Rubbed It Raw? Try This!

Ever got on a really intense wetting kick and maybe sat a little too long in your soaked skivvies?  Or maybe it's just that your urine is extra concentrated and acidic due to drinking lots of soda or coffee... You've been whacking i--, I mean, MASTURBATING a ton too.  Suddenly things are actually starting to burn down below.  😫  Is it possible to give yourself an STD?  (Ehh, no).  What now? 

Vitamin E oil to the rescue! 

Burning from pee?  Try Vitamin E!

I'm not talking some diluted lotion, body cream or other watered down "formulation" full of unnecessary endocrine disruptors and carcinogens that will likely cause WORSE irritation--I mean actual supplemental capsules of pure E oil.  Turns out this stuff has way more external uses than internal, as it is now thought to increase heart attack, stroke & cancer risk when ingested as a supplement.  At least for some people.  Yikes.  But externally?  Nothing promotes healing of burns, wounds, scrapes, cuts and, uhhh, friction burns better than pure E oil.  It's recommended by safer drug-taking sites for gay men who put drugs like meth shards in their rears.  ("Boofing").  No, I'm not kidding.  See?  The anal cavity is far more delicate than the vagina so that speaks to how gentle it is.  

To use, start by cleansing the affected area with plain water--just a quick pat-down with a wash cloth if that's all you can handle.  Then puncture one of these little gelcaps with a sharp pointy instrument like a clothespin or fine-tipped ink pen, squeeze onto the tip of your finger and apply to the affected area, making sure to "let it breathe" for a while if possible (no wet or dark, non-cotton undies).  I generally use 2 capsules per application, but your needs may vary.  In my experience it starts to feel better almost instantly so I can get back to the (excessive, unhealthy) activity I was doing or at least be ready for Round 2,076,698 when I wake.  

Backside of my bottle:  Only active ingredient = Vitamin E 

This is coming from someone who uses NO soaps or body wash products "down there" due to UTIs and general sensitivity, yet this only has a positive healing effect for me... no irritation.  Your mileage may vary though.  Test a tiny dot on yourself before slathering it on.  Also not sure how well it'd work for guys, or if y'all even have this issue.  (Do you?)  I just know it works for ME when I've gotten a little too pissy and handsy, and I'm super sensitive to all things topical.  But not this potent panacea! 

Wetting for Convenience, Safety or Health Reasons

We all know it's not good to withhold water or hold your bladder too long for health reasons, but why don't more people DO something about it?  Is it really okay to use an adult diaper when you don't have a medical need/incontinence, or is that just lazy?  And does it really matter? 

While the answer to that last one will vary, I would concede that it's nobody's business where you relieve yourself as long as you don't make a mess or involve them in it against their will.  Using diapers once in a while for convenience can actually improve bladder health & help delay or prevent incontinence caused by a stretched bladder (from holding it too often) with nerves that no longer send a 'full' signal to the brain in time.  This kind of incontinence is most common in people 65 & over and can definitely come from a lifetime of bad potty habits.

The right diaper can hold a LOT of wee!

Here are a few situations in which using a diaper or even some stealthy polyester tights could save you hassle while improving your health, safety & quality of life: 

Road Trips:  Relying on public bathrooms, especially in the U.S. where there's a massive shortage, can be a risky proposition.  If you're able to find one along your route in time, it's likely to be dirty and potentially of unknown safety (think: homeless vagrants & addicts using it to shoot up.  Worst case scenario = sexual predators planting cameras or other devices to spy).  This can be an especially big issue for women and kids.  When traveling across the U.S. by car, it's definitely easier and safer to just wet yourself wearing a diaper or sitting on some folded towels/incontinence mats through stealthy clothes (black polyester/Spandex, a loose skirt, etc).  Just remember to take periodic breaks to stand up and move around so you don't get a blood clot.

Nocturia:  Getting up to pee repeatedly in the night (nocturia) may seem like a mere inconvenience, but over time it can lead to severely impaired sleep quality, which in turn can affect everything from work performance to appetite/weight management, mental health & driver safety.  Getting up in the dark to pee also increases your risk of falls & other injuries.  Better to just do it where you lay.  I like to use an incontinence mat, which I just toss face-up on the floor & launder in the morning.  Easy pee-sy.

Work:  The thought of wetting at work might horrify some, but there are professions where bathroom access is limited.  Extremely limited.  Long-haul drivers, surgeons & nurses, construction workers, bus & delivery drivers... these are just SOME of the careers that may force workers to hold beyond what's healthy, which increases the risk of actual incontinence over time.  You also risk having an unintentional accident in your pants & getting caught.  Why not slap on a diaper & CHOOSE when or if you use it? 

Long flights:  Like long car rides, long flights can lead to overfull bladders, but the reasons for holding are often different.  Plane toilets tend to be safe... they're just in short supply.  Whether the "Stay Seated" light is on due to turbulence, your neighbors are fast asleep & you're in a window seat or the bathroom line is simply too long, it's not uncommon to end up in a bad way on flights longer than an hour or two.  Add the fact that many fliers consume alcohol or caffeine pre-flight and it's a recipe for disaster.  Simply wearing a diaper can mean the difference between a tense, anxiety-prone flight and a warm, relaxing one.  Just make sure you're wearing a fresh, clean one when going through the TSA checkpoints.

Sports/Exercise:  Some people leak when they run, jump, lift heavy weights or engage in tumbling/gymnastics.  This mostly happens to women, but even male athletes can find themselves desperate on long marathon runs or bike rides.  In most of these scenarios, simply wetting your pants is preferable to a diaper & may not be optional as it's unintentional.  If your urine leak will leave a mess indoors (i.e. while lifting weights in a public gym), try to wear protection to prevent that--otherwise you can often empty your entire bladder in your pants outdoors & just keep on moving without making a scene if you do it right.  

Clubbing/Drinking:  Alcohol is a diuretic and depressant that relaxes the brain and body, which can mean frequent urges to urinate.  Bar and club restrooms may be dirty, sparse or occupied with long lines, hence the preference of some serious drinkers to simply use a diaper.  Just make sure not to drink and drive.

Concerts, Festivals & Movies/Plays:  Port-A-Potties are downright nasty, and lines can be long.  Too long. That's if you can even squeeze your way out of the crowd to find the line.  At theaters, it's dark, cold and disorienting and patrons are often full of large cokes or other refreshments, plus getting up to pee means missing part of the flick or play.  The solution seems obvious--just use your diaper.

When Sick or Injured:  Anyone who's ever suffered through the flu, a kidney infection or a broken leg knows that bathroom trips can become a real hassle.  A short walk feels like a trek up Mt. Everest when dealing with fever, fatigue, pain or other nasty symptoms.  At the same time, your urge to urinate may increase due to increased fluid intake or other metabolic changes.  You'll never appreciate padding more than when you're sidelined with an illness or injury, and that's a promise.   

As a Menstrual Pad Substitute:  For women with heavy menstrual flows, Pull-Ups/diapers aren't all that different from the thickness of pads we wear normally, but they can prevent major damage to your panties, pants & furniture.  If you have severe cramps and find it hard to get up, using your diaper as a personal toilet (for pee) can also be a stress-saver.

New Parents/Moms:  Pregnancy & childbirth are a leading cause of urinary incontinence but aside from that, the demands of caring for a new baby can make finding time for bathroom breaks difficult.  New parents can make their duties a tad easier by putting on a diaper along with their new bundle.  (And also asking for help from loved ones like the baby's other parent or extended family).




Addressing Common Concerns

A diaper could've prevented this!

The myth that adults should be able to hold their urine indefinitely is just that--a myth.  It has nothing to do with age (adult vs. child) or mental strength & can lead to real health problems if done too often.  Those who are too "proud" to wear a diaper may end up in a worse conundrum if they're not careful.  Diapers are discreet; a giant piss spot on your light colored jeans or work uniform is NOT.   Using diapers occasionally as needed will not cause incontinence; on the contrary, they can improve urinary health by allowing you to stay hydrated & relieve yourself as often as needed instead of holding & stretching out your bladder.  And don't forget that pulling your pants down in public to urinate is illegal in all 50 states and can land you on the sex offender registry in 12.   😬

A healthy adult should go about 2-3 hours between pee breaks.  While we've all gone longer than that at times, it's the frequency that counts.  Holding too long too often is where things like UTI, kidney infections, kidney stones, enlarged prostate & incontinence start to become a real risk.  Staying in a wet diaper all day or night is not desirable either, but you can always remove it at your earliest convenience.  And nobody says you have to completely empty your bladder in it every time--you can also use it to spurt little by little until you can reach a bathroom if you're capable of just going a little at a time. 

As long as you change your diaper in a timely manner & don't use the same one over and over, it shouldn't produce a noticeable odor... especially if you stay well hydrated & don't let your pee get super yellow/concentrated.  Carry a pair of dry pants, wet wipes & a towel in your car to help clean up in case you overflow your diaper and you'll never have to worry.  If planning to wear diapers in public, practice wearing (and wetting) at home on weekends to get more comfy with the practice & determine exactly how much your chosen brand will hold & which clothes hide it best. 

Do a "dry run" at home to make sure THIS doesn't happen in public!

In addition to burdensome tasks like work, chores or travel, diapers can also give you immense freedom when engaged in fun things like video gaming, surfing the web, game night or watching your favorite series on Netflix.  And no more interrupting deep conversations with loved ones or colleagues to find a bathroom, just go WHILE you talk.  If you're an outdoorsy person who camps, hikes, fishes, hunts or farms, it's always handy to have a portable toilet between your legs rather than having to pause your life to pee.

What are some practical reasons YOU wear diapers?

#PissyArt: The Cat Chaser Conspiracy

You loved our "Amateur Omorashi Legends" series; now follow along as we cover groups, individuals & organizations that incorporate pee into their stage act or public performances.  Some are active in the present day while others have long since hung up their pissy dancing shoes--either way, the focus will be on how they used their talent & social reach to bring Omo and pee play to the mainstream, and what effect--if any--their advocacy had on perceptions of the Omo fetish community as a whole.  

First up:  The Cat Chaser Conspiracy

Cat Chaser Conspiracy rehearsal

You've heard of the RiotGrrrl movement of the early '90s, but unless you were active in the online Omorashi community in the 1996-1999 era, there's about a 100% chance you haven't heard of its demented 3rd cousin once removed, "Wettygurl".  While the trend didn't catch on very far beyond the Pacific Northwest, it certainly made a huge impact on those who were there to be a part of it as you're about to see. 

Wettygurl is exactly what it sounds like:  rock fans being led by their idol in transcendent pants-pissing protests to the sound of intense Punk music.  But it went beyond just concert venues & tour buses:  in the late '90s, this female-led anarchist movement used public pants-pissing as a central tool in its arsenal to break down oppression and rise above the humdrum lull of everyday life.  Unless the whole thing was a hoax as some online skeptics claim.  Either way, here's what we know about the band leading the Wettygurl movement, The Cat Chaser Conspiracy, an (alleged) Seattle Punk band founded in 1983.

Because their heyday was riiiiiight before modern internet & social media came to be, nearly everything about them comes from old archived Tripod/Angelfire/Geocities-type pages like this.  One of the band's lead singers (stage name: Moppet) even posed for some of the popular Omo magazines of the day, such as WetSet.net.  (Skeptics suspect the whole band was just a wet dream created by WetSet staff in a time before fact-checkers really could dig up the truth).  Moppet claims to have been a bedwetter as a child and to have pissed herself in the confessional booth at Catholic school until the priest finally resigned in frustration!

Moppet's dream:  One day women will piss themselves upon seeing her in the streets.

She was talking about 'untoilet training' way back in the late '90s.  What a dreamboat!  A woman far ahead of her time.  I'd love to know what happened to this band and this leading lady in particular.  We sure could use a rock-n-roll savior like her in this era of soulless, talentless teenybopper industry plants.   

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About the band's "Wettygurl" fans:

Wet fetish band from Hell!

With the recent publicity and tour of the RockBitch band in the spring of 1997, we felt it was time to share some of the info we have about Cat Chaser. The following article appeared in issue 15 of Wet Set Magazine and we have added to and rearranged some of the pics which were used in that article. The Wet Set Magazine article is reprinted with the kind permission of the publisher of Wet Set.

A new band is emerging from the underground scene in Toronto, Canada - totally uninhibited, and eager to break even the most basic taboos. Based on their ideas of Discordianism and "feminine anarchy", they may just have found the ultimate way to shock the establishment!

 Karla is a dedicated Cat Chaser fan, and goes to every gig. She has always enjoyed breaking the rules, and now that can include maybe the first one she ever learned. Recently she introduced her friend Jade to the new scene.

"Cat Chaser is the wildest band I have ever seen. Through the week all I can think about is Saturday night. It's like great music and total freedom from everything. I always wear my 'baby doll' stuff because it makes me feel just right when I finally let myself go - and I do mean 'let go'!"

It's Saturday night, and Karla is meeting her girlfriend at a bar near to where the band is playing. Since Jade is new to this scene, she is dressed in a regular pair of faded blue jeans. Even though Karla has told her all about it, she still isn't quite sure what to expect. The idea excites her though, and she knows she wants to do it.

The girls talk and drink a few beers before heading off. Jade instinctively heads for the bathroom, but a tug on her arm and a smile from Karla reminds her where they're going.

Once inside, the atmosphere is dark and mystic. The band has just finished setting up, and the flickering light from candles on stage reflects eerily off the mic stands and drums. Karla immediately embraces the mood, and a wicked smile crosses her lips. The ambience is total Gothic, Vampyric... Satanic!

Jade looks anxiously at her friend, but it's clear she is no longer the same person - Karla has become a child of Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, the wetty Goddess!

She still feels a bit uneasy as they make their way through the crowd to the bar. Around them in the darkness guys are dressed in black leather, but the girls seem more like the submissive and willing prey of some gothic Vampyre.

Even Karla is wearing a white frilly crinoline dress with pink satin underskirt, an outer layer of see through chiffon, and little girl shoes. Her socks, like her panties are decorated with lace and frills. She could almost be 5 years old - but for the studded leather wrist bands and collar!

With drinks in hand they push their way back through the crowd towards the stage. Jade is aware of the fullness in her bladder, but does her best to ignore it. Karla has told her not to think about it, and to wait until the time feels right. She realises she has already come too far to turn back, and despite some residual fear is determined to go through with it. And besides, Karla has assured her she won't be the only one!

Then suddenly the lights go on. The drummer yells 1,2,3,4 and the band goes straight into their first song - "Political Passion". The singer's scream almost drowns out the instruments - it's Gothic ambience to the max! The music is loud and demonic, and the lyrics urge the faithful to renounce virtually every rule they have ever learnt.

Caught up in the mood, the two girls are soon dancing with total abandonment. The singer is reaching out to all the females in the audience to defy what they've always been told, and to surrender themselves to total freedom. Karla is completely under her spell, and listens to every word. She knows them all of course, but is waiting for her favorite song.

Several songs into the set Jade becomes aware that every now and then, girls in the audience will stop dancing and stand perfectly still while staring at the stage. Although it's hard to see in the darkness, she knows exactly what they're doing, and is strangely aroused and excited by it.

Just as she starts to think about her own urgent need, her attention is drawn to the singer, who is asking the girls in the audience if anyone has wet her pants tonight! The crowd roars, and a young baby doll figure is pushed by her friends through to the stage. Bob is quick with the lighting, and as the singer helps her up, the glistening wet stains on her dress are obvious to all.

She is clearly embarrassed, but somehow revels in the attention. It's not clear what she whispers into the mic, but in response to the whistles from the crowd, she pulls up her dress to display her wet panties before sliding back down to the dance floor.

The singer tells all the girls that it's OK to wet yourself - so DO IT! Then she announces that the next song is "Emotional Pee".

Jade can feel Karla tugging on her arm, and she realises the time has come. She gazes up at the stage, mesmerised by the lights, and concentrates on the words of the song. Then just as Lissa leads into the chorus, a beautiful warm feeling starts to spread out from between her legs and down her thighs. Inspiration comes from the lead singer and bass player, both of whom are doing the same thing.

Karla too is completely under the spell, and helpless to stop herself - not that she would want to! The look on her face is one of pure ecstasy, as eyes closed, and gently moving to the music, she gives herself up to Eris, and begins to wet her pants.

 Bob swings the spotlight around the crowd, and it's clear to all that about 80% of the girls are wet, including the two female members of the band. Jade can't believe what she has done, and for a brief second wonders how she is going to get home. But the sensuality of the experience is well worth the embarrassment, and without a doubt she has become a new convert to Cat Chaser - the wet fetish band from Hell!

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While that sounds a bit fantastical, I suspect the truth is somewhere in the middle.  CCC was likely a real band that really engaged in these behaviors but their fanbase was probably nowhere near as big as described, and certainly not big enough to be termed a "movement".  I could see them being junkies since that part of the country has always been big on dope.  Perhaps wetting was just another gimmick they tried out, or something their lead singer did as a desperate (no pun intended) ploy to make money & set themselves apart as a band.  Posing for WetSet is certainly not something most rockstars are known for, and the only other existing piece of footage of her is from "Patches," which I assume is Patches Place.  Maybe the skeptics are right...

Whether true, false or exaggerated, it's fun to think about a band like Cat Chaser Conspiracy leading a "movement" of pissy-panted youth in rock 'n roll rebellion.  It sometimes feels like we've gone backwards a bit in terms of feminist gains, women's sexual liberation & healthy sexual attitudes in general since this time.  We went from loud, proud female rock bands who encouraged their adoring fans to pee themselves publicly for pleasure to nagging Tik-Tok docs wagging their fingers at us about why we shouldn't pee in the shower & why peegasms are an existential threat.  Despite the proliferation of free on-demand porn of every flavor, the rise of #MeToo and the pro-sex worker movement, somehow we seem to be losing ground at a disturbing pace.  We just lost our reproductive rights for fuck's sake.  😞

Maybe those pesky Second Wave fems had the right idea all along.   ✊🏽  🕊  ✊🏻

...stay tuned for the next installment of #PissyArt!

Q&A: Where Does My Piss Kink Come From? (Pt. 1)

Potential Trigger Warning:  Disturbing scientific content further down.  Info contained here is author's opinion only).

Are sexual fetishes more "nature" or "nurture?"  This question comes up almost more than any other in the Omorashi community:  When did your love of urine start & what triggered it?  

There are two main categories Omorashi lovers fall into:  those who exclusively enjoy watching others desperate/wetting and those who love doing it themselves.  (There's often some overlap between that latter group and the 'enjoyment of watching others,' but for our purposes these are two completely separate groups).  We'll call the purple group the "voyeur" cohort and the blue one the "sensation" one.  For those in the "voyeur" group, it often starts in adolescence or the early teen years of puberty with a viewed movie scene, porn video, dirty photos in a magazine or other 2nd-person scenario.  Perhaps even a 3rd-hand story relayed by a friend or sibling about someone they've heard about or seen having an accident.  The takeaway is that the fetish was triggered by seeing or hearing about an impactful thing at a crucial developmental time when the brain was in a pruning stage with hormones surging through it.  Pretty straightforward, eh? 

Then we have the 2nd group, which can be more... complicated.  And sometimes arises from emotionally or sexually inappropriate exposures.  SOMETIMES, not always.  But more often than the 1st cohort.  In this group you have people whose fetish was triggered by a firsthand experience of wetting themselves, which in itself can be a higher stakes act:  bed wetting (occasionally in front of friends), accidents on long flights or road trips with family & other potentially public, shameful accidents.  The mix of arousal, shame, humiliation & confusion this triggers can be difficult in itself to grasp, but this isn't the worst of it. 

Because then you have that minority of Omo lovers within the minority:  those who became that way after witnessing a real person or people close to them pissing their pants or otherwise being incredibly open about urination, often when the subject was still pre-pubescent or even pre-kindergarten age.  And who is closest to us at that age?  Unless you live in a cult or remote commune, it tends to be your immediate family, teachers, classmates & extended family.  

But hold up:  why does this group's fetish kick in so much earlier?  Don't all sexual fetishes start around puberty when the proper libido and secondary sex characteristics are forming?  Well, that would be a little too logical, wouldn't it?  The short and long answers are no.  And NEAUX. 

Many Omo lovers report having known they were "into" holding, wetting and diapers at ages that FAR predate a sexual orientation, knowledge of masturbation, orgasms or even what constitutes "sex".  They didn't even understand what those "excited" feelings meant--just that they liked it.  No need to keep referencing these mythical "others," as I am one of them.  You can read more of my Omo origin story here but let's just say it was firmly established before I could recite the alphabet, count to 10 or even THINK about tying my shoes.  In fact I'd just completed potty TRAINING myself.  (Yes, I do recall one or two instances of voluntarily using the plastic white potty as a toddler).  

So then what in God's name is going on in these precocious frea--umm, unique souls?  That's the big question, but it always goes back to the circular "Nature/Nurture" debate:  some believe there's a genetic/DNA link while others suspect it's modeled to very young children by a caregiver, perhaps before said caregiver thinks the child will not be "old enough to remember later".  In this scenario, the caregiver might be more "open" and inappropriate with all things pee, perhaps solo or with a spouse or partner (yeah, don't think about that too hard), thereby unintentionally sparking a lifelong fascination with it in their offspring.  Perhaps said caregiver had a wetting/pee fetish themselves, or maybe legit incontinence.  It could even be a mild form or something that was just situational--a strict college professor or boss who drove them to have an accident in front of you by denying bathroom breaks.  IME it really doesn't take much more than that for some of us.    


Unpleasant Truths

How does seeing something like this affect the developing brain?

Nobody wants to believe their caregivers would intentionally act inappropriately around them regardless of whether they thought we'd "remember later," but can you REALLY say with absolute certainty they haven't?  It doesn't have to be your biological parents either:  a babysitter, daycare worker, older cousin, neighbor, step-parent or friend's parent could've been the culprit.  Remember, I'm not talking when you were 6, 11 or 15 but closer to 1, 2 or 4-years old. 

My memory happens to go back as far as my 2nd Xmas but gets a bit hazy from there, so I can only speak to the years from 2 onward.  And there were definitely some odd red flags sprinkled in here & there at times.  Like an event about which my caregiver recently said "No way!  You were too young to remember that!" (It wasn't anything huge or abusive, they were just surprised I remembered).  This makes me question what else they might've said or done under the theory that my infantile brain wouldn't remember later.   😬




Dark History

Surgeons operated on babies without anesthesia until 1987. 

Until the 1980s, infants were operated on in surgery WITHOUT anesthesia or pain killers for the same reason:  sure it hurts NOW but they'll never remember it!  This barbaric practice had predictably lifelong effects, proving we don't NEED to consciously recall an event in great detail (or ANY detail) for it to leave scars & change who we are.  Think of your most recent nightmare--I mean a really bad one that left you lying in a puddle of cold sweat, heart pounding like you'd just run through the woods from a killer.  It likely didn't involve perfectly preserved events as they happened IRL, but there were probably a couple realistic, true-to-life memories or scenarios sprinkled in that made it just real enough to give it an uncanny feeling.  Point being:  it was the underlying FEELING that stuck with you the next day, not the sequence of the dream itself. 

So it goes with very early-life experiences, whether extremely positive or negative.  You may not remember the exact event or timeline of what sparked your Omo fetish, but it's imprinted on your brain deep down in there somewhere, and it left behind a powerful "feeling" that would follow you for life like the sweet, moist (sorry) scent of Earth after a fresh rain. 

Except instead of rain, it's pee.  

On a final note, I have another first-degree relative with a totally unrelated but equally strong fetish.  I am only aware of this against my will because they lack the "common sense" to be discreet about it.  Like mine, theirs set in around age 2 and the same parent was the unwitting trigger.  (I know for a fact said parent didn't intentionally cause the sibling's fetish because I was older by then & remember when they first started showing unnatural interest in that topic).  Two blood relatives in one household with two wildly different "interests" that both started extremely young thanks to modeling.  That actually makes a pretty strong case for a genetic link to fetish development in general, if not Omo specifically.   Of course it's anecdotal and a sample size of 2, so not all that scientific.  But it's something.  You wouldn't be able to construct a scientific study on this as it would be unethical, so anecdotes are kinda the best we've got.

As with the "gay gene" we still haven't found, I suspect Omo is more nurture than nature.  And here's why:  I've been able to turn several people on to pee simply by daring them to piss themselves one time or saying some other off-handed comment about urine.  If we "got it from our genes," it was most likely by SEEING family engage in this behavior and being excited by it, even if we didn't quite understand what we were seeing at the time.  

Stay tuned for Part 2, containing a questionnaire for the "sensation" group.

Pee in Pool Poll Results

...say that 3 times fast. (Pee in Pool Poll Results, Pee in Pool Poll...)

Recently I posted a poll asking how many people pee in public/shared water sources through their swimsuit.  Since my audience is mostly comprised of Omo lovers and diaper wearers, I expected the results to be closer to 100%, as in "always wet myself in these situations if possible," but that wasn't the case.  Official results:

...really?

Only slightly more than half said they piss in their swimsuits or around water "nearly all the time", while another 20% do it "about half the time".  The other 30% do it rarely or never.  Say what?!

Maybe it's because I was instructed by my mother to pee in the pool instead of going to the "dirty" pool bathroom with the advice that "everybody does it," but I'm surprised more Omo lovers aren't wetting while swimming or around water.  (I'm not sure whether her motive was keeping us safe from potential creepers at the swimming hole bathroom or allowing us to wet in the one "acceptable" way to get it out of our system, but this is what we were instructed to do & I took full advantage).  In fact, I never saw a kid get out of the pool to use the restroom unless it was #2 so pool-peeing was totally normalized for me.

This is in fact the ONLY setting outside my own apartment I'll wet myself publicly, and I'll do it under the water, while walking to/from the water, sitting on the bank, going down a water slide, laying on my towel in the sand, trotting through a sprinkler or anywhere else a swimsuit is worn.  I've even done it on the way to the car after a day at the water park.  Peeing in the water in public feels just like peeing in the bath or shower so it's not even hard.  I'd venture to say this is one of the only public settings where peeing your pants is not only accepted but normalized, if only implicitly.

Swimsuit material is MADE to be pissed in!

Why?  Swimsuit material is made to absorb wetness, plus the water washes the pee away discreetly so the only way you'd be caught is if you stand with your legs spread and make a big scene of pissing outside the water like the ladies in the pic below.  You can sit right next to someone on the edge of the chlorinated pool and hiss your trunks or bikini bottoms if you do it discreetly & they'll never know.  I've even done it long after I got out of the water and was almost dry and was not clocked.  This applies to ponds, lakes, rivers, public pools, water parks (where I once sat at a picnic table waiting on my friends to go down a slide & wet myself massively with no shame).  The louder & busier the atmosphere, the less likely you are to get caught, ironically.  Just keep your legs together, release your bladder slowly as opposed to all at once if you're on land & mind your facial expressions.   😳 🥴 🤤

Some beach-goers get BOLD with it.

My friends and I would routinely spend all day at the pool as kids and not a one of us would get out once to pee.  This, despite guzzling Kool-Aid, lemonade, cold soda & every other sweet drink known to man.  Common sense tells me we were all doing the same thing.  Is it the most hygienic or considerate act?  Ehh, probably not.  But nobody has to know you're doing it either.  It's one of those things you can't really police.  Plus, your choice not to wizz in the pool does nothing to stop all those little screaming kids or shameless adults from using it as their personal toilet, so keep that in mind.  Might as well add to the yellow fun.  There are much filthier things in that water than human urine, some of which can make you deathly sick (see:  human fecal matter, vomit, drug residues, brain-eating amoebas in ponds, etc).  

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If you're unsure about public wetting (as I am), this is a great way to ease your way into it because so many other people piss themselves near water.  Simply wading in the water will wash it away, and a damp swimsuit often hides it even if you DON'T get in the water right away.  Or you can cover your lower half with a towel if you feel self-conscious.  So many options!  Once you master peeing IN the water, try something more daring:  spurting on the sand, while walking, as you jump/dive into the pool, etc.  I promise you'll like it more than using the grimy pool/beach facilities. 

So yeah, to answer the poll question, I wet myself 100% of the time when around water or wearing a swimsuit.  Sorry if that grosses anyone out, but I *did* ask others to be honest in the poll & would be lying if I said anything different.  For me it's more about convenience than 'hotness', as I don't even find it daring or taboo.  It's just how we were raised.  🤷🏼‍♀ 

Oh, and as for the rumor that some public pools add a chemical that turns purple when you pee, I've heard this all my life yet seen no proof of it whatsoever, so pee with abandon, little water babies.  💦

With summer approaching I ask again, wetters:  How often do you wet your swimsuit in public?  Why or why not?  If you're a parent, what advice have you given YOUR kids on this issue?  Ever been caught wetting in the water?

Quickie Porn Review: Vintage Desperation Wetting

"I've made such a mess"

"Aww shit.  Guess I'm just gonna have to wee."



"What else can I do?  I tried so hard to hold it...." 

"Wonder if I can pick the lock?  Ohhhh!"

⚠  SPOILERS AHEAD!  ⚠

This... this is the kind of vid I'm referring to when I say Omo porn was hotter back in the day.  Not sure if it's amateur or professional, but either way it incorporates a realistic scenario mixed with elements of fantasy/pleasure wetting (sitting on a towel in the car) & VERY vocal narration to create a whole vibe.  It all comes together perfectly so it's like you're watching your own hot neighbor or MILF-y stepmom struggle with the lock & soak herself.  And it's all very public.  Everything from the camera angles to the model's bold wetting positions (see that wide squat?) to how effortlessly she pisses her pants is absolute perfection.  😚👌🏼

I'd seen a clip of this circulating in which this woman wets on the towel, saying something like "We'd better be getting home" as the camera ominously pans down to show her pissy pants.  But it was only like a minute long.  I'd wanted to see the full thing FOREVER but assumed it was lost to time like so many other masterpieces, hence this gushing review (yeah, pun fucking intended). 

The pics above are only from the 1st half of the vid--in the second half she goes around to the back of the house and, after saying casually "I'm just gonna finish," squats down again & instantly floods her pants, with the piss dripping down to her bare feet this time  And just when you think it's over, another surprise.  She parades around from the backyard to the front yet again, eventually stripping off her clothes after squeezing every drop of pee from her exhausted peehole. 

I understand creators not wanting to show their faces or otherwise be this "out there" these days, but it's really not necessary.  Just depict realistic wetting scenes and be vocal about it like this super-smokin' unnamed pisser.  Get to where you're actually comfortable pissing yourself on command on camera & your vids are sure to please.  (Oh, and please don't put them behind a paywall or subscription on OnlyFans, ManyVids or whatever bunk-ass site.  If you must do that, at least give fans enough FULL-LENGTH vids to salivate over too.  Like this one).
 
Vid link in blue at the top.  You're welcome.  🙃


















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I Love When Wetting Girls Do This:

When they casually hook their thumbs into their belt loops or rest their hands on their thighs while completely piss-soaking their pants as if nothing abnormal is happening.  I used to do this as a girl when naughtily wetting myself and to me it shows she's really enjoying herself.  It's a subtle yet defiant move that true Omo lovers know well.  More please.  😊💛