Places To Wet Your Pants At Home

Newbies and people without transportation often opt for wettings at home, as do those who just prefer privacy or the safety/comfort of home pees.  Nothing wrong with that!  Wetting yourself indoors can be naughty and adventurous or low-key & stealthy depending on your objective.  But first you've gotta figure out where it's safe to piss on your property that won't destroy anything or leave a mess that'll get you busted by roommates or visitors.  If you need some ideas to get you started, check out these suggestions for places to pee in each room/part of the house: 

Piss in a measuring cup or other washable/disposable cup in your kitchen

KITCHEN - In disposable paper bowl (20 oz is good).  In a large plastic cup or measuring cup.  Various empty jars with large openings.  This article on VanLife Pee Jars might give you some ideas.  When you see an optimal-sized container, consider saving it for later use.

BEDROOM - In a small bedroom trashcan or other type of aluminum/metal container.  Into a blanket or quilt.  In a washable "piss pillow".  In bed on top of an incontinence mat.  The bedroom can be a stealthy place to wet if you have your own room, as you can wait for everyone to go to bed and sneakily pee in bed while pretending to sleep.  Just make sure to protect your mattress. 

Wood floors are much easier to clean than carpet.  Just grab a mop!

LIVING ROOM - On an incontinence mat on the floor.  In a wood chair onto the hard wood or linoleum  floor.  On a small washable area rug.  On doggie pee pads.  If your living room is carpeted, you might consider avoiding this room as cleanup will be too difficult.

GARAGE - In the kitty litter box.  In bed of truck or  directly on concrete.  Into empty buckets, tubs or other storage containers (dump out afterward).  On a pile of dirty laundry that's going into the wash.

Anywhere you have an incontinence mat or furniture covering is a good pee place!

BALCONY/PATIO/DECK//PORCH - In a lawn chair, directly on the concrete.  Into an empty pot/planter.  On an unused stool or chair.  In a watering can.  Right on the stairs if you're sitting/wearing the right clothes.

Pee on a hard plastic foot stool, lawn chair or other outdoor seating

BATHROOM - Into a bath towel.  (You can also roll/fold a wash cloth up and shove it in your underwear to soak up more urine, or use a Maxi pad for the same purpose).  In the bathroom sink or tub while empty.  Over the toilet.  On closed toilet lid, either on a towel or directly on lid. 

The bathroom is a great place to experiment if you have roommates as the door usually locks and if not, people generally know not to enter when the light's on/the door's closed.  There's also little to no cleanup if you wet in the tub or in the sink or toilet.

Piss right on the toilet lid, or sit on a towel to sop up your mess.

BONUS - GAZEBO/STORAGE SHED:  While gardening or doing other yardwork, let 'er rip inside the gazebo or other little structure in your yard.  This may include a barn, she-shed, pergola, pool house, pavilion or similar.  These small buildings offer a bit of extra cover if you're "caught out".



Successes & Failures

The goal with indoor pissing is to do it in a location where the urine is either easy to dispose of (down a drain like the toilet, sink or tub) or easy to clean up, such as on a hard wood or concrete floor.  AVOID peeing directly on an unprotected mattress, carpet, large rugs, car seats, couch/chair cushions, in air vents or on anywhere else that can't fit in the washer/dryer or is made of cloth.  This, of course, is if you need to remain stealthy or just care about how your house smells.  Human urine is a very distinctive and (to most) unpleasant odor and it's very hard to clean up, so that's what your main focus should be with peeing indoors.  

I've peed into a Dixie paper bowl, a large plastic McDonald's cup in a parked car, a large tin container that once contained Christmas popcorn; a blanket; a towel, into a washcloth in my panties, in the bathroom sink/toilet/bathtub/closed toilet lid with and without a towel, and most recently, an empty candle jar.  And probably more places I'm forgetting.  Some that were a bad idea included sitting on cardboard (leaks right through!) and on my bed before I had an incontinence mat or diapers to protect the mattress.  While towels or a blanket can work in a pinch, they can also fail & soak through or simply not cover enough area to prevent problematic spills.

See this article for more detailed info on cleaning up and removing pee stains from your home.

Where are your favorite at-home wetting locations?  Ever get caught wetting at home?