Omo Fantasy #6397: A Pee Palace of Our Own

(Edit by me)

Imagine being so wealthy you could afford a home specifically for wetting & didn't have to clean it or worry about "ruining" things.  Maybe a summer home in the Hamptons or a Winter house somewhere nice & cozy like the Florida Keys or Vegas.  Or all 3?  Heck, maybe a whole-ass private island where you can parade around in pissy clothes while playing croquet in the front yard.  Perhaps a housekeeper would handle the cleaning/replacing things or they'd be made of special piss-resistant material.  You're RICH so anything's possible.  Either way, you could indulge in your lifestyle 24/7 at home with no judgment, no clean-up & no downside whatsoever.  (NDA's for all employees, of course).

What would you do if you could afford this?  Invite omo-friendly peeps from around the world to enjoy a weekend at your pad, free-peeing wherever they want?  Organize a backyard camp out with ample drinks & an Omo Olympics?  Or maybe invite your favorite pee content creator(s) to your place to enjoy the high life sans any sexual expectations to thank them for their content?  

Personally, if I had that kind of endless moolah I'd recreate something like the Patches Place movies where a bunch of women into wetting get together for casual and occasionally sexually-tinged Omo fun.  No pressure or expectations, just carefree adult living.  Spontaneous, freewheeling pants pissing all over the house & yard.  Come and go (or Cum & "Go") as you please.  I like to think I could "casually" wet in that environment but I know better, heh.  Watching pretty women wet their pants constantly would make me too horny.  Perhaps we could build a private "Porno Wing" to relieve sexual frustration alone or with a buddy.  

Imagine owning a Pee Palace like this   🤩

The house would have 2 stories:  the second story would have multiple gorgeous bedrooms, a Game Room with pool table/video gaming center/arcade games/pinball machine/board games & table; an "Opium Den" with a mini bar, hookahs, artisan cannabis selection, coffee, kava & other herbal drinks; bathrooms (for #2 only) complete with walk-in tubs & luxury rainfall showers.  The bottom floor would consist of one giant Living Room with a TV the size of a movie screen and tons of plush seating surrounded by fully stocked bookshelves next to a full-size kitchen.  Outside is a pool, hot tub and garden with fancy lounge chairs.  And of course the Private Porn Room complete with all the best vintage piss porn for any lovely lady who needs to get off in private.

Man, the things I'd do in that mansion.  A typical day would look like this:   I'd rise early with the sun, bladder full to the brim & pussy aching under my flowy pajama gown.  I'd head to the Opium Den for coffee and a snack, where I'd sit at the bar & empty my tank on the hard wood seat while already refilling my bladder for Round 2.  As the one of the girls started to awaken we'd head to the garden to watch sunrise, where I'd see a lot more than just the sun as she drapes her legs over the arms of the chair and lets the gold rush flow through her tights pajama bottoms.  Still guzzling water, I giddily look forward to my next wetting as I watch the pee drip down her thighs and ass through the sopping fabric. 

"Excuse me while I wet myself....."

Soon we'd go inside where our 3rd friend was stirring, standing in the kitchen making a real breakfast for us.  As the bacon crackles & pops, she steps away from the stove & casually releases her morning flow into her jeans as we both watch in awe.  Our well-paid housekeeper is already hard at work cleaning up our mess, of course, cracking jokes about our busy bladders.  

After breakfast it's back to the Opium Den for more caffeinated drinks & herbal teas, then we retire to the Game Room for some head-to-head competition.  Loser has to waste their pee in the toilet.  I'm already approaching desperation by the time we start a game of Mario Kart, but the herbal teas & caffeine help me focus & beat my competitor (Girl 2) so she has to keep holding and use the lame ass toilet.  I, however, can hold on no more so I choose to turn one of the board game chairs into my toilet, straddling it with legs wide open and filling my shorts with hot piss. 

The girls turn their heads to look as they hear the urine splashing onto the floor but barely seem fazed, going back to their tourney as our 4th and final friend strolls into the room taking my place at the controller.  "Just wake up?" they ask.  "Yep, I had a late night."  "Don't you need to pee?"  "Nope, already went in my room" she says matter-of-factly.  "I lost so I have to piss in the toilet" says Girl #2, dejected.  More water, more games & more silliness.  (I later find out Girl 2 pissed on the closed toilet lid instead of IN the toilet, the little cheater!)

Game room shenanigans

After about an hour we lazily stroll to the pool.  I have on bikini bottoms with no top and make sure to pre-wet them before getting in the water so I get the full "pee in dry pants" feel.  Girl #4 has been making eyes at me all week and asks to feel my wet spot so I let her.  Then she takes my hand & puts it in the same place & I soon feel a familiar warm wetness all over my fingers.  I rub her gently and tell her to meet me in the "special room" later if she'd like to continue this--the other girls are gonna see us here.  She nods and smiles.  My pussy throbs as I dip slowly into the cool water, fantasizing about what I'm going to do to her later. 

After a good float in the pool we're starved and a huge dinner awaits us.  We devour it then head to the Opium Den a final time for some top-shelf cannabis & teas before movie night begins.  But first I change into some of my fave lounge clothes/pajamas that are both comfy & sexy--soft velour bottoms and a tight see-through top.  I sit next to my sweetie & we cuddle while watching the previews.  "I kinda need to go.  I'm at like a 5.  What about you?" she whispers sweetly into my ear before kissing & licking my earlobe, making me wet in another way.  "Uhhh, I think I'm like a 4 or 5.  You wanna sneak out of here when one of us has to go?" 

"Yes please." 

We both chug water like there's no tomorrow, adding to the tea we had before the movie.  I slip my hand up her shirt & feel her perky breasts.  The other girls are asleep by this point, one with wet pants.  Perfect.  "You wanna go up now?  I think there are more "interesting" movies up there" I ask.  "Yep, let's go.  Don't forget your drink" she replies.

Peegasm edit by me

I'm so excited I can barely contain myself.  My need is growing fast, and standing up really drives this home.  We rush upstairs as quietly as possible & enter the Porn Room, turn on the TV & pick a flick, deciding on a car wetting themed one.  We discuss our love of wetting and how it started, talk about our ultimate Omo fantasies & start making out while watching ladies soak themselves onscreen.  "I really have to go" she says.  "Mmmm, you know what I like to do sometimes?  What feels really amazing?" I ask.  

"What?"

"When my bladder is impossibly full, I slip my hand in my panties and start fingering myself.  It's amazing how forcefully the piss sprays out.  Like, there's no holding it back.  My panties, pants & everything around me ends up soaked and I have the best peegasms." 

"Oooh!  I've never had a peegasm.  I've heard about them and always wanted to.  Can you show me?  I'm like an 8 right now.  In like 10 minutes I'll be bursting."

"You want me to fuck you to peegasm?  Is that what you want?" I say with a sly smile.  

"Yes please."  

We begin kissing deeply and passionately again.  I let a tiny spurt out in my underwear to relieve pressure so I can fully enjoy myself without distraction.  After more foreplay, I lay her down, lube up my fingers & tell her to spread her legs wide.  When I enter her, sure enough the hot pee spurts hard into my hand for a split second.  

"Oh my god!" she gasps.  "You weren't kidding.  What if I get it all over you?"

"What if you DON'T?  I want it all over me baby.  I wanna see your pants drenched all the way through. Why don't you rub your clit while I fuck you?  I really need to pee too.  Might just soak my panties while I'm inside you."

I resume the rhythmic in and out motion and am rewarded with more forceful Niagara-like pee in no time as she starts rubbing herself furiously.  Her moans get louder and louder, I climb on top & keep fucking her while letting my own bladder go slowly on her stomach.  "Fuuuuuck me I'm cumming!  Don't stop!"  I speed it up and go deeper while her piss continues in a steady hard stream like water from a knotted hose & her pussy convulses hard, squeezing my fingers.  "Stay inside me.  I'm pissing & cumming!" she exclaims as the rest of her hot golden wetness splashes onto my hand and arm.  Afterward I climb down and fuck myself to orgasm beside her while letting the last little bit of my bladder go on the floor as she's completely spent.  We collapse together in a giant river of piss and fall asleep. 

The next morning our roommates find us just as we are and giggle uncontrollably.  We couldn't care less.    

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THIS is my ultimate wetting fantasy in case anyone's curious.  The question comes up frequently and... yeah.  Think I'll just start linking folks to this here post.   🙈

Places or Circumstances Where Wetting Is Accepted*

 ...* or at least understandable & not totally out of place.  Granted, any adult who pees themselves is taking a risk of humiliation & potential exclusion/ejection from whatever establishment you're currently at, but a legit accident is a lot more forgivable than doing it on purpose.   You may even draw sympathy from onlookers. 

When ya gotta go you gotta go, and it's not always socially acceptable or LEGAL to whip it out or pop a squat with your ass out for the world to see.  Thus, there are certain times & places where pants wetting is more likely to occur & less likely to result in social stigmatization.  So if you're new to public wetting & looking for the perfect excuse or opportunity to try it in a way that gives plausible deniability & makes it really look like an accident, here are some suggestions.  If you're just into seeing others wet themselves, then the same applies:  these are great settings to scope out wet pants.  Just don't be creepy about it.  

(Please note, these are simply some options where a truly accidental wetting would be more expected/natural.  It's no guarantee your friends or family won't rag on you!).

Marathon runners face serious challenges in the pee department.

-  Long races, marathons or bike races.  Stopping to pee wastes time, so just go as you ride or run.

- Crowded downtown New Year's Eve events ("watching the ball drop") in big cities, where people have confessed to doing everything from dehydrating themselves to wearing diapers to peeing in women's menstrual pads.

- Concerts or festivals with limited Port-A-Potty access & lots of attendees.  

- Haunted houses, scary movies, theme parks (roller coasters) & other places where "fear wettings" can realistically happen.  Bonus if they serve drinks or have fountains trickling in the background.

- Drunken events with limited toilet access (pub crawls, etc).  Simply getting "too drunk" to realize you're wetting yourself is also a good excuse.  You don't actually have to BE dangerously drunk, just act like it.  Bonus:  You can act like you don't even remember the next day.  Just don't overuse this one or you might be walking into an intervention for a drinking problem you don't have.

- On a golf course or somewhere else far from the loo but where removing your pants could get you in trouble.  

- If you're a pregnant woman, you can pretty much wet yourself whenever and wherever and nobody will question you.  It's that common.  In fact, 41% of pregnant women leak urine to some degree while pregnant.

- On long car, bus or plane trips where scarce rest stops or "turbulence" prevent toilet use. 

- Occasional bed wetting, even for non-bedwetters, can be explained away as "I had one of those peeing dreams where you're going in the dream but I woke up and was pissing the bed for realz!  D'oh!"

- At an outdoor or underground rave.  Everybody's too loved up on MDMA & other club drugs to notice or care that you wet yourself.  Heck, someone might even join in & do it with you. 

- While tripping on psilocybin mushrooms.  These hallucinogens can make you feel like you've wet yourself when you haven't, so I'm sure your friends would understand if you ACTUALLY wet yourself while in the midst of a balls-to-the-walls psychedelic trip.

- During or before an ultrasound or other medical test where they require a (very) full bladder.

- At the airport after getting off a plane or bus stop after getting off the bus.  No explanation needed, you can just pretend the bathroom was not available for a long time on the flight or ride.  

- In casinos at slot machines.  It's not that uncommon to see gamblers with an addiction just... go... right where they sit, though this isn't very considerate.  Wearing a diaper would be more polite.  And it's far more common in Las Vegas where serious gambling addiction is common than small casinos in, say, South Dakota.  

- While having a laughing or coughing fit, or while straining to deadlift weights.  Some people, particularly us women with fickle bladders & weak pelvic floors, have situational incontinence when we laugh, sneeze, cough, panic or lift heavy things.  

- While waiting in a long bathroom line somewhere like a stadium ball game or downtown event (holidays, First Friday, festivals, etc).  If alcohol or other drinks are being served, even better.

- In a classroom where a timed test is being given & bathroom breaks are not allowed.

- While fishing, apparently.  

- While stuck in long bumper-to-bumper traffic jams when you already had to pee at the beginning of the trip or before the traffic jam began.  

- At any natural outdoor body of water while wearing a swimsuit:  ponds, lakes, rivers, beaches, etc.  These places tend not to have restrooms or if they do, they're far away and less than clean/safe.  Most people piss in pools & water park water too (including Olympic athletes!), but you're more likely to be ostracized if caught doing it here.

- While snow skiing, riding a snowmobile, snowboarding, sledding or otherwise engaging in icy winter activities that take place far away from restrooms.  This is a fairly common practice due to the inconvenient distance from bathrooms & how easy it is to wet yourself unnoticed in all those layers of clothes.  As with summer pool-pissing, wetting yourself on the slopes or while playing in the snow is just more acceptable than doing so in your normal street clothes on a warm spring or autumn day.  Don't ask us why.   ❄

Did I leave anything out?  Obviously lying isn't a good practice & it isn't cool to make messes for others to clean up, but some people into this fetish are going to wet themselves in public either way.  No amount of finger-wagging will change that, so it's better if they at least do it in a way that doesn't make the whole community look bad.

Female Wrestler Wets Herself on Mat

This 2016 clip is from a match between freestyle wrestler Petra Olli of Finland and Kaori Icho of Japan.  In it, the Finnish Olli has a little accident after receiving a double leg takedown by her opponent.  Talk about an intense match!

Omo-Friendly Businesses: What's the Holdup?

While whipping out your privates and peeing in public is very much illegal in all public spaces in the U.S, public pants-wetting is more of a grey area.  The former can get you put on a sex offender registry at worst; the latter has gotten a couple people charged with "littering".  And that's probably after a business owner or disturbed onlooker complained.  

So why the total lack of omorashi-friendly bars, clubs, arcades, spas, (outdoor) restaurants & other businesses?  Considering how common it is for people to piss up dressing rooms in stores like Target, Kohl's & Wal-Mart next to open bathrooms, this fetish is a LOT more common than most of us probably realize.  The money to be made running such an establishment in or near a busy metro area could be potentially huge, plus the publicity & praise for pioneering something like this would be highly gratifying for the right personality type.  Maybe those other public places wouldn't get defaced as often if Omo lovers had other places to congregate? 

So drunk you piss yourself?  No problem!

Even if it was just an informal sort of clubhouse or backyard gathering place that didn't serve food or alcohol, I'd expect to see more of this in the era of 'anti-kink shaming' & anything goes orientations.  It very much seems like an idea whose time has cum, as I constantly see pee lovers wanting to meet up and have little game nights or other events.  AND IT NEED NOT BE OVERTLY SEXUAL.  In fact, it shouldn't be as that could quickly devolve into lawsuits & unwanted police presence.  There are sex clubs for that.  I've been in them and that's a very different energy than the energy of pee-in-your-pants-for-kicks crowd.  If you get turned on watching people wet themselves, organize something AFTER you leave the bar/club/whatever.  Keeping this place Omorashi-specific is how you protect the business, the patrons & avoid incidents that give the community as a whole a bad name.  

Ideas for entertainment include:  holding contests, pee-related trivia nights, urine measuring contests (whoever pees most wins... something), full-bladder mechanical bull riding, Piss Pong (toss the ball in the cup & your opponent has to drink and/or piss a spurt), pee-themed card games, arcade games... the possibilities are endless.  The business could have an omorashi theme or just be a normal place where wetting is welcome.  Likewise, wetting could take place anywhere at any time in the establishment or only in designated areas.  It's totally up to the owner.

"Wet" bar

It would most certainly draw negative attention from normies in the community, eventually bringing in media so you'd need to be prepared for that.  But all press is good press as long as they spell your name right.  Omo lovers from around the country and maybe the world would travel to see your little slice of heaven.  As long as everything was up to code and you weren't located within so many feet of a school, daycare or park/playground, there's nothing anyone could legally do to shut you down.  Somewhere like the deserts of Nevada where all the brothels are located or Death Valley, CA might be a good place, or you could set up shop in the countryside in Oregon or Washington state where the liberal-minded reside.  

Think of it as harm reduction:  All the people who are currently getting off on exhibitionist-type wettings & making messes in places where kids & God knows who may be present could have a place where it's expected & welcome to piss yourself in public.  There's no guarantee they wouldn't up the ante & do some other anti-social shit, but that's on them.  The business owner reserves the right to remove anyone for any reason.  Just like any other business.  Nothing about this establishment would be different than any other adults-only place of its kind except there would be a lot more folks with wet pants walking around. 

Here are my proposed rules for such a place:

SAMPLE RULES

- NO minors/under 18.  Must be 21+ to enter if alcohol is served.  ID checked at the door.

- NO nudity or sexual behavior (masturbation, unwanted touching, catcalling, etc).  

- Absolutely no cameras or recording devices.  Cell phones must be turned off like they would be at a concert or fine art gallery; anyone caught recording or taking photos will be banned for life. 

- Acceptable:  Desperation, pee dancing, holding yourself briefly through clothes, wetting in any natural position as long as you remain fully clothed, emptying your bladder anywhere in the designated areas, using toilets to urinate (one person per stall) or defecate with door shut.  

- Not Acceptable:  Masturbation (through clothes or not), "messing", urine consumption, peeing on others in a sexual manner (i.e. partners sitting on laps & peeing through clothes on each other), peeing in containers outside clothes unless it's a pee measuring contest or other planned event, using toilets with doors open, sexual behavior in bathrooms.  Other niche fetishes like ABDL, furries, BDSM or age play are strictly forbidden.  The focus is pants wetting & "we" want all our Omo-loving & incontinent patrons to feel comfortable.  

- Owner reserves the right to refuse service or remove patrons for any reason, no questions asked.  Some common reasons will likely be drunk & disorderly, sexual conduct, harassment of other patrons or staff, defacing property or other rule violations.  

- No illegal drugs, guns or other weapons inside establishment.  

- This is NOT a hookup club or speed-dating type establishment.  Aggressive sexual behavior will not be tolerated & unwanted sexual contact or harassment will be reported to police.  If you see something, say something.  

- No wetting yourself OUTSIDE the perimeter of the business in public view where you could draw unwanted attention.  If caught, you'll be refused entry/re-entry.   

- Dress code will be strictly enforced.  No shoes, no shirt, no service.  Face coverings like paper or cloth masks allowed but no costume masks unless a themed party is taking place.

- All races, sexes/genders & abilities welcome.  Anyone caught making hateful remarks or using slurs will be removed.  

Would you attend an omo-friendly business like this where photos & videos were forbidden & rules were strictly enforced?  What kinds of activities would you like to see included?  Anything else I've left out?  

Imagine all the pee-ple.....

Dressing Room Wettings: A Common Problem for Retail Workers

We all know on an intellectual level that peeing in public places where it'll leave a mess for others to clean up is bad form.  Just because we have a fetish for pants wetting does not mean we condone anti-social behavior that harms others or destroys property.  Yet apparently, that's exactly what a lot--and I mean a fucking LOT--of people are doing in clothing stores across the country.  Any store with a dressing room is fair game, being used as a toilet by the young and able-bodied, the elderly, children, homeless people & various and sundry others who are choosing this option instead of using the store's open bathrooms.  (The bathrooms are often right across from the changing rooms so this can't all be chalked up to true incontinence/accidents).  Some are clearly fetishists getting a sexual kick out of it while others seem to be doing it for convenience or just to be assholes, seeing how much anti-social behavior they can get away with.

What the hell is going on here?  Check out these stories from the employees' point of view and see how much less appealing it sounds than it does in your fantasy:

Piss on the clothes, piss on the floor.  Bonus:  a full diaper.  😭

Weekly pisser & shredded cheese bag bandit abuse Target dressing rooms.

3 times in 4-6 months (2 different Kohl's stores)

Twice in a month + "way too often" at Kohl's.

Lemme guess:  you didn't clean it up?

Kid leaves piss puddle in Party City floor... at MOM'S urging.  😡

Maybe it's stories like these by big-name celebrities that are encouraging this disgusting, barbaric behavior.  Whatever it is, it needs to stop before these establishments shut down all their dressing rooms permanently--something that's already become an issue due to Covid.  Managers need to do a better job about NOT outsourcing cleanup to associates and also, about preventing this to begin with.  I had no clue it was such an issue.  I will admit dressing room wetting is a hot fantasy of mine but this is one form of urination that should remain firmly in the realm of fantasy.  Never have I left a piss puddle in a public place nor would I ever do such a thing IRL, and you shouldn't either.

People doing this and destroying store property (clothes, carpeting, etc) should be charged just as harshly as shoplifters who run out of the store with items they haven't paid for.  Maybe MORE harshly for exposing the public to their bodily wastes.  Because it doesn't stop at urine:  stories of semen, feces smeared on walls & blood among other actually dangerous bodily fluids are nearly as common as urine.   🤢

Obviously I'm not talking about truly incontinent people or rare "bathroom was full" situations, but that's almost never what's happening here according to the very people who are wading in the public's piss and shit.  And even if you have an accident, you have the option to tell someone or CLEAN IT UP.  

No Toilet Tuesday 🚫🚽

 You've heard of Meatless Monday & Throwback Thursday:  Introducing No Toilet Tuesday. 

The name is pretty self-explanatory:  you're allowed to piss anywhere but a toilet from midnight on Tuesday until the clock strikes midnight on Wednesday:  A diaper, a bottle, the sink, the bath tub, your pants, a trash can, your bed, a towel, outdoors on the ground, a fire hydrant... the choice is yours.  As long as you don't waste your golden nectar in the crapper.  This can be tricky if you work or go to school on Tuesdays or live with roommates, but I believe in you.  Get creative:  take a disposable cup or container to the restroom if you're at work or have no privacy, or strap on a diaper to fly through the day on Easy Mode.  You can pour your pee-pee into the toilet as long as you don't use it directly.  

Seriously, this can be a good way to contain all your wetting to one day per week if you're trying to cut back, or alternately, you can use it as a stepping stone to help you stop using the toilet altogether if you're interested in the unpotty training thing.  Nothing will motivate you to find alternative pee places faster than taking the leap & swearing off the porcelain goddess IRL.

(Actually, I take that back.  You CAN use the toilet as long as you don't open the lid.  Like this):

Only acceptable way to use the potty on N.T.T.

For my first official Toilet-Free Tuesday, I've wet myself in bed on my incontinence mat through several pairs of pants/panties, in the bath tub twice (once dry WITH panties & once nude while bathing), again on my mat while lying on my stomach in the living room floor & finally in the kitchen while straightening up, but that was just a few spurts.  Currently filling up again as we speak.   

What unconventional ways would you like to try peeing on your next No Toilet Day?  Love to hear from you in the comments!

Floodgaytes Experiment: Closed Toilet Lid + Towel

Decided to try something different.  I wanted to see if one bath towel would hold all my pee while sitting on a closed toilet lid, which is one of my fave ways to wet myself.  However I rarely do it because of the mess involved, so this would open up a new avenue if it works out.  

I was wearing one of my last clean pairs of panties before laundry day (well, PANTY day.  I do so much laundry there's always something tumbling).  After downing a bunch of water + herbal tea and watching naughty amateur wettting vids, I straddled the closed toilet lid & propped up the camera to capture the action.  I started losing control in soft spurts while adjusting the camera, which accounts for the whispering.  I have no clue what I said, but I distinctly recall being surprised I was peeing so freely before I'd intended to.  It felt so good rushing out of me like that against my will, so I just let it!  

The wetness looked so sexy spreading on the towel, slowly creeping toward the edge of the toilet lid as I slowly emptied my bladder into my maroon panties.  Would it flow over the sides like it definitely would've if I hadn't put down the towel?  Time would tell....   

Another angle.  Notice wetness (far left)  💦

It only made it about halfway to the "end of the world" so to speak.  Part of me secretly hoped it would drip onto the floor for some reason.  Not like I particularly felt like cleaning up pee; I had been up many hours and this was my last hurrah before turning in.  I just felt extra naughty and almost couldn't believe a toilet-lid piss could come out this neat & tidy.  

Here's the video for those curious

So if for some reason you're in the market for a less messy way to piss on your toilet lid, try it with a bath towel.  It's actually pretty fuckin' hot.