Real Pisstories: The Night I Wish I Knew Kegels

Oh, this one is HOT.  Highly detailed and involves a bit of car wetting followed by a full-on piss-soak.  The author is another Mommy Blogger, podcaster & Emmy Award-Winning Journalist Heather Brooker.  It involves a party, some drinks, an unexpected detour and... well, see for yourself.  Here's a snippet:

"As these thoughts are running through my mind, a trickle of pee starts to find its way to the surface.  It was happening. I was still a good 4 minutes from my house, plenty of time to release a load of urine all over myself.  So I started distraction techniques that were vaguely similar to birthing techniques. Breath, in and out. Short breaths. Squeeze!! Then I saw my house. Every turn, every bump felt like a thousand needles in my crotch. I wasn’t going to make it."
 
"It was happening. I was still a good 4 minutes from my house, plenty of time to release a load of urine all over myself.  So I started distraction techniques that were vaguely similar to birthing techniques. Breath, in and out. Short breaths. Squeeze!! Then I saw my house. Every turn, every bump felt like a thousand needles in my crotch. I wasn’t going to make it."

The only part I did NOT like was the buzzed driving.  If you drank enough booze to need to pee that bad, you're too intoxicated to drive safely.  Stop that.  You can read the full (sexy and hilarious) post here.  

All About: Pad Wetting!

This Q&A is a bit different.  It's a question posed by me, to me.  And I guess to you guys out there in Readerland. 

I was watching an Omo vid recently (what's new?) and the girl was pissing in a pad.  She said "Oh, I haven't done this in a long time" (hot) which got me thinking: how common is it for women to pee in menstrual pads just to see what it's like?  They're kinda like mini-diapers in a way, or at least the closest thing most of us will get to a diaper until it's time to actually wear one for incontinence.  I know most women don't do it often, and menstrual pads don't hold urine the way incontinence pads or diapers do, but I have to wonder how many ladies have tried it as an "experiment" at least once just to see what it's like.  

Upon searching this question on The Google, I see I'm not the only one to think of it:

Reddit (/r/TooAfraidToAsk)

Reddit (/r/AskWomen)

Quora

I'm sure us Omo freaks have thought about/tried this plenty, but I'm talking about those without the kink.  Perhaps this could be a gateway into the pee life for some?  Here's what some of the answers on Quora said:

"3 complete pissings".  Yeah, okay.  

I question anyone who claims ANY pad, including an incontinence pad, can hold a whole bladder of pee, as even a thick pull-up can't do that for me, but there you have it.  There are surprisingly few pad-pissing vids on the porno tubes compared to all the other niche wetting and pee vids, which is strange to me since people love female wetting so much and this is a decidedly feminine product.  I find it hotter than diaper wetting since pads tend to overflow easier and there's more to "see," but that's just me.  (LittleLadyLumi has one of the hottest wetting vids I've seen with her soaking a pad in bed.  The hissing sound is out of this world, and she completely soaks her bed).  

Volume WAY up

I usually wet at least one pad per month and they definitely soak through quickly, but it does increase the length of time I can leak before soaking through my pants when I'm doing the gradual spurting thing.  It feels almost identical to a diaper in terms of the warmth and texture too.  I urge all the ladies who've ever had this passing thought to give it a try!  In private, of course.  As stated, these pads do NOT hold much urine at all so don't blame me if you end up soaking your pants with one on.  

I'm surprised there aren't more pad-specific Omo sub-fetishes I guess.  Have you ever pissed a menstrual pad to see what it was like?  

Quickie Pσrn Review: Girl Hypnotized to Orgasm While Peeing

 

"Are we ready, then?"

"One... two... three!"

"Let it all go now."

"Say hello to everyone on Fetlife"



Whew.  This 13:14 minute video is incredibly hot and very different from most wetting vids.  It's narrated by a hypnotist who appears to actually be doing this for real based on the subject's realistic response.  The premise is that every time he counts to a certain number, she's to release a spurt of pee into her panties.  It will feel "cheeky and naughty" like when she was a girl doing it for the first time.  Every time she does, her climax is going to increase in strength.  She's masturbating the whole time.

The guy's voice is by no means sexy and actually quite creepy at times.  But you quickly get past that because what's in front of the camera is so hot.  Sometimes he counts slowly and throws in an "extra" number (2.5, 2.7, etc) before hitting the magic numeral, at which point the subject lets go a spurt on cue like clockwork.  This is why I suspect it's real--she does exactly as she's directed and doesn't let go until the pre-agreed upon number is reached.  But I'd really love to know for sure.  I've never seen hypnotism used in this way (minus hypnotists instructing someone to wet themselves for laughs in front of a crowd) and find it very intriguing.  

In fact, I swear I feel myself falling into some kind of trance while watching this.  I'd love to link it here but can't thanks to the whiny baby who reported a similar article.  If you'd like the link, hit me up on X @Floodgaytes or search the exact title ("Girl Hypnotized to Orgasm While Peeing") with quotation marks around it on Google videos.  Hoping someone with tech know-how downloads or otherwise saves/archives this one for our future viewing pleasure.

Real Pisstories: I Peed My Pants At Wal-Mart and Other Tales of Mommy Incontinence

This will be the first in a series of real pee and wetting stories from around the web.  A surprising number of people--women in particular--are sharing detailed accounts of pissing themselves in public & other historically "embarrassing" pee things.  And we're here for it. 

This one is from a blog by The Sadder But Wiser Girl & is entitled "I Peed My Pants At Wal-Mart and Other Tales of Mommy Incontinence".  The author is a Mommy Blogger who recounts tales of happy family chaos, including this gem in which she wets herself in Wal-Mart.  Here's a snippet:

"I study the bag carefully.  It’s only 50 pounds.  I’m not a professional weightlifter, I just say it like that because I have kids that weigh not much less than that who still insist on being carried.  But this bag is just so, BIG.  I figure I can probably slide it onto the bottom part of the cart.  I pulled on the bag, it slid towards me pretty easily.  I grabbed hold of it with all of my might and pulled it off the top of the pile.

And as the bag came off and into my waiting arms, I peed my pants.  That’s right, I dribbled right into my own undies.  I was now at Wal-Mart with a wet crotch, staggering around with a bag of dog food that weighed more than my seven year old son.  I really hope the “People of Wal-Mart” cam didn’t happen to be following me right at that moment.  If so, I can assure you that I am wearing adequate clothing and no children were buried under things in my cart.

I admit it, I’ve dribbled in more places than a leaky garden hose.  Thanks kids."

Full post can be found here.  Another blogger apparently found the story so endearing she reposted it on her own site, which is where I originally stumbled across it.

Stay tuned for the next installment of Real Pisstories!

Fairweather Wetters & the Impermanence of Online Content

Super believable pleasure.  🙄

I totally get that this unconventional, potentially messy pastime isn't exactly convenient or widely accepted, and that not everyone has endless time to devote to it.  Our lives--and libidos--wax and wane like the moon, so of course it's only natural that online fetish communities like the Omo community will change over time.  It just feels like a majority of participants aren't in it for the genuine love of it, nor for the long term.  Here are some reasons I suspect people are "into" Omo:  

- It's an easy genre of porn to make, and potentially more lucrative due to the niche nature.
- Pretending to be into it/more into it than you are for a partner.
- It's just another sexual "trend" they're trying out because it's currently rising or hot, like BDSM during the "50 Shades" craze.
- It's a way to get views, clicks, likes, follows or other forms of attention.
- People with drug addictions temporarily feeling bold and doing more "extreme" things.

It's your life and your prerogative.  Do what you want.  It's just a little sad as a true lifelong Omo lover to realize how few genuine lovers of desperation/wetting there are out there.  I don't wanna be some porno pimp's 'target market'.  If real pisslovers exist, they appear to go through cycles of pride and shame that cause them to disappear for extended periods of time, often with no warning.

The totally-authentic face all women make when we masturbate.  /s

This wasn't always the case--there was a time when every content creator & chatroom/forum user was a well-known, long term member of the community.  You knew who was gay, straight, bisexual and trans... who had additional kinks.  Which countries people hailed from.  Now we're swimming in piss content but it's all voiceless, faceless, painfully short, anonymous and temporary.  Just when you start to enjoy a creator's work, they go poof and disappear never to be heard from again. 

Worse, entire websites and forums with untold terabytes of info & content vanish overnight because a web domain expires. Such is the case with Shera and Ger's, Pee Search, Xtube, Wetpantsboy.com, Netporn.nl, Experience Project, Thomas' Water Resource Page, Wetting Addicts (Blogspot) & so many others.  Or on the flipside, a website is so successful they have an IPO and sell out to the highest bidder who then totally changes the site and fucks over the people who made them what they are (ahem, Reddit).

The few old heads who've been there for it all are now on pay-to-play porno sites which is just depressing but also a sign of the times.  What good is a hobby if you can't monetize it, right?  Sure, I offer paid services but I also give away all this original content for FREE.  That's how you know it's an actual passion for me.  And I promise, if my life circumstances ever change & I need to step away, I'll let you know in advance.  This blog will never go down unless Google decides to pull it, though I can't say the same of my RedGifs vids which are both more whimsical and more personal.  So go save them if you like 'em, and don't forget to drop a donation in my CashApp (address in Redgifs bio) or Bitcoin if you enjoy my work.

Sad rant over... for now.  If you love a piece of Omo content, archive it on the Wayback Machine or archive.ph  I do as much as I can but I'm only one person.

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Love Your Bladder? Don't Abuse Ketamine!

While ketamine has shown promise for treatment resistant depression, it does come with abuse/addiction potential and is toxic to the urinary tract with chronic use.  Countless horror stories of bladder and kidney damage have emerged in recent years involving everything from incontinence to pissing blood clots to death from multi-organ failure.  

In short-term users, ketamine acts as an anesthetic dissociative, alleviating pain and separating mind from body.  This quality makes it popular for surgeries in children and veterinary medicine.  It's in the same class of drugs as nitrous oxide, PCP and dextromethorphan (DXM), though it's unique in its ability to cause urinary tract damage.  Ketamine causes this damage by producing toxic metabolites like norketamine that destroy the lining of the bladder wall over time.  Using 3x per week or more for 2+ years leads to a cascade of symptoms including inflammation, fibrotic scarring and irreversible bladder shrinkage that leaves users in a state of chronic pain and disability.  

But the horrors aren't limited to the bladder.  Norketamine produces toxic acidic urine that can back up into the ureters (tubes leading from the kidneys to the bladder), causing them to scar and grow shut.  These thin tubes are generally where kidney stones get stuck and cause so much pain, though that is a treatable problem.  "Ketamine bladder" is not.  In other words, if you want to become incontinent/diaper dependent, this is NOT the way.  You still need to be responsible about it because your bladder is a vital organ.

Sadly, this drug can cause a vicious cycle in which users cause themselves so much pain abusing the drug  they then resort to taking more of it to escape the horrific pain  And again, this tends to be an irreversible/permanent condition so prevention is the best medicine here.  If you've already started, quitting today is better than tomorrow.

Here is one woman's story of how ketamine abuse/addiction destroyed her bladder and left her life in ruins: 

via LadBible




This bizarre trend serves as a reminder of how important it is to take care of your bladder, even if you're planning to become "unpotty trained" or similar.  There's a right way and wrong way to go about it, and doing it wrong could leave you with a lot more than just incontinence.  The organs of the urinary tract are all connected, and injuring one can easily lead to damage or failure of others. 

For a personalized step-by-step guide to becoming fully unpotty trained in all settings, message me at x.com/floodgaytes ($15 via CashApp or Bitcoin).  I always put health and safety above all other aspects by default without getting preachy.  

To Whoever Reported My Post:

Thanks to you, I can no longer link to porn vids on my blog.  Now I'm on Google/Blogger's radar and risk having my whole blog pulled if I do.  So everybody thank whoever decided to do that dumb shit. 

If you have a problem with something I post, CONTACT ME about it and I'll either remove it or amend it to your liking, but jumping straight to tattling like an 8 year old goodie 2 shoes is not necessary.  The last thing fetish content creators need is for others to get their work pulled from the web.  I just had my entire Wattpad account nuked with no warning and no way to recover all my work, so to lose this blog would be too much.  PLEASE don't be an asshole and ruin it for the rest of us.  Contact me if you have an issue with anything I post and I'll correct, remove or amend it.  (There was nothing unusual or special about the post that got removed; somebody just got their panties in a wad about it for some reason).

Now my porn reviews will have to be sans links to the video I'm reviewing, which isn't very useful at all.  Sorry, my hands are tied.  If you'd like a link to the video I'm reviewing, hit me up @Floodgaytes on Twitter/X.  I can't link them here even though this blog is under an "adult content" wall.  

What I see when I log in.