Rubbed It Raw? Try This!

Ever got on a really intense wetting kick and maybe sat a little too long in your soaked skivvies?  Or maybe it's just that your urine is extra concentrated and acidic due to drinking lots of soda or coffee... You've been whacking i--, I mean, MASTURBATING a ton too.  Suddenly things are actually starting to burn down below.  😫  Is it possible to give yourself an STD?  (Ehh, no).  What now? 

Vitamin E oil to the rescue! 

Burning from pee?  Try Vitamin E!

I'm not talking some diluted lotion, body cream or other watered down "formulation" full of unnecessary endocrine disruptors and carcinogens that will likely cause WORSE irritation--I mean actual supplemental capsules of pure E oil.  Turns out this stuff has way more external uses than internal, as it is now thought to increase heart attack, stroke & cancer risk when ingested as a supplement.  At least for some people.  Yikes.  But externally?  Nothing promotes healing of burns, wounds, scrapes, cuts and, uhhh, friction burns better than pure E oil.  It's recommended by safer drug-taking sites for gay men who put drugs like meth shards in their rears.  ("Boofing").  No, I'm not kidding.  See?  The anal cavity is far more delicate than the vagina so that speaks to how gentle it is.  

To use, start by cleansing the affected area with plain water--just a quick pat-down with a wash cloth if that's all you can handle.  Then puncture one of these little gelcaps with a sharp pointy instrument like a clothespin or fine-tipped ink pen, squeeze onto the tip of your finger and apply to the affected area, making sure to "let it breathe" for a while if possible (no wet or dark, non-cotton undies).  I generally use 2 capsules per application, but your needs may vary.  In my experience it starts to feel better almost instantly so I can get back to the (excessive, unhealthy) activity I was doing or at least be ready for Round 2,076,698 when I wake.  

Backside of my bottle:  Only active ingredient = Vitamin E 

This is coming from someone who uses NO soaps or body wash products "down there" due to UTIs and general sensitivity, yet this only has a positive healing effect for me... no irritation.  Your mileage may vary though.  Test a tiny dot on yourself before slathering it on.  Also not sure how well it'd work for guys, or if y'all even have this issue.  (Do you?)  I just know it works for ME when I've gotten a little too pissy and handsy, and I'm super sensitive to all things topical.  But not this potent panacea!