In a washable "piss pillow".  In bed on top of an incontinence mat.  The bedroom can be a stealthy place to wet if you have your own room, as you can wait for everyone to go to bed and sneakily pee in bed while pretending to sleep.  Just make sure to protect your mattress. 

Wood floors are much easier to clean than carpet.  Just grab a mop!

LIVING ROOM - On an incontinence mat on the floor.  In a wood chair onto the hard wood or linoleum  floor.  On a small washable area rug.  On doggie pee pads.  If your living room is carpeted, you might consider avoiding this room as cleanup will be too difficult.

GARAGE - In the kitty litter box.  In bed of truck or  directly on concrete.  Into empty buckets, tubs or other storage containers (dump out afterward).  On a pile of dirty laundry that's going into the wash.

Anywhere you have an incontinence mat or furniture covering is a good pee place!

BALCONY/PATIO/DECK//PORCH - In a lawn chair, directly on the concrete.  Into an empty pot/planter.  On an unused stool or chair.  In a watering can.  Right on the stairs if you're sitting/wearing the right clothes.

Pee on a hard plastic foot stool, lawn chair or other outdoor seating

BATHROOM - Into a bath towel.  (You can also roll/fold a wash cloth up and shove it in your underwear to soak up more urine, or use a Maxi pad for the same purpose).  In the bathroom sink or tub while empty.  Over the toilet.  On closed toilet lid, either on a towel or directly on lid. 

The bathroom is a great place to experiment if you have roommates as the door usually locks and if not, people generally know not to enter when the light's on/the door's closed.  There's also little to no cleanup if you wet in the tub or in the sink or toilet.

Piss right on the toilet lid, or sit on a towel to sop up your mess.

BONUS - GAZEBO/STORAGE SHED:  While gardening or doing other yardwork, let 'er rip inside the gazebo or other little structure in your yard.  This may include a barn, she-shed, pergola, pool house, pavilion or similar.  These small buildings offer a bit of extra cover if you're "caught out".



Successes & Failures

The goal with indoor pissing is to do it in a location where the urine is either easy to dispose of (down a drain like the toilet, sink or tub) or easy to clean up, such as on a hard wood or concrete floor.  AVOID peeing directly on an unprotected mattress, carpet, large rugs, car seats, couch/chair cushions, in air vents or on anywhere else that can't fit in the washer/dryer or is made of cloth.  This, of course, is if you need to remain stealthy or just care about how your house smells.  Human urine is a very distinctive and (to most) unpleasant odor and it's very hard to clean up, so that's what your main focus should be with peeing indoors.  

I've peed into a Dixie paper bowl, a large plastic McDonald's cup in a parked car, a large tin container that once contained Christmas popcorn; a blanket; a towel, into a washcloth in my panties, in the bathroom sink/toilet/bathtub/closed toilet lid with and without a towel, and most recently, an empty candle jar.  And probably more places I'm forgetting.  Some that were a bad idea included sitting on cardboard (leaks right through!) and on my bed before I had an incontinence mat or diapers to protect the mattress.  While towels or a blanket can work in a pinch, they can also fail & soak through or simply not cover enough area to prevent problematic spills.

See this article for more detailed info on cleaning up and removing pee stains from your home.

Where are your favorite at-home wetting locations?  Ever get caught wetting at home?

Seasons of Wetness: Spring

Like Autumn, Springtime is one of the milder seasons--perfect for doing the outdoor activities you couldn't do in the Winter due to the cold.  While it's still too cold to swim or enjoy other water-based activities, there are plenty of other unique ways to work "water" into your repertoire this season (wink-wink).  

If you enjoy plants or gardening, now is the time to plant those seeds!  While working in the garden, let some generous spurts go on yourself to liven things up.  Since urine is rich in nitrogen, you can even use your golden nectar as fertilizer (just remember to dilute it properly).  Learn more about using your own pipi as ferts here at the Rich Earth Institute's website, and buy yourself a nifty little watering can that doubles as a potty here. 

Springtime is the rainy season, so make the most of those monsoons and use them as cover for a nice pants-soaking.  You can keep an eye on the weather by downloading a weather app & see when storms are predicted in your area, planning little outdoor Omo outings ahead of time.  Throw on a long raincoat to help further conceal your naughty fun.  There's no better feeling than releasing hot pee into your pants as cool rain patters down on your skin.   Who knows?  If you get lucky you might even see a rainbow or two.  🌧 ☔ 🌈

Give your garden some natural fertilizer!

Depending on where you live, you may be able to go morel hunting or berry-picking this season, and both of these activities are absolutely ideal for a pants-soaking adventure.  You're far out in the countryside with no bathrooms and usually by yourself or with only a few other people around, if any.  (Side note:  Never eat mushrooms or berries you find in the wild unless you're experienced in identification).  If you're not fond of these delicacies, you can just "pretend" to hunt for them during the season everyone else is actually doing it.  Then, woopsie: caught out & had an accident.  Or you can make the most of the Springtime winds & fly a kite or go sailing as you leak in your pants or diaper.  Fishing on an overcast Spring day offers the same opportunity whether you stand on the bank or sit in a boat.  🍄 🫐 🎣

Spring cleaning is nobody's favorite chore, but you can help it go by faster with some covert wetting games.  Around here we're all for making boring tasks go by faster with a little golden motivation.  Whether you're cleaning the attic or scraping out the gutters, doing it with a full bladder is the right move.  Drink water or a caffeinated beverage as you work & reward yourself when you complete a task by letting a few spurts go in your pants.   🪣🧼🧽

St. Paddy's Day & Easter are the two main holidays that fall in the Springtime along with Mother's Day, though that last one won't be too ideal for wetting unless you're celebrating a VERY open-minded and awesome Mom who's into the pastime.  But the other two can both lend themselves to wetting if you plan them just right.  Nothing like pissing yourself after a little too much green beer during a pub crawl or free St. Paddy's day concert downtown ("What?  I pissed myself?  Me, as in the dude standing here talking to you right now?  No waaaay, bro!  This is water, maaan!")  or letting a little dribble down your shorts while dying eggs or hiding them in the yard for the annual Easter egg hunt (or have a special "adult" egg hunt with your own naughty rules).  If you're not a drinker, you can always wait until your friends are sloshed & pretend you're drunk.  🍀🐇 🍻

Unknown male soccer player takes sneaky leak on the field

Finally, there are some nifty outdoor team sports played in the Spring, including soccer, baseball, softball & track/field--all of which have been known to catch the occasional athlete in wet and compromising positions on the field.  Many female runners leak when they run, and a lot of male soccer players just don't GAF and piss or wet themselves openly on the field!   ⚽ ⚾ 🏃🏻‍♀

Popular Spring Clothes to Wet:  High-waist & wide-leg trousers, long jean-shorts, cycling shorts, madras, Bermuda shorts, golf skorts, rompers, overalls, jumpsuits, rain pants & Gypsy skirts.

Maybe don't get THIS drunk  🍀