Quickie Porn Review: Vintage Desperation Wetting

"I've made such a mess"

"Aww shit.  Guess I'm just gonna have to wee."



"What else can I do?  I tried so hard to hold it...." 

"Wonder if I can pick the lock?  Ohhhh!"

⚠  SPOILERS AHEAD!  ⚠

This... this is the kind of vid I'm referring to when I say Omo porn was hotter back in the day.  Not sure if it's amateur or professional, but either way it incorporates a realistic scenario mixed with elements of fantasy/pleasure wetting (sitting on a towel in the car) & VERY vocal narration to create a whole vibe.  It all comes together perfectly so it's like you're watching your own hot neighbor or MILF-y stepmom struggle with the lock & soak herself.  And it's all very public.  Everything from the camera angles to the model's bold wetting positions (see that wide squat?) to how effortlessly she pisses her pants is absolute perfection.  😚👌🏼

I'd seen a clip of this circulating in which this woman wets on the towel, saying something like "We'd better be getting home" as the camera ominously pans down to show her pissy pants.  But it was only like a minute long.  I'd wanted to see the full thing FOREVER but assumed it was lost to time like so many other masterpieces, hence this gushing review (yeah, pun fucking intended). 

The pics above are only from the 1st half of the vid--in the second half she goes around to the back of the house and, after saying casually "I'm just gonna finish," squats down again & instantly floods her pants, with the piss dripping down to her bare feet this time  And just when you think it's over, another surprise.  She parades around from the backyard to the front yet again, eventually stripping off her clothes after squeezing every drop of pee from her exhausted peehole. 

I understand creators not wanting to show their faces or otherwise be this "out there" these days, but it's really not necessary.  Just depict realistic wetting scenes and be vocal about it like this super-smokin' unnamed pisser.  Get to where you're actually comfortable pissing yourself on command on camera & your vids are sure to please.  (Oh, and please don't put them behind a paywall or subscription on OnlyFans, ManyVids or whatever bunk-ass site.  If you must do that, at least give fans enough FULL-LENGTH vids to salivate over too.  Like this one).
 
Vid link in blue at the top.  You're welcome.  🙃


















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