My Crazy Experiment/Best of Both Worlds

 

It's drizzling outside--the first true rainy day of the year & I get the crazy idea to try wearing a diaper on the OUTSIDE of my panties and tights.  Why would one do something so silly, you ask?  I prefer the sensation of wetting clothes but prefer the mess-free experience of diapers so why not get the best of both worlds?  

I'd tanked up on lots of water & herbal tea, a special diuretic blend that makes me need to go BAD.  As I lie here on my back releasing spurts on myself, I note how snug the pants feel under the diaper which is holding all that wet cloth against my bush, though I've got a towel under my ass to absorb any excess leakage.  My vibrator is charging on the nightstand & I'm just lying here in the dark, listening to the rain and gradually pissing my diapants/pantsper (stop trying to make fetch happen).  I must say it's a unique sensation:  not as warm as wetting a diaper & maybe a tad colder than just wearing wet pants.  But the extra pressure holding it all in feels soooo yummy.  

Squatting big to finish

I can already feel dampness creeping down the legs as I lie here, wondering how long I can keep up this charade.  The diaper feels warm to the touch on the outside & is holding my pissy panties soooo close to my pussy.   Uh-oh:  I just released a huge spurt that would've definitely made a mess had it not been for the diaper, yet the towel is still almost completely dry.  More water down the hatch, I gotta keep this experiment going!  I stop to take some pics while waiting for my bladder to refill so you can see what this madness looks like (see above... and below).

Eventually I pop a squat & just let the rest go with my legs spread wide on the bathroom floor.  The diaper still hasn't technically "leaked," and when I return to the bedroom to look at the towel, there are only 2 tiny wet spots... far less than if I'd just peed through pants.  It's so dry it could be used after a bath to dry off, though I wouldn't do that because it's gross.  While this may not be my preferred method due to the unconventional nature, I definitely plan to try it again.  Not only does it absorb wetness so I can keep playing longer, it feels really good--different from just pissing in pants.  I suggest anyone who loves pants-wetting or only uses diapers for convenience give it a try at least once.  

Postscript:  So after lying in bed reading wetting smut, I used my vibe and emptied myself completely on nothing but a towel on the bed.  No panties, just naked pussy on the bed.  I didn't even need to pee and the wetness kept spraying out!  I finished on the toilet and made a huge mess... looks like a sprinkler went off in there.  😅  Felt like the vibe was hitting both my bladder and my G-spot at the same time and ohhhh man.  I'm fucking spent.

The End (?)

Sick... Permission to Use My Pants

Someone who isn't me, but is in a similar position.

Yup, not sure what godawful fever I've caught but I swing between scalding hot & freezing cold & covered in sweat with nasty headaches.  It started with mild diarrhea a few days ago and caught me off guard when I woke myself up choking on phlegm & stomach acid in the night before sleeping nearly 30 hours straight.  What followed was a disturbing fatigue and now this fever.  Is it COVID?  A head cold, RSV?  Something else entirely?  With all the diseases about these days, who knows, but I'm taking it super easy on the couch to be safe...  

Part of that includes using diapers & panties to pee whenever the urge hits.  I've been hydrating with Propel Fitness Water & regular agua which has me pissing like a racehorse quite often.  I made the mistake of getting turned on & masturbating last night, causing my temperature to skyrocket.  Woopsie.  On the plus side, I'm now stocked up on groceries including several gallons of water, two bottles of Propel, two Clearly Canadians & a Voss water (ooh, fancy!) in the glass bottle.  Gonna be a mega pee-fest, only sans arousal or climax.  This will be an exercise in true casual wetting if nothing else.  🥲

Random Wetting Stories from Around the Web

Just a collection of random pee stories from around the "normie" (read: non-Omo) web.  Links included (blue text).  Enjoy!  

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From an essay on a website called This I Believe, where people write essays on things they believe strongly in.  This one's by Kate of Logan, UT and is called "Just Pee Your Pants":

 I don’t just out-of-the-blue pee my pants just because, and it’s not like I just couldn’t make it to the toilet. I pee my pants when I’m laughing extremely hard with close friends who are laughing with me. I love these moments, when you just can’t control anything because whatever it is you’re laughing about is amazingly hilarious or actually, in most cases, quite dumb. I believe in peeing my pants because I believe in laughing. I believe in having fun and being crazy with friends.


Woman with an obvious drinking problem gets wasted at family member's wedding and loses it:

 I was now racing to the bathroom when I turned the corner to the most dreaded sight had by any drunkard who needs to pee: a line. I realized my fate and dug deep and pulled out my old “pee dance” skills. I knew how this routine went, I’ve lived it many times waiting in line at the Mexico border and other destinations. Many times I had lived this scenario and held it, but that was before kids. {BK}

So there I was, in a line and having to pee like now, like an hour ago, like “I should never have waited this long to pee”.  I finally made it up to the front of the line and realized that my hourglass of sand had run out!! 


Newly-Incontinent Mother Shares Her Story:

Fast forward to the first time I sneezed while I was pregnant and peed my pants.  The first time I jumped on the trampoline after having my daughter, and peed my pants.  It was nuts,  I didn’t even have to go!  I was beside myself.  A few months back I had a cough that turned into pneumonia, and every single time I had a coughing fit, my five year old daughter, would laugh and ask me if I needed to change my pants.  And I did.



Single Bi Male Explains Why He's Given Up Finding A Partner & Chooses to Wet Full-Time Instead

"I feel like the current civilization is ending soon/world's going to hell anyways, and due to my deep love of Depends (I hide them by wearing underwear over them and pulling the underwear border over the depends), this shouldn't affect me much. I'm emotionally scarred so I don't have an interest in the dating scene right now, and they'd also have to be a pervert for me to be interested anyways. The people who would be disgusted aren't the people I'm interested in."

Entire thread of "Barely made it/Didn't make it" stories on Bass fishing forum:

"We park, I sprint to the door, run past the lady saying "can I help you?" and just ignore her. I'm EXPLODING now. I open the door, get to the toilet, unzip and just a second before I get IT out, it just starts going. I get IT out and finish in the toilet. Then I look down terrified at my pants. There's pee on them. A good deal of pee, not like I just let it all go, but enough to be visible and very embarrassing. I panic for a minute, thinking "WHAT THE FU** AM I GONNA DO NOW" for a good 2 minutes straight. Then it hits me: I'm stupid. I'm wearing a hooded sweatshirt with a t-shirt underneath. I take off the sweatshirt."


Rather hot story about someone urgently peeing on a bench and being caught:

one time, i was going out on a trip with a bunch of people. As we were walking in the field, I started feeling like i needed to go pee. later we sat down to eat food we brought with us. I had to go so much then. I started to pee a tiny bit. then I went over to and empty bench and sat down. I pulled my pants down. then i started peeing a lot. i sat there peeing for like 2 minutes. about half way through, someone looked at me and said "Just keep it coming." and then winked at me. he walked away afterwards. (my pants and undies were still down.) A minute later, I had soaking wet pants and undies. I had mixed feelings about this. It felt warm and refreshing. it was also embarrassing. oh well!

Accidents happen, man!

Grim Reminder for Extreme Bladder Holders

While the vast majority of desperation lovers will NEVER consume even half this amount of water in such a short time, it serves as an important reminder that drinking too much water can in fact be deadly, especially when combined with holding your pee:

In 2007, a radio station held a contest called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" in which contestants were made to drink large amounts of water without going to the bathroom.  The last person standing would win a Nintendo Wii.  A 28-year-old mother named Jennifer Strange "won" 2nd place in the contest but tragically lost her life after being dared to guzzle even more than the required 8 oz. of water every 15 minutes (which is already more than the 2.7 liter per day max recommended amount for adult women).  Combined with the lack of exercise and urination, this caused serious discomfort for the contestants, all of whom dropped out except for Strange & one other contestant. 

1st half: Nurse caller.  2nd half: Idiot DJ ignoring health advice.

After 8 rounds of this dangerous insanity, the Douche Jockeys decided to encourage her to go even further and the rest is history.  Strange was given another half-liter of water as were the other remaining contestants even as medical professionals called in to warn the show runners of the dangers of water intoxication.  They stated that the contestants had "signed waivers" so it wasn't their responsibility and that they were aware of the dangers.  On the way home Jennifer complained of awful headaches and general unwellness, which turned out to be her final recorded audio snippets that were played repeatedly on various news channels after her death.  She was found dead in her home hours later.  She left behind her 3 young children & many other loved ones.

This tragedy never had to happen.  It was clear these assholes KNEW even before the medical warnings that what they were doing was dangerous, yet they ignored those additional warnings and did it anyway.  It was almost as if they wanted to see an unintentional suicide that day and were determined to make it happen.  They offered "condolences" on their Myspace page, which rang hollow in the wake of their carelessness & callous attitudes while the morbid contest was taking place.  Let this be a reminder to always listen to your body and medical science, and never let ANYONE push you into doing something you suspect is unsafe for their own gratification.  If they find it so arousing/amusing, let them do it themselves.  

(I vaguely remember a similar "hold your pee" contest involving a Geo Metro in which contestants chained themselves to the car and the last to have dry pants won.  I can find nothing about it online because it was a loooong time ago (early '90s) but I'm not sure how that turned out.  Hopefully no deaths).

To All Newbies On the Fence About Wetting:

Welcome to my website, you dirty little pervs.  Are you a total newbie to this "pants wetting" underworld where adults wet themselves on purpose for sexual pleasure?  Does the sight of someone going pee-pee in their pants make you all hot and bothered in your no-no place, but you're too scared to let go and actually try it yourself?  Too ashamed or afraid of getting caught?  Or maybe you HAVE tried and simply can't get the tap to turn on so to speak...  

If so, I encourage you to take some time using the search bar on this site because there are endless articles I think could help.  Such as this or this.  

Maybe you're wondering what Mommy or Daddy would think if they knew your dirty little secret, eh?  Or if they caught you in the act?  Would they spank your ass, throw you out of their house?  Call you sick or  send you to a shrink?   Your social life would be DOA if your friends found out.  You'd be the laughing stock of your school/workplace/neighborhood.  Only babies wet their pants.

Actually, the opposite is true.  If an adult WANTS to wet themselves, that's all it takes to make it a legitimate endeavor.  It's far more 'babyish' to follow the crowd or look to Mommy and Daddy for guidance on every tiny thing in life.  There's a time to worry about the opinions of others--to dwell on what your youth group leader, pastor, priest, 5th grade P.E. coach & your loved ones think of your shortcomings in life, and that time is not in the quiet dark hours when you're alone with your d!CK in your hand. 

I've got news for you about those heroes of yours:  they're sexual beings too, and they do things that would make your stomach turn when the lights are out and nobody's around.  It's none of their business what you do to get off so toughen tf up and do what makes YOU happy.  There's nothing wrong with peeing yourself for sexual pleasure as long as you aren't involving others against their will, which you're not if you do it in private and clean up after yourself.

Next time you have the house to yourself (or right now if you live alone), I want you to put on some piss-themed porn and let go all over yourself.  Or maybe head over to Literotica or Wattpad and read some pee-themed stories if you prefer the sensual written word to graphic X-rated porn videos.  Then wet yourself.  You can do it on the toilet, standing in the bathtub or in your backyard--doesn't matter where.  The best way to overcome your doubts is to face them head-on.  Got it?  Don't make any excuses, just pee.  Like all these proud pantswetters:

There's plenty more where they came from.  Men and women all over the world get off on wetting their pants, so if it turns you on, so should you.  The only "babies" here are the grown ass adults who shove down their natural sexual desires for fear of upsetting the status quo.  People will judge you no matter what you do in this life, so might as well do something really "out there" to freak them out. 🤪  Just make sure to be discreet and clean up after yourself, you little piss-pot.  🍯  The dirtier & more ashamed you feel afterward, the more you know you're on the right track.

(I shouldn't have to explain this, but we ARE living in the uber-sensitive Gen Z era so if you couldn't tell, the tone of this article was all in jest.  By playing the taunting dominatrix, I hope to push you outside your comfort zone, which is where ALL the fun stuff happens.  I'm NOT kidding about that part).

Places To Wet Your Pants At Home

Newbies and people without transportation often opt for wettings at home, as do those who just prefer privacy or the safety/comfort of home pees.  Nothing wrong with that!  Wetting yourself indoors can be naughty and adventurous or low-key & stealthy depending on your objective.  But first you've gotta figure out where it's safe to piss on your property that won't destroy anything or leave a mess that'll get you busted by roommates or visitors.  If you need some ideas to get you started, check out these suggestions for places to pee in each room/part of the house: 

Piss in a measuring cup or other washable/disposable cup in your kitchen

KITCHEN - In disposable paper bowl (20 oz is good).  In a large plastic cup or measuring cup.  Various empty jars with large openings.  This article on VanLife Pee Jars might give you some ideas.  When you see an optimal-sized container, consider saving it for later use.

BEDROOM - In a small bedroom trashcan or other type of aluminum/metal container.  Into a blanket or quilt.  In a washable "piss pillow".  In bed on top of an incontinence mat.  The bedroom can be a stealthy place to wet if you have your own room, as you can wait for everyone to go to bed and sneakily pee in bed while pretending to sleep.  Just make sure to protect your mattress. 

Wood floors are much easier to clean than carpet.  Just grab a mop!

LIVING ROOM - On an incontinence mat on the floor.  In a wood chair onto the hard wood or linoleum  floor.  On a small washable area rug.  On doggie pee pads.  If your living room is carpeted, you might consider avoiding this room as cleanup will be too difficult.

GARAGE - In the kitty litter box.  In bed of truck or  directly on concrete.  Into empty buckets, tubs or other storage containers (dump out afterward).  On a pile of dirty laundry that's going into the wash.

Anywhere you have an incontinence mat or furniture covering is a good pee place!

BALCONY/PATIO/DECK//PORCH - In a lawn chair, directly on the concrete.  Into an empty pot/planter.  On an unused stool or chair.  In a watering can.  Right on the stairs if you're sitting/wearing the right clothes.

Pee on a hard plastic foot stool, lawn chair or other outdoor seating

BATHROOM - Into a bath towel.  (You can also roll/fold a wash cloth up and shove it in your underwear to soak up more urine, or use a Maxi pad for the same purpose).  In the bathroom sink or tub while empty.  Over the toilet.  On closed toilet lid, either on a towel or directly on lid. 

The bathroom is a great place to experiment if you have roommates as the door usually locks and if not, people generally know not to enter when the light's on/the door's closed.  There's also little to no cleanup if you wet in the tub or in the sink or toilet.

Piss right on the toilet lid, or sit on a towel to sop up your mess.

BONUS - GAZEBO/STORAGE SHED:  While gardening or doing other yardwork, let 'er rip inside the gazebo or other little structure in your yard.  This may include a barn, she-shed, pergola, pool house, pavilion or similar.  These small buildings offer a bit of extra cover if you're "caught out".



Successes & Failures

The goal with indoor pissing is to do it in a location where the urine is either easy to dispose of (down a drain like the toilet, sink or tub) or easy to clean up, such as on a hard wood or concrete floor.  AVOID peeing directly on an unprotected mattress, carpet, large rugs, car seats, couch/chair cushions, in air vents or on anywhere else that can't fit in the washer/dryer or is made of cloth.  This, of course, is if you need to remain stealthy or just care about how your house smells.  Human urine is a very distinctive and (to most) unpleasant odor and it's very hard to clean up, so that's what your main focus should be with peeing indoors.  

I've peed into a Dixie paper bowl, a large plastic McDonald's cup in a parked car, a large tin container that once contained Christmas popcorn; a blanket; a towel, into a washcloth in my panties, in the bathroom sink/toilet/bathtub/closed toilet lid with and without a towel, and most recently, an empty candle jar.  And probably more places I'm forgetting.  Some that were a bad idea included sitting on cardboard (leaks right through!) and on my bed before I had an incontinence mat or diapers to protect the mattress.  While towels or a blanket can work in a pinch, they can also fail & soak through or simply not cover enough area to prevent problematic spills.

See this article for more detailed info on cleaning up and removing pee stains from your home.

Where are your favorite at-home wetting locations?  Ever get caught wetting at home?

Seasons of Wetness: Spring

Like Autumn, Springtime is one of the milder seasons--perfect for doing the outdoor activities you couldn't do in the Winter due to the cold.  While it's still too cold to swim or enjoy other water-based activities, there are plenty of other unique ways to work "water" into your repertoire this season (wink-wink).  

If you enjoy plants or gardening, now is the time to plant those seeds!  While working in the garden, let some generous spurts go on yourself to liven things up.  Since urine is rich in nitrogen, you can even use your golden nectar as fertilizer (just remember to dilute it properly).  Learn more about using your own pipi as ferts here at the Rich Earth Institute's website, and buy yourself a nifty little watering can that doubles as a potty here. 

Springtime is the rainy season, so make the most of those monsoons and use them as cover for a nice pants-soaking.  You can keep an eye on the weather by downloading a weather app & see when storms are predicted in your area, planning little outdoor Omo outings ahead of time.  Throw on a long raincoat to help further conceal your naughty fun.  There's no better feeling than releasing hot pee into your pants as cool rain patters down on your skin.   Who knows?  If you get lucky you might even see a rainbow or two.  🌧 ☔ 🌈

Give your garden some natural fertilizer!

Depending on where you live, you may be able to go morel hunting or berry-picking this season, and both of these activities are absolutely ideal for a pants-soaking adventure.  You're far out in the countryside with no bathrooms and usually by yourself or with only a few other people around, if any.  (Side note:  Never eat mushrooms or berries you find in the wild unless you're experienced in identification).  If you're not fond of these delicacies, you can just "pretend" to hunt for them during the season everyone else is actually doing it.  Then, woopsie: caught out & had an accident.  Or you can make the most of the Springtime winds & fly a kite or go sailing as you leak in your pants or diaper.  Fishing on an overcast Spring day offers the same opportunity whether you stand on the bank or sit in a boat.  🍄 🫐 🎣

Spring cleaning is nobody's favorite chore, but you can help it go by faster with some covert wetting games.  Around here we're all for making boring tasks go by faster with a little golden motivation.  Whether you're cleaning the attic or scraping out the gutters, doing it with a full bladder is the right move.  Drink water or a caffeinated beverage as you work & reward yourself when you complete a task by letting a few spurts go in your pants.   🪣🧼🧽

St. Paddy's Day & Easter are the two main holidays that fall in the Springtime along with Mother's Day, though that last one won't be too ideal for wetting unless you're celebrating a VERY open-minded and awesome Mom who's into the pastime.  But the other two can both lend themselves to wetting if you plan them just right.  Nothing like pissing yourself after a little too much green beer during a pub crawl or free St. Paddy's day concert downtown ("What?  I pissed myself?  Me, as in the dude standing here talking to you right now?  No waaaay, bro!  This is water, maaan!")  or letting a little dribble down your shorts while dying eggs or hiding them in the yard for the annual Easter egg hunt (or have a special "adult" egg hunt with your own naughty rules).  If you're not a drinker, you can always wait until your friends are sloshed & pretend you're drunk.  🍀🐇 🍻

Unknown male soccer player takes sneaky leak on the field

Finally, there are some nifty outdoor team sports played in the Spring, including soccer, baseball, softball & track/field--all of which have been known to catch the occasional athlete in wet and compromising positions on the field.  Many female runners leak when they run, and a lot of male soccer players just don't GAF and piss or wet themselves openly on the field!   ⚽ ⚾ 🏃🏻‍♀

Popular Spring Clothes to Wet:  High-waist & wide-leg trousers, long jean-shorts, cycling shorts, madras, Bermuda shorts, golf skorts, rompers, overalls, jumpsuits, rain pants & Gypsy skirts.

Maybe don't get THIS drunk  🍀