Monday, March 24, 2025

Discreet Mini Bullet Vibrator Review





So I bought a new (very cheap) thing:  It goes buzz and is VERY small unlike my last deceptively wide toy.  It's called the "Discreet Mini Bullet Vibrator" from Amazon, complete with 10 modes, waterproof design (a must!) & a sleek, small, easy to transport/conceal size & shape.  My options are pretty limited when shopping for this type of item because nearly all of them are ginormous & look like they're made for barnyard animals rather than women.  (Anybody else ever notice this?  Surely someone has!)  🐴  I doubt it's "one size fits all" in the sex toy department but I digress.   

This one is indeed small, but one thing jumps out at me right away: it's also "sharp" and pointy on the end rather than rounded which doesn't look all that comfy.  But I'm withholding judgment until I've tried it, which will unfortunately have to be another day because I canNOT figure out what type of adapter to use with it, as the writing on mine is all microscopic and in a language I don't understand.  (Which measurement should I go by when determining if this charger cord is compatible with my adapter?  Volts, Hz, "A", input, output, db, mA or something else?)





"Can be and IS" lol.  



Update:  I spoke with the seller, who was extremely friendly and helpful.  Apparently my chargers are both compatible, I was just not inserting the cord end far enough into the, uhh, hole. When you do it lights up blue on the end and begins blinking.  Charge time is around 60 minutes and it holds a charge around that long, which tends to be way longer than I'd need in one go.  (Well, let me not lie on myself lol).    

This feels amazing on the clit and actually creates a kind of stimulation I haven't felt before down there.  It's also nice on the inside, but don't neglect the outer parts because WOWZA.  The "sharpness" doesn't actually hurt but I still think it's an odd design choice.  All in all this is a powerful and affordable option if you're looking for something smaller that vibrates.  Oh yeah, it was only $9.79 with tax & shipping.  Damn good quality & service for not much dinero.

Pros:  Cheap, ships lightning-fast, tiny & sleek, discreet packaging, powerful, feels great inside or outside.

Cons:  Unclear charging instructions.  






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