Facility-Free February

Captain's bLog, January 187th:

Ever have a bout of luck or stretch of time that's so rotten you decide, fuck it, I'm gonna reward myself with a no-toilet piss pants fest for as long as I can get away with it?  Not a #NoToiletTuesday or even a pants-only weekend, I'm talking a piss-soaked Omo fest that ends when your will to do laundry, mop the floor and/or take out trash bags filled with piss-heavy diapers gives out.  I'm talking temporary incontinence as if you forgot how to use the Big Girl Potty.

Well that's what I'm' thinking of doing very soon.  I've been extremely responsible lately & feel like I deserve it.  I have a few Assurance diapers left over and just cleaned out my washer/dryer, so she's all ready to take on load after stanky load of my pee pants.  I also have plenty of generic No Doz pills, caffeinated soda, plain drinking water & other diuretic type goodies.  Unless an unforeseen emergency pops up I have no pressing things to do next month, so early Feb is gonna be an All About Me, All About PEE Extravaganza.  Why not?  Everyone's in bed with the flu or other ailments, the weather is shit...

I hope those of you that can join me will do so.  I look forward to going in my pants while working on this blog, while masturbating in bed, watching TV, doing everyday chores around the house & anywhere else the urge strikes me.  (For those who don't know: I like to wet in little spurts rather than one big bladder explosion because it's more sensual and lasts longer).   💛

To anyone who stumbles on the blog post by accident and says "What the FUCK is wrong with this person," I kindly invite you to fuck off into the next dimension and keep fucking off past the point where it says "Do Not Fuck Off Past This Point".  I'm single, have no kids or other creatures who depend on me, live alone, have wood floors and keep my place smelling like a dream.  I will probably only have these optimal fetish conditions for a limited time so I'm making use of them now.  I may piss my pants instead of the toilet but you probably think swallowing cum or not washing your hands after shitting is A-OK so you can suck my STD-free clit.

(Yeah, I'm in a mood.  Can you tell?  It's been a long month).

Pissing into pants while cooking?  I'm here for it.

Losing Control for Real... and Completely

Whoo, so I've been absentmindedly preparing for a gathering and sipping from 2 bottles of Coca-Cola between taking swings from a rapidly flattening Pepsi.  This instead of my usual 3/4ths to 1 gallon of water per day.  Not great for my hydration or urinary health, but here we are.  At the same time I've been spurting around in the same soaked (and I do mean SOAKED) pair of tight leggings since about 10 a.m. which is neither especially hygienic nor great for my urethra.  I tend to get UTIs pretty easily and, whatever.  Boring.

Anyway, just now as I was standing in the bathroom organizing my overnight baggie, I let a spurt go for like the 5,032th time today.  But the urgency at the tip of my peehole was different this time.  I couldn't stop!   I crossed my legs hard and looked down, instantly spotting a sizeable puddle under me as the urine snaked down my crossed thighs.  Damn, first time THAT'S happened.  I usually only spurt without actually making a mess on my (wood) floors.  Not that it was a big deal in terms of cleanup, but still a bit surprising.

I grabbed my pussy to dam up the flood and rushed to finish packing the bag before hobbling to the bedroom and frantically kicking a bunch of dirty laundry off my (used) piss mat.  As I did, hot pee trickled into my cupped right hand which I ended up rubbing back on my crotch through my tight pants, partly as a means to try and soak it up before it spilled all over the floor. 

Fuck!  Still leaking! 

Outer layer:  Drenched

I slid the mat toward me with my big toe just in time to kneel on it with a fuzzy blanket bunched up under me to catch my accident.  WOW I really had to go and was having trouble slowing down or stopping!  This was not like me.  My grey tights and grey blanket were both several shades darker and had a distinctive smell before I was even done.  All I could do was sigh and moan as I finished emptying my bladder... or maybe my bladder finished emptying ME.  Either way, this was so out of character compared to how I usually do things... 

Maybe it was all the soda (it is pretty acidic and does irritate my urethra)... maybe the soppy pants I wore all day.  Perhaps both are starting to give me the beginnings of a UTI.  (I have antibiotics in the fridge and D-mannose aplenty so no worries).  Whatever it was, it's been ages since I lost control like that.  I must admit it felt pretty good and was a bit exciting though I hope it doesn't happen outside my home.  Better drink up (water, not dumb soda) before I head out tomorrow.

Under layer:  flooded

Edit 11:26 p.m:  While hanging up tomorrow's outfit & plugging my phone into the charger, it happened AGAIN!  This time it was so forceful and unstoppable I actually stood over the open toilet and just pissed through my panties and (different) shorts.  The video shows a little of how fast it happened--I barely had time to hit 'record' and had already leaked big time by then.  Off to have a wank before bed now. Ta-ta.    👋🏼

Vid of final accident of the night

"Me" tryna figure out W H Y.  (Not me IRL) 

Amateur Omorashi Legends: Wet Natalee

I regret that I don't know anything more than her first name, but her vids were good enough that her name has lived rent-free in my cranium all these years along with her super-hot wetting vids.   I'm talking of course about Natalee HD (aka "Wet Natalee" or just "Natalee").  She was big in the Xtube/Wetpantsboy era and was among the first creators I'd seen go for the gold and totally soak her jeans in the car while driving.  You never saw her face, but the way she'd announce that she was about to lose control & then state "I'm peeing" was incredibly hot. 

Totally fills her lap with warm piss while driving!  

She might've worked for WettingHerPanties for a while as well as doing her own solo stuff, but I'm not sure.  There are several pornstars named "Natalee/li/lie," and more than one pee-specific performer.  Omo lovers claim she had about 112 videos that she eventually pulled from her online store before disappearing.  Despite never seeing her face (at least I haven't seen it), her voice was distinctive as was her propensity for bold public wettings in places like the laundromat or while driving down a busy road.  

Couldn't get her zipper undone in time.  Poor thing.  ;)

Wherever she is today, I hope she's thriving and enjoying wet pants whether single or in a relationship with a fellow Omo-fan.  We salute you, ma'am!  If you have any vids of Natalee you'd like to share, I'd love to see them!  

Q&A: How To Tell People I'm Into Wetting Myself?

First things first:  You don't need to tell everyone in your life about your piss kink.  And you absolutely shouldn't unless you have a sexual/romantic connection to them or are extremely open about sexual topics with them already.  Consider whether you'd want to know something insanely personal about each individual's sex life you're considering telling--something you maybe find a little gross or repulsive--and then weigh the pros and cons of disclosing it to them. 

Even with your long-term romantic partner there is no pressing need to tell them unless you require that they participate in it with you.  Of course you CAN tell them, but it's not immoral to keep it to yourself either.  While honesty is generally the best policy in life, that's not necessarily the case with fetishes and kinks, which are highly specific and unique to the individual.  There are some things we're just better off not knowing about people & for probably 97% of your loved ones, this falls into that category.  I also see people who assume they MUST tell their therapist when they're not even in therapy for anything relating to sex or fetishes, which is just flat-out not true.  That said, if you feel a need or strong desire to "unburden" yourself about this secret to someone in your real life, a therapist would probably be your safest bet.  They're the least likely to be judgmental, out you to other people in your social/work circle or otherwise jeopardize your important relationships.  In fact, for them to do so would be unethical.  As long as you're not breaking any laws they have to keep it confidential and remain professional and kind in dealing with it.

If you've decided to tell a close loved one and are simply at a loss for how to go about it, I can tell you what's worked best for me.  You may prefer a more direct approach which is fine.  It also depends on your dynamic with that individual:  what works with, say, a good friend may not be appropriate for a sister-in-law or lover.  You'll need to be mindful of your tone & presentation and tailor it to each person and situation.


Defining Your WHY

Understanding your goal before heading into battle is vital.  Is it to get this off your chest by confiding in someone who'll give honest feedback?  To get them to participate in it with you?  Have them humiliate you?  Do you really not care about their reaction so much as getting it off your chest?*  Whatever your end goal, clearly laying it out beforehand will help you gauge how much info is too much and how much is just the right amount to share to obtain the desired result.  


The HOW

How you spill the beans is very important

The format in which you disclose something secret like this is really important.  You want to avoid written/typed formats as they leave behind physical evidence that can be saved & used against you at a later date.  That means no texting, private messaging, written notes or similar.  Communicate it face-to-face where only you and the other individual can hear what's being said.  

With my now-ex, I never came out and said in so many words "I enjoy peeing myself" but she somehow could tell by the way I acted/reacted to piss-related topics.  This was enough for her to take it upon herself to pee all over me during sex without warning early in our relationship.  Another time she wet her pants on top of me, and another time she peed in my hand in the hot tub.  This was as much as I could hope for from someone with no personal attraction to this lifestyle.  I never had to go through the horrid discomfort of disclosing or "dropping the bomb" and saying something I couldn't take back, I was just true to myself and didn't hide my love of wetting/piss. 

Back in high school, I had a very conservative, sheltered friend who had never had sex or even masturbated.  I once dropped a heavy hint by telling her that whoever's soccer team lost the big game would have to pee their pants.  Well she was DISGUSTED by this and of course refused!  But the seed had been planted:  a few months later when she was doing my makeup, she dared me to sit on the toilet and piss in front of her.  Another time when our toilet was broken she told me to pee in our bathroom sink while she watched.  This was so out of character I know that my little "suggestion" had turned her on and got the wheels turning, and again I never had to "confess" to anything!  (I was too shy to pee in front of her either time, dammit.  I majorly regret this now).  


The WHEN/WHERE 

Telling your entire friend group before 1st period = not a great idea.

Time and place are everything.  Try to be as natural as possible and don't force the issue at an awkward time.  Maybe you've had a few drinks and are both in a light, silly mood.  Perhaps you're already discussing sex-related or embarrassing topics, or deep/dark secrets you've never told a soul.  Maybe a game of Truth or Dare or "Never Have I Ever" is taking place.  Could be that your friend just disclosed something uber-personal about her current sex life or partner & you want to "match" her with a crazy story of your own. These are all acceptable environments to disclose something like this.  Church, a McDonald's Playplace or super-fancy public art museum?  Generally NOT acceptable.

Or maybe you could frame it as a question:  "What do you think about peeing in the context of sex?"  "Ever dated someone with a piss kink?"  You could even fib and say you have dated someone who enjoyed pee/wetting if that would make it easier to break the ice.  Just be sure to have your story straight before going down that path so you don't get tripped up.  Maybe consider discussing OTHER common kinks first or in addition, such as BDSM, foot fetishes or cuckolding to gauge their reaction.  

  
The WHO

WHO you tell is the most important detail

This is the big one.  Telling the wrong person/people could be catastrophic for your social life, your reputation or even your career.  You only want to confide something like this in a person you trust not to blab to others AND who's open-minded enough that, even if they find it personally off-putting, they won't drop you like a hot potato or retaliate in some other way.  Telling a casual acquaintance you haven't known more than a year, a co-worker you don't hang with outside work, a boss, your parents or anyone who leans socially conservative is generally a BAD idea, and not always in ways you can readily predict.  

Something like this should be reserved for romantic/sexual partners you may want to engage in the practice with; sex therapists or couples' counselors you're seeing specifically for issues related to sex and trusted long-term friends with open minds.  That's really about all.  People who have confided deeply embarrassing or personal info to you or who aren't ashamed to get down and dirty with the sex chat who you can really trust to keep a secret.  If you're unsure, err on the side of not disclosing.  This is one of those big things you can't take back once it's said so be damn sure you want to say it.   And always pay close attention to the person's reaction (tone of voice, facial expressions, what they say, body language, etc).  If they seem truly uncomfortable, change the subject and don't bring it up again.  This is another reason it's so important to only tell people you truly know inside and out:  you want to be able to gauge if they're taking it well or freaking out inside.

The average person OVERreacts to all things urine, considering it unsanitary and "gross" when it's really no more dirty than tears or saliva in terms of disease transmission risk.  Facts and figures don't do much to combat a lifetime of myths & social attitudes, sadly.  While you may know the truth and be desensitized to all things pee, the average uneducated Joe Blow is more likely to overreact than under react, so keep that in mind.  (Some highly educated folks who should know better overreact, so the bias affects more than just the uneducated).  Maybe consider leading with things you DON'T do involving pee, such as drinking it or pissing on unwilling peoples' faces or something.  "Piss kink" can mean many things to many people so be specific:  if peeing your pants is what gets you off, say so.

Times are changing and attitudes toward sexual fetishes of all types are softening, but that's more of a general thing.  It's something else entirely to definitively state that YOU have a specific paraphilia.  If you're planning to tell someone, make sure you trust them and that you do so in a tactful manner that takes their comfort into consideration because once said, these things can't be taken back.   💛


* Even if you don't care how the other person reacts, take into consideration their FEELINGS about the disclosure.  Try not to tell someone who truly wouldn't want to know or who would be disturbed by it.  People have a right not to know things that would make their living situations uncomfortable--for instance a sibling or friend living in the same house.  With this in mind, only disclose your fetish and activities to those it would be appropriate to tell, such as a potential romantic partner or very close long-time friend.  And if you're 18+, make sure the person you're confiding in is too.  


Have you ever disclosed your wetting fetish to a close loved one or acquaintance?  How did it go?  

7 Natural Diuretics To Make You Pee Like CRAZY!

Warning:  Just because these are "natural" does not mean they're safe in all circumstances or in unlimited amounts.  Ask your doctor before using diuretics if you have kidney or heart disease, and do not exceed the recommended doses of each substance listed here or combine diuretic substances, natural or not.  Doing so can increase the risk of life-threatening electrolyte imbalance via dehydration.  Remember that everything you see listed here is intended only as an occasional addition to your regular diet and water intake.  

Ahh, diuretics.  Those magical substances that make the bladder produce its golden warmth both more urgently & in larger amounts.  From alcohol to prescription diuretics like Lasix (furosemide), there are a wide variety of substances that push the piss through the pipi pipes faster & more furiously.  But what about natural non-prescription options?  If you're looking for something to add that extra "oomph" to your holds, consider one of these fine foods or herbs.  Here are 7 of the best proven natural diuretics to consider adding to your diet or alternative medicine cabinet:

7.)  Lemon:  Yup, plain old juice from a lemon supplies a burst of citric acid to increase urine production as well as containing a high water content.  For this reason lemonade is often recommended for treating and preventing kidney stone formation.  ("Milk, milk, lemonade...")  If pure lemon is too tart, simply adding a twist of the sour citrus fruit to your water bottle can help get things flowing.

6.)  Asparagus - Who knew this unassuming green veggie could power pee production?  It's true:  asparagus contains asparagine, an amino acid that acts as a diuretic & has been known to treat swelling, arthritis, rheumatism, and PMS-related water retention.  But heads up:  your pee will smell EXACTLY like asparagus for a while after consuming it, so skip this one if you're planning more intimate pee play.   

5.)  Watermelon:  As the name implies, watermelon is packed with H20, which goes straight to the bladder & will have you pissing your britches in no time.  That's because it's not just high in water content but, like lemons, is full of pee-boosting citric acid.  It also contains potassium salts that regulate urine acidity.  Ahhh, smooth.

4.)  Dandelion:  A menace in the garden, this poof-producing weed is a well researched diuretic that can be brewed into a tasty tea or taken as an extract.  A 4% aqueous extract of the leaves & roots was shown in studies to be safe & produce the desired toilet-trotting results.  

3.)  Parsley:  A fresh-smelling herb long used as a garnish for soups and salads, Parsley has relatively potent diuretic effects when ingested.  It's thought to work by inhibiting sodium reabsorption & potassium transport, though the exact mechanism isn't known.  Beware that parsley in large doses can interfere with blood clotting medicines due to its high Vitamin K content and may have seizure inducing effects in people with epilepsy, so use with caution.   

2.)  Kratom:  The leaves of this Southeast Asian bush are potent both as a pain reliever & a diuretic.  This social media analysis by the Digital Commons @ Texas A&M University states that kratom's diuretic effects can cause increased urination as well as dry mouth & dehydration.  This herb is controversial due to its addiction potential, so avoid frequent use if you decide to try it & be sure to research dosage, side effects, interactions & other vital safety info.

1.)  Caffeine:  Coming in at #1 is our old standby, caffeine.  It's versatile and comes in many forms, from pills like No Doz to tea, soda, energy drinks & coffee.  You can even buy caffeinated gum!  Every last one of these options will increase the amount & urgency of your whizz, especially when combined with increased water intake.  The pills may be more dehydrating than the drinks, as the beverages contain liquids that at least partially replenish fluids lost via urine & sweat.  However, the pills are easier to dose accurately than natural options like coffee or tea which contain varying amounts of caffeine and may also irritate the bladder more due to their high acidity.  Ideally you should not exceed 350mg caffeine per day, with 400mg being the absolute upper safe limit for a healthy adult. 


Bonus:  Celery & celery seed.  If parsley is too soapy-tasting for you, try celery.  This calorie-neutral veggie is packed with water, and its seeds speed up uric acid excretion and increase the rate of urine production. 

That's it!  Got a favorite diuretic you don't see listed here?  Love to hear about it in the comment section!

Quit Giving Money To Idiots

Oh, so edgy I almost cut myself.  🙄

 ...and piss your pants instead!  You know you want to anyway.  If you're willing to spend $800-$1,000 big ones on a pair of basic-ass jeans with a faux wet piss stain on the crotch, it's likely for one of 2 reasons:

1.)  You're a rich kid and unrepentant attention whore looking for new ways to passively draw stares, or 

2.)  You have a latent/hidden Omorashi fetish and are using the pants as a gateway drug of sorts to break the ice with people, come out of the pee closet or find like-minded friends.  Perhaps you even plan to add your own REAL pee to the fake stains.

The problem with this is that it's a massive waste of money.  If you're into peeing yourself, you can always just buy an adult diaper or pull-up and let loose discreetly.  If wetting pants is more your thing, invest in some stealthy black polyester/Spandex tights or bike shorts & let loose in front of a mirror.  You'll see that it's almost impossible to detect that you're peeing even WHILE you're peeing.  Or if you want people to see your "accident," just piss in some jeans for real.  Let out a few leaks and say you bought the Jordanluca ones.  As they start to dry, piss in them some more.  If you let too much go, say you bought the top-shelf exclusive style ones only available for a limited time.  Spurt yourself constantly and make a day of it.  But please stop making stupid people and ideas famous (and rich).  

Shit like this is predatory and takes advantage of peoples' shame and desperation (no pun intended) for connection with like-minded souls, as well as naive kids who just want to be edgy/"cool". Just think how much porn, how many diapers/mattress protectors, plastic panties, erotic e-Books, piss panties like Thinx or old people incontinence pajama pants & other actually sexy/fun items you could buy with that $800-$1,000!  Shit, donate it to one or more of your favorite Omo creators/bloggers, just don't flush it down the proverbial toilet by purchasing this uncreative pointless claptrap.  

 (Lawd knows I tried to avoid writing about this banal topic but I just couldn't stand seeing ANOTHER article about these atrocities in 2025 as if they're a new invention without saying something.  Please let the fake piss pants die in 2025).  

Quickie Porn Review: 2 Friends Try Diapers

 

Nice fit!

Waiting for the flood...



Check out Blondie's not-so-sneaky pussy touch

Final thoughts

This vid is hot for its nonchalant nature.  Two friends casually try on clothes and diapers, testing to see whether the diapers show through the clothes.  Presumably they're doing this to see if they could wear the diapers clubbing or on other drunken outings.  While this is not a typical "porn" video--these appear to be real life friends testing these diapers for real & there's no sexual contact--there are moments of real sexual arousal & nudity.  At the end they both wet the diapers to see if they leak.  You can tell the blonde girl enjoys the feeling of her wet diaper by the way she rubs it into her pussy shortly after peeing it, biting her lip all the while.  Relatable for anyone who's ever wet a diaper.  She makes sure to show the camera a close-up shot of the wrecked diaper full of pee at the end, stating that it's "yellow". 

Meanwhile her thicker friend spreads her legs on the floor and lets us all know when she's peeing & states that these could be "game-changers" for when they go out drinking.  After feeling around to make sure there are no leaks, the girls remove the diapers & get naked in front of the camera & giving us their final verdict.  I definitely see more wet diapers in their futures.  🔮
  
What starts off as a silly, cutesy vid ends with two friends possibly becoming fans of wearing diapers publicly.  The thought is quite hot indeed.  This just backs up my theory that more women need to try wetting because most would definitely like it.

First Public Spurting

Picture it:  It's 3:00 a.m. and the winter wind outside is screaming.  A girl stumbles into her apartment complex with two armfuls of bags & makes a beeline to the elevator.  Her stomach and bladder are full, she's exhausted from the holiday festivities & wants nothing more than to be alone in her private playground.  The lobby and halls are desolate--not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse.  As soon as the elevator doors close, Girl decides to fulfill a New Year's resolution and dribble a little in her black pants--her first public wetting ever.  It feels great so she lets a little more go.  Why not?  This is the perfect opportunity:  stealthy pants, late night, empty abode.  The button "dings" and she steps off the elevator, practically trotting to her room in the eerie late night/early morning glow of her old apartment building to blog about her experience with piss dripping down her legs.

That girl is me, and I'm typing this with a wet crotch, thighs & left calf.  As stated, this was my first time attempting to piss myself publicly to any degree outside of an aquatic setting and I just thought I'd share it with someone(s).  Bucket list item:  ✅'ed off my list.  2025 is off to a good start!  

Assurance Women's Overnight Underwear Review

Just bought my 1st pack of diapers.  In the past I've only reviewed a free sample here or there, but after a recommendation from an online friend I decided to pick these up from Walmart (well, Walmart shipping).  Sixteen diapers for $9.99 was too good to pass up so I pulled the trigger.  Unfortunately delivery was delayed 1 day for weather, another day due to the driver getting lost & finally delivered on a Sunday... to the wrong apartment.  Luckily I have honest neighbors & the package was discreet with no clue as to what was inside.  How embarrassing that would've been.  I was not impressed with Walmart/FedEx's service.

But on to the product review:  I promptly put one on as soon as they were delivered and released my "morning" pee (it wasn't morning but I'd just slept a long time) in them.  Ahh, so warm & lovely.  Not a single leak, and the wetness eventually wicked away from my naughty bits so it felt dry again.  (I'm not used to just emptying my bladder all at once so this was luxurious.  I usually spurt bit by bit but wanted to test the strength of these bad boys).  I did some house chores while wearing the diaper before eventually having to pee again--I waited a while until my bladder was actually full so I could get a good read on how much they'd really hold. 

Dry fit before any wetting

After the 2nd wetting it's still dry on the outside--no leaks--though it's getting a tad heavy in the crotch.  I squatted for the first pee and stood for the 2nd to get a sense of how well they fit.  Third pee took place in bed lying on my back to fully soak it from all angles.  Wow, that was a big one.  Still no leaks!  4th piss happened in the kitchen standing up:  still dry!  (After pulling them down to take a photo, however, I started to feel the first hints of a leak around the sides/edges).  Yeah... after that 4th piss my shorts are starting to feel damp.  But it held SOOO much wee and is utterly soaked/heavy when I take it off.  I released a 5th half-bladder standing up and still no major leaks, though I wouldn't recommend peeing in them this much in public.

The fit is perfect and the sizing chart was easy to understand, none of that waist/hip-measuring crap.  It's just based on height and weight.  They feel pretty similar to a really thick Maxi pad (which mine usually are due to heavy periods) & are quite comfortable.  So far these are my favorite brand & type I've tried, and they're very affordable.  It could only be better if they were available for delivery from my local Walmart, as I was not pleased with their shipping service.  

Inside after 4 huge pees

These get a 4.5 of 5 stars from me.  Affordable, great fit, can be used multiple times without worry about leaks, easy sizing chart.  The only drawback was the shipping but that's a local/"me" issue that can easily be bypassed by simply buying them in person or having them delivered if possible.  The very fact that we're able to buy products like this so discreetly is amazing to me.  These would be great for sleeping overnight or use during low-activity days like road trips, sitting at the office or around-the-house wear.  They're extremely absorbant and comfy, they just get a tad wide/heavy in the crotch after 3-4 wettings.  I plan to sleep in them so I can comfortably relieve myself without getting up in the night and just for general "fun" to cut down on laundry loads.  They make no noise when you walk and don't start to smell of urine until the 3-4th pee, though I'm sure that varies with how much water you drink.  

Pros & Cons of Wearing Adult Diapers

So I see variations of this question a lot:  What are the benefits of wearing diapers as an adult?  Is it better to wet yourself or hold your bladder for a long time?  Unequivocally, the answer is that it's better for your health to GO when you need to go, which may mean wetting or using a diaper.  Why this isn't the obvious socially acceptable answer is beyond me.  Here are my reasons why wearing a diaper is beneficial:


PROS:

1.)  Public bathrooms are horribly lacking in the U.S.  NYC has 4 public restrooms for every 100,000 people, and it's not much better elsewhere.  A trip downtown or afternoon of sightseeing with friends can turn into a bathroom scavenger hunt, and if you have overactive bladder or another urinary condition this can be a true nightmare. The result is that many otherwise able-bodied people simply isolate & stay home or dehydrate themselves/hold their urine while out to avoid having to find a restroom, all of which are unhealthy.   

2.)  It's illegal to expose yourself to urinate in public in all 50 states.  Some of these laws are harsh & place a person on the sex offender registry.  In fact, 13 states at the time of this writing have these "sex offender pee" laws on the books.  The S/O registry does not distinguish a "public urination offender" from a pedophilic rapist btw.  You're all on the same list.  Consider this before whipping it out or dropping trou to answer nature's call.

3.)  Holding your pee is BAD for your health.  In a best case scenario, it can increase your risk of incontinence with age--worst case is a burst bladder, kidney stone/infection, well, just see for yourself:

Some of the health risks of urinary retention ("holding").

4.)  Going to the toilet is disruptive and a waste of time.  Yeah, this might sound trivial on the surface but ask someone who gets up to pee multiple times per night & is a light sleeper how much it affects their quality of life.  Just think of all the times your bladder forced you to interrupt a deep conversation or break your focus on something important or enjoyable.  Now lay all your bathroom time end to end from the time of potty training to now.  It's likely DAYS of your life wasted on or standing in front of the toilet/urinal.  Now add up the time it took to travel to or FIND a bathroom and we're talking weeks of your life flushed literally down the crapper.   🚽🌀 

5.)  Public bathrooms can be dirty or even dangerous.  This goes double for women & kids, especially while traveling & using restrooms in unfamiliar areas.  You never REALLY know who or what is lurking in a public restroom, from hidden cameras to peep holes to all manner of icky germs.  

A few of the crimes that may occur in public bathrooms.

6.)  Adult diapers have come a long way in recent years.  While there used to be a very limited number of options in adult protection (Depends, Attends), now there is an endless variety ranging from adult diapers for the truly incontinent (Tranquility, Tena, Always) to blatant ABDL products (Rearz, Crinklz, Bambino).  They range in protection level from dribble pads & pee panties to full-on "mega max" tab diapers, with pull-up style underwear in the middle range.  You don't have to use them 24/7 & can reserve them for overnights, road trips, long flights, special occasions or some other purpose.  And the number of fun designs is endless.  

So comfy & convenient!  No mess!

7.)  If you have incontinence of any kind, wearing a diaper gives you peace of mind that your clothes, furniture & other belongings will be protected in the event of an accident.  While a diaper can certainly be concealed by clothing, large wetting accidents often can't.  In this way they can spare you the embarrassment & stress of having to deal with the possibility of leaking pee in your clothes.  (Even people without incontinence have at times wet themselves due to jobs or school situations that don't allow bathroom breaks).

8.)  Peeing in a diaper just feels GOOD.  It's warm, wet & the diaper holds that warm wetness in for a long time compared to regular bottoms.  Once you start using diapers you'll likely feel like pissing in the toilet is a waste, both of time and urine.  In my not-so-humble-opinion, this is the way we were meant to pee:  whenever, wherever & however the urge strikes us.  Without a 2nd thought.  It's how we breathe, eat, drink & even blow our nose.  Why must urination be such a big to-do?

9.)  Nobody has to know you're wearing a diaper or pull-up.  Think about how often you find yourself looking at a person's pants or skirt to "check" for a diaper--almost never, right?  Likewise, nobody's gonna be thinking about what's under your clothes unless you choose to disclose it.  


CONS:

Perhaps the only downsides of diapers are the cost & the accessibility.  If you don't live on your own and have your own income source, you won't be able to buy them without help.  They can be kinda noisy when being changed in public bathrooms or other places where people might hear, but I suspect you get over that with time.  (In women's restrooms, babies and feminine hygiene products are routinely changed so nobody has to know you're changing YOUR diaper... or that it's even a diaper).  The bottom line is that these products are made for a reason & it shouldn't be shameful to use them for it provided you keep yourself clean/smelling good and don't involve unwitting people in your fetish.  (Assuming it is a fetish & not a necessity).

Also, it goes without saying but adult diapers are not socially accepted by the majority of people, which technically makes them "abnormal".  Wearing them when you're not fully incontinent is generally considered a kink/fetish and, while there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, you should be aware that you'll likely face social, personal or even professional consequences if caught.  This depends on how open-minded your circle is, of course, but it's something to be prepared for.

A little time spent playing dress-up in front of the mirror to see what clothes best conceal your diapers, what brand and size fit you best & how much golden nectar your chosen design can hold will solve a lot of these problems.   💛

Just Ordered my 1st PACK of Diapers!

So a lot has happened lately and I'm sick of doing laundry yet extremely, almost superhumanly horny.  What to do?  After getting a recommendation for a cheap/generic diaper from a friend on X, I decided to bite the bullet and purchase the smallest pack of 16 to see if they can help me wet myself in small spurts throughout the day/night while cutting back on laundry.  The package says they're max absorbency so we shall see.  Like this time last year when I reviewed my piss mat, the weather is threatening ice/sleet/snow so I'd love to be trapped in my apt with these bad boys between my legs.   

Updates forthcoming.  

Stop Moralizing Urine

Morals and ethics have a vital place in the fetish/kink world.  Clear communication, respecting boundaries, insisting on enthusiastic consent... these things are an absolute non-negotiable requirement & come before anyone's pleasure.  But that's not what this article is about.  

In my reading/research for this blog, I come across so many frantic pee-related articles 'shoulding' on people, exaggerating the health or environmental risks of pee/wetting for reasons that are obviously personal & have nothing to do with actual risk.  I find this offensive, especially when the tripe is coming from otherwise credible sources like medical experts or media organizations like the BBC.  Here are just a few examples I've come across recently:

(Click to enlarge)

Why?  And just how do you propose we enforce that, BBC?

All the ways you shouldn't pee. Because reasons. Note their furrowed brows & looks of panic.

Another Reddit community banned for bogus reasons.

.

Scaring people about their pee color is not helpful, Mr. Dr. Man.  Health anxiety sucks.

You get the point.  While there may be grains of truth in some of these articles or videos, it's the overblown concern & heavy handed anti-pee actions like online bans & IRL legal action that are offensive and harmful.  Yeah, you shouldn't make it a point to always drink so much water that your pee is crystal clear, but if it happens occasionally it's not a huge deal.  Source:  my pee is almost always clear at my urine tests & the results are always great.  No infection, electrolyte imbalance or other concerns, and I've never had a seizure or died.  Ideally your urine should be a light yellow ("straw-colored") but you really shouldn't obsess or stress over it either. 

And the 'don't wee in the sea' ordinance is beyond ridiculous considering all the poison humans have dumped there in our short time on this planet--the plastics and pollution making large fish inedible due to mercury content.  Then there's the catastrophic effects of climate change on our waterways & oceans, causing mass bleaching and die-off of the Great Barrier Reef.  Never mind the stupid piss law is literally un-enforceable unless someone whips it out in a drunken stupor, which nobody does when they pee in the sea.  No, let's focus on controlling the every move of The People, quibbling over a few drops of watered down human waste in a literal sea of salt, brine, boiling H2O, animal waste, poisonous pollution & God knows what else.

All this moralizing & handwringing about urine habits tells me one thing:  we've still got a long way to go in the destigmatization department.  When our experts can't even discuss the subject without either cracking a smile, making 50 immature pee jokes or freaking out about things like pissing in the shower, which probably 90% of the people I've ever known, male or female, have openly admitted to doing with no ill effects, that's a sign that pee isn't the problem--their prudish attitudes are.  In fact men might piss in the shower slightly more often than women, yet we're the ones with insane rates of incontinence (75% of women over 65 are incontinent to some degree compared to only 8.3% of men in that age group).  Clearly something else is to blame, but what oh WHAT could it be? 

We'll get to that in a minute, but first take a look at Exhibit C...  Or D.  Or whatever we're on now:

5,000 gallons of water is no drop in the bucket, lady.

The language used in this article--"destroys your pelvic floor," "not very hygienic"--is fear-based propaganda, not scientifically sound unemotional information.  Just say you have a pee phobia and move on.  Urine is no less "hygienic" than tears or saliva, which I assume you've released on yourself in the bath or shower at some point while crying about your asshole boyfriend or evil boss.  As long as you don't consume urine orally or get it in open wounds or your eyes, there's no risk to health.  None, nada, zilch.  No disease transmission risk, no destruction of your body or bath tub when it touches either of those surfaces.  Not even a smell is left behind when peeing in the shower because it goes right down the drain and is washed off your body immediately by the running water and any soap/body wash you may use.  Hell, pissing in the shower is probably MORE hygienic than using a toilet that countless other asses have sat on and then pushing waste around on yourself with toilet paper.  

But I digress.

You wanna know what actually "destroys" your pelvic floor?  Pregnancy & childbirth.  Botched episiotomies and abdominal surgeries.  Terrible posture & constant sitting/sedentary lifestyles.  Obesity. Menopause takes it's toll as well.  Holding your urine is probably not great for it over time, nor is severe constipation.  But taking a leak in the shower is the absolute least of anyone's worries.  They're making a weird assumption that shower-pissers are forcing themselves to pee there when they don't really need to go which is NOT the case, at least not for me.  (I tend to shower a few hours after waking up and will often wait to do my 1st pee of the day in the shower.  I never push my urine out or force myself to go "just because"). 

And the running water association is weak at best.  Everybody with continence issues has different triggers--should people with urge incontinence just not unlock their front doors because it makes them lose control?  Swear off toilets because the sight of them makes them start peeing?  As a lifelong shower/pool pee'er (yes, I piss in the pool and every other source of water when in a bathing suit--cope), I've never had problems holding it around the sound of water even when desperate.  In fact I've never had a single wetting accident IN MY LIFE for any reason.  I know this is all anecdotal but dammit, I'm tired of my lived experience not counting for shit while the emotionally-charged opinions of random people in scrubs are used to bully & scare people.

Nobody's forcing YOU to piss in the shower, the sea or anywhere else for that matter.  But that courtesy should be extended back to others who may prefer to do their business there.  If you want to direct that energy somewhere useful, try focusing on shower shitters, who comprise approximately 1 in 30 people... and that's just the ones willing to fess up to it.  Feces are full of dangerous bacteria, transmit viruses like norovirus, rotavirus & Hepatitis and--unlike urine--do NOT wash off the body and grout between tiles so thoroughly.  (To say nothing of the repugnant smell).  🤮

Sorry for the tangent.  There's just so much bias here I can hardly contain myself, and not in the usual fun way.  😋  I will say the pelvic floor therapist's advice not to "shove things" up your vajayjay to treat infections was sound--UTI cannot be treated at home and will progress to the kidneys if "home remedies" are used.  You must take the full course of antibiotics prescribed by a doctor to ensure the infection is gone & doesn't develop resistance. 

However there's a lot you can do to prevent UTI's from ever taking hold in the first place, even if you're a chronic sufferer like I am/once was.  Check out my upcoming article about this topic for more because it's another "pee thing" I'm passionate about.  In any case, I don't claim to be a professional but it's clear to anyone with eyes that even the professionals are not immune to personal bias when it comes to "icky" things like pissing in the shower or other things involving bodily wastes.  See:  Every "peegasm" article ever written and posted to the WWW.

🧘🏽‍♀

NAMASTAYHEREANDPEE

They Peed Their Pants in Public.... and AREN'T Ashamed!

Just a quick article on the current state of shame in the general non-Omo community where wetting is concerned.  It's always encouraging (okay, and hot) to see stories, discussions or videos in which people report public incidents where they peed themselves and just went about their day, unashamed.  That's the ultimate goal of this blog, remember?  To kill stigma and normalize pants wetting.  Not in a way that exposes unwilling participants to a fetish or destroys property, but by taking the shame out of a common everyday occurrence, making it just another inconvenient thing that happens... sort of like stepping in dog doo or getting a rumbly tummy in a quiet room due to hunger pangs when lunch is still an hour away.   🍱  🕴

Without further Ado, here are a few stories from around the 'web in which people publicly pissed their pants and just kept their heads up.  A few even propose normalizing pants wetting in public.  We salute you!   🙇🏻‍♀  🫡

Keep normalizing and one day this will be "the norm".  🫠

Woman faints, has seizure, wets her pants while giving blood and then goes out to eat w/ husband.... with pissy pants

Sober woman wets herself at front desk with a smile!

Woman wears leather to convenience-wet in public


Fishermen discuss whether it's OK to pee your pants while fishing (answer: yes)


Seattle mom wets self due to lack of bathrooms; is not ashamed.


Blogger pees pants on plane; turns it into a testimony.


Incomplete paraplegic wets on 1st date; no shame - accidents happen!


Confident woman pees herself at trampoline park & laughs it off.


Music fan chooses wet pants over missing fave band (Tycho).


Man makes a case for why he should be able to piss in movie theater seat.


10 reasons this diver says you should PROUDLY piddle your wetsuit!


Desperate zoo trip leaves one mom pissing in a bottle while driving.

As you can see, there are a variety of stories and motives behind the pant-pissing and lack of shame here, with some of the authors deliberately wetting in public and others simply not caring about their accidents after the fact, making the best of a less-than-optimal situation.  Either way, we're definitely glad to see the progressive attitudes toward this 100% normal human bodily function.  There are no shortage of things to feel bad about in life--a little pee (or even a lot of pee) is not among them. 💦

I'll leave you with a few more examples from around the 'net:   

Enjoyed Tena pants so much she converted a friend! 

It's true:  shame should be reserved for deliberate evil acts.

Another incontinence patient unashamed to be wet in public.

Ever had a genuine wetting accident in public?  How did you handle it?  How did the people around you react?  

Is It Wrong? (What Would You Do?)

Is it wrong to relieve yourself on the floor of an establishment that has restrooms but denies the public access to them?  Some would say 'absolutely' as a knee-jerk reaction, but consider this:  access to clean, accessible public bathrooms is considered a basic human right by the United Nations & is part of their Sustainable Development Goals that includes 'clean water & sanitation' to be met by 2030.  While developing nations without indoor plumbing come to mind when you read this, the United States suffers from a severe and self-inflicted lack of public bathrooms as businesses steadily restricted access to them through the 20th Century and continue doing so in the 21st Century.  

According to a 2023 NY Times article, the U.S. has an average of 8 public bathrooms per 100,000 people while 56 per 100,000 is the norm in Iceland.  In NYC, it's FOUR per 100,000.  That is unacceptable.  How'd we get here?  As with all our current 3rd world problems, it wasn't always this way.  In the 1930s, more than 2 million public latrines were added in rural areas, parks & public lands as well as busy urban gathering spots like Central Park.  But maintenance of public toilets fell by the wayside starting in the '70s as budget cuts became the norm.  The use of public restrooms for sexual encounters, illicit drug use & other non-excretory needs led many business owners to shutter their stalls to everyone but paying customers, or in some cases, even them. 

Clean public bathrooms are a human right.

Adding to the problem are laws that criminalize public urination, with some states putting public pissers on the sex offense registry, charging them with 'public lewdness' or 'indecent exposure' for the simple act of relieving themselves in public.  That doesn't leave very many options for people out in public who need to urinate, now does it?  Whether you're traveling the country by car, visiting a busy downtown area for an event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve or simply venturing out of your home for a day of shopping & dining out, you run the very real risk of being denied bathroom access when you desperately need to go, resulting in a public accident.  

12 states where you can land on the sex offender registry for public pissing.

It is in this setting that I pose the original question:  Is it morally wrong to use your pants in front of a business owner when denied access to its fully functional toilets?  Why or why not? 

Here's my official stance:  While I understand and empathize with business owners who get sick of cleaning shit off the walls & dealing with junkies who have OD'ed on fentanyl in their restrooms, you get paid to run a BUSINESS, and operational toilets are part of the cost of doing business.  (You also have a right to refuse service to anyone and that includes people who look like they're about to go in the bathroom and shoot up or otherwise cause a ruckus.  Dress codes & other nifty little rules can help weed out bad apples, though you obviously won't catch everybody).  If governments don't want to write laws forcing business owners to open their facilities to the public, they should be responsible for building & maintaining a sufficient number of government-owned bathrooms effective immediately. 

Until such time as public restrooms become available to the masses, I encourage all Omo lovers and anyone else to do their business right in the middle of these establishments where the heartless owners can see the real-world consequences of their actions.  I'm not suggesting going out of your way to "protest pee" in public, nor am I advocating pulling your pants down and exposing yourself, but if you're going to have an accident anyway, let them SEE it.  And clean it up.  Maybe they'll think twice about how their choice to hoard toilets affects the public.  Maybe not, but it's worth a shot.  If they don't like it, they can easily prevent it in the future by simply granting people access to their toilets.  This would be a far more ethical way to pee in public than ruining some sales associate's day by pissing in the dressing room of a clothing store, and it might actually help get bad policy changed.  

What are your thoughts on the U.S. bathroom shortage?  What should a desperate traveler do when confronted by a cruel cornerstore clerk who says NO RESTROOMS despite restrooms being visible in their establishment?