A Collection of True Airplane Wetting Stories

(This is Part II to a similar article, "A Collection of True Car Wetting Stories").

I recently read a highly detailed story of a man who wet himself on a flight and had to walk through the airport to baggage claim soaking wet.  This got me thinking:  how common are in-flight pee accidents?  Like long bus or car trips, long flights come with a high risk of witnessing (or experiencing, if you struggle with continence) an accident.  Not only can passengers often not access the precious few toilets on the plane due to long lines, sleeping seat neighbors or turbulence, they've often tanked up on caffeine prior to boarding due to the abundance of coffee shops in airports or alcohol due to the prevalence of flight anxiety.  Both of these are diuretics that increase desperation considerably, as can anxiety itself.  Throw in a few unexpected delays & taxis around the runway and you have a real recipe for wetting accidents.  ✈💦

As expected, I found numerous detailed first- and second-person wetting stories online from flight attendants, passengers and pilots alike.  Enjoy!

Woman forced to sit in her own urine for 7 hours after wetting during a 2-hour delay

Humiliated Woman Who Wet Herself In Flight Receives Sweet Message from Pilot

Long thread of flight attendants recounting "close calls" they personally experienced

Not sure why this warranted a whole story unless someone at this site is an Omo lover, but here ya go.

Pilot discusses the need for in-flight relief and the "piddle pack"

Detailed account of wetting in flight and blaming it on spilt water

Woman faints, twice, and wets self (also twice) on 2 flights

Mom tells daughter to pee her pants on Southwest flight for very reasonable reason

...and a reminder why "whipping it out" is a BAD idea on a commercial airliner.  If you're about to have an accident, you'd better either piss your pants or discreetly find a way to use a bottle/other container because this guy got screwed.  On 2nd thought, scrap the container idea.   😬

Honestly most of these stories just made me mad.  While it's not cool to drunkenly whip it out and do a protest piss in the aisles in front of a crowd of horrified captive onlookers, some of these accidents are totally understandable.  In fact, airlines need to ease up on their passenger bathroom policies because expecting people to choose between wetting their pants or facing hefty fines, jail time or grounded flights for discreetly relieving themselves in a cup or similar after hours of delays is fucking belligerent. 

In the meantime, I would strongly suggest wearing a diaper or pull-up on flights longer than 2 hours even if you don't usually struggle with bladder issues.  Because believe me, it's preferable to being trapped in a window seat with the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign lit up & 5 more hours left before landing, the turbulence making your bladder ricochet off your insides like a lightweight child in a Moon Bounce.  🫨 😵‍💫

Ever had an accident or close call on an airplane?  Love to hear about it!  

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