Quit Giving Money To Idiots

Oh, so edgy I almost cut myself.  🙄

 ...and piss your pants instead!  You know you want to anyway.  If you're willing to spend $800-$1,000 big ones on a pair of basic-ass jeans with a faux wet piss stain on the crotch, it's likely for one of 2 reasons:

1.)  You're a rich kid and unrepentant attention whore looking for new ways to passively draw stares, or 

2.)  You have a latent/hidden Omorashi fetish and are using the pants as a gateway drug of sorts to break the ice with people, come out of the pee closet or find like-minded friends.  Perhaps you even plan to add your own REAL pee to the fake stains.

The problem with this is that it's a massive waste of money.  If you're into peeing yourself, you can always just buy an adult diaper or pull-up and let loose discreetly.  If wetting pants is more your thing, invest in some stealthy black polyester/Spandex tights or bike shorts & let loose in front of a mirror.  You'll see that it's almost impossible to detect that you're peeing even WHILE you're peeing.  Or if you want people to see your "accident," just piss in some jeans for real.  Let out a few leaks and say you bought the Jordanluca ones.  As they start to dry, piss in them some more.  If you let too much go, say you bought the top-shelf exclusive style ones only available for a limited time.  Spurt yourself constantly and make a day of it.  But please stop making stupid people and ideas famous (and rich).  

Shit like this is predatory and takes advantage of peoples' shame and desperation (no pun intended) for connection with like-minded souls, as well as naive kids who just want to be edgy/"cool". Just think how much porn, how many diapers/mattress protectors, plastic panties, erotic e-Books, piss panties like Thinx or old people incontinence pajama pants & other actually sexy/fun items you could buy with that $800-$1,000!  Shit, donate it to one or more of your favorite Omo creators/bloggers, just don't flush it down the proverbial toilet by purchasing this uncreative pointless claptrap.  

 (Lawd knows I tried to avoid writing about this banal topic but I just couldn't stand seeing ANOTHER article about these atrocities in 2025 as if they're a new invention without saying something.  Please let the fake piss pants die in 2025).