How To Wet At Home Without Making A (Huge) Mess or Getting Caught

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This question is a constant on sites like Quora, which is populated by young 20-somethings & the like who are stuck living with their parents or other nosy roommates & want to wet themselves.  How can a person pee their pants, wet their bed or otherwise have fun with their urine without making a huge mess or getting caught?

First, let me assure you that you're among family with regards to this question.  Because I was into wetting from a VERY young age and moved directly from my parents' house to the dorms to my shared apartments with other people, I rarely had true privacy.  I was also not sneaky at all so I got caught a lot as a kid & eventually just gave up on wetting at home for the most part.  I would fantasize in great detail about the day I had my own place:  what clothes I would wet, which rooms & scenarios I'd piss myself in, etc.  No controlling moms or asshole dads could stop me then!  

And since moving into my own place a couple years back, that's been the case.  I've wet myself when, where & how I want with no judgment from the peanut gallery.  It's been every bit as liberating as I ever dreamed, the only possible downside being the amount of laundry I do.  But it's a small price to pay for sexual freedom & total gratification with this fetish.  While the ultimate goal should be to live on your own so you can call the shots, there are ample ways to enjoy this hobby on the sly until then.



Indoors vs. Outdoors

How NOT to stealthily wet yourself at home

Indoors:  Let's start by focusing on the "where", shall we?  The bathroom is a logical location.  I still piss myself there when I'm not in the mood for cleanup.  Most bathroom doors lock, and if they don't most people have the common courtesy to give you privacy when the door is shut.  I WOULD HOPE, at least.  Use this privacy to wet yourself over the toilet, in the bath tub or in the sink where no mess will be made.  You can pretend to be using the toilet or bathing during this time, but the longer option is usually safer.  When you're done, sneak your wet underwear or other items out under your bath towel, in your pocket or under some other hidden nook/cranny on your way out & launder ASAP.

Wetting your bed at night after others are asleep is another semi-private option if you have a mattress cover or incontinence mat.  If not, it is possible to pull off with a bunch of carefully-placed bath towels/blankets/quilts, but it's a lot less stealthy than one good mat or mattress protector.  Just be sure to pop all your wet items in the washer immediately or soon thereafter when you won't look suspicious.  Maybe start doing your own laundry BEFORE you get into wetting so it all looks more natural. (Let's be honest:  you should be doing your laundry anyway because one day you'll have to regardless).  Adult diapers offer a totally mess-free option for bed wetting if you'd rather not worry about the frantic cleanup, and many brands offer free samples via mail in stealthy packaging.  Google "adult diaper free samples" to find them.  However, don't go this route if your roomies frequently open your mail.  😬

Wetting over the toilet is a less messy, more private way to go. 

You can also wait until your roommates/family members leave home to do an indoor home wetting, which will give you a wider choice of rooms & more freedom to watch Omo porn if you wish.  Make sure to leave enough time afterward for cleanup before they get home.  If you have a small trashcan in your room, sit over that & relieve yourself into your underwear if you need a way to avoid getting the floor wet.  It can be emptied out a window (but be CAREFUL with this!) or preferably, in the toilet or sink afterward.  Just don't forget to spray the inside down with Windex or something to remove the smell.

AVOID peeing on couches, unprotected mattresses, carpets, any type of cushion that can't be easily laundered, car seats & expensive or hard to wash fabrics.  The smell is far too hard to remove even with the best of odor removers.  And human pee does not smell like animal pee for those who think they can blame the dog/cat.   🐶  😼

Outdoor wettings are great, but wear the right pants to hide your "accident".

Outdoors:  In your own backyard behind a gate/fence gives you privacy from lookie-loo neighbors when roommates aren't home.  If you're close to a wooded area, bike path or hiking trail you can venture out into nature & soak yourself there provided it's not too full of people.  Always take plenty of survival items (hydration, compass, etc) & keep an eye on your location and the time of day so you don't get lost.  Big canyons & state parks also offer this freedom to wet pretty much unbothered.  Go for a rock climbing, hiking, bike riding or trail running adventure & you'll appear too focused for anyone to bother you or notice your crotch.  Same goes for fishing, hunting or any outdoor activity really.  Just tank up & "accidentally" get yourself stranded too far from a bathroom and have an oopsie.

Clothing choices are the other half of the stealth equation.  Wearing black Spandex or polyester bicycle pant-material further ensures that your wetness doesn't leave a visible stain on your pants.  (Wild colored patterns are fine too--so long as the pants aren't cotton or some other fabric).  If you're a girl (or a boy who wears skirts), a loose-fitting frilly skirt with panties underneath allows you to just sit and wet on the ground or discreetly pee down your legs while standing.  Just move the skirt out of the way first.  Peeing while on the move riding a bike or doing some other mobile activity like skating makes it harder for people to focus on any visible wet spots as well.  Again, make sure you have a stealthy place to hide your pissy clothes once you get home until you can launder them, and try to do it as soon as possible so they don't smell so bad they have to be thrown out.  Take extra dry things in the car trunk or your backpack in case you need to change for some reason.  (Actually, it's ALWAYS good to have a dry change of clothes in your car if you wet regularly).  


Other Considerations:

Men can conveniently pee in lots of places like bottles, jugs & cups.

You don't have to fully soak yourself every time the urge arises to engage in Omo fun.  Sometimes letting little spurts out gradually can be just as fun as letting go all at once.  It certainly allows you to prolong the wet fun longer.  You can do this on laundry day while wearing the appropriately camouflaged material even while your parents are home as long as you control yourself & don't have a full accident.  If you're a guy you can experiment with peeing in bottles & other containers that don't leave a mess behind as some Omo enthusiasts find peeing ANYWHERE other than the toilet enjoyable.  During the summer there are countless opportunities to wet your swim trunks or swimsuit bottoms near water if you hang out by pools, lakes, ponds, beaches, water parks, splash pads or other H2O-rich places!  Swimsuit material was made to absorb wetness and be peed in. 

Oh, and you can bring a version of this little shindig home each night if you need a way to piss yourself year-round.  Save up your morning/evening pee & just go all over your naked legs or in your cupped hands as soon as you step in the shower.  Feels amazing & saves a flush.   🚽

Another semi-stealthy trick if you enjoy wearing wet clothes is to pull your pants down but leave your underwear ON when using the toilet.  Enjoy the warm wetness soaking your undies, drip dry a while longer than usual and then pull your pants back up over them like nothing is out of place.  Just stay near a mirror to check for visible wet spots until you know how wet or dry you truly are.  (This one is best tried at home when you have a little privacy/downtime for obvious reasons).  Works best with briefs or panties under loose/baggy pants.  

Putting a folded up washcloth in your panties/underwear or wearing a thick Maxi pad allows you to pee a little more into your pants without it soaking through, but you'll have to either wash or dispose of those items afterward too.  If you're going to go this route, you may as well go with adult diapers/Pull-Ups because they're so much more absorbent.  I was shocked how much pee one of these things could hold.  It's really fun being able to sit or lie ANYWHERE & wet yourself without worrying whether it'll make a mess.  

Caught with wet pants?  Blame the running water & getting "caught up" in your task.

Make it a point to scope out possible wetting locations & clothes next time you go shopping.  Get creative--the planning can be as fun as the actual naughty bits.  Remember that timing, location & clothing fabric are the three magic ingredients for a stealthy wetting.  Here is my personal guide for stealthy public wetting, but it can just as easily be amended to sneaky at-home wetting. 

What if you do get caught?  Well honestly, there's always that risk and every time you wet yourself at home you increase the chances of getting caught.  You shouldn't engage in home wettings if getting caught would put you in physical danger, put your housing at risk, get you in major trouble with roommates or family or cause such shame you couldn't cope.  It helps to be prepared with an excuse that explains the wet spot as something other than pee: spilled a jug/bottle of water on myself, fell in a body of water, etc.  Failing that, explaining why you peed yourself and giving a reason other than "I did it on purpose for sexual purposes" can help alleviate the absolute most humiliating aspects if you're not ready to "come out" of the Omo closet.  Always have a worst-case-scenario excuse ready just in case.  💛