Dear All Porn Creators:

Well, not "all" but the select porn creators who engage in the behavior I'm about to address.  You're probably not gonna appreciate what I have to say here but so be it.  It needs to be said. 

Let me start by saying that I have no problem with porn creators making money for their time and effort, and I do understand that quality content requires a monetary investment, creativity & other things that don't come cheaply.  I also understand that your TIME is not free--it's the most precious thing any of us has, so the fact that you've chosen to share it with us in this way is much appreciated.  Thank you.  I think it's disturbing and repulsive what card processors and sites like Paypal have tried to do to sex workers in recent years, freezing accounts & banning users when they haven't broken any actual laws.  I'm also aware of the increased tax burden on side hustles and small businesses in the last couple of years because I have a few.  None of this is okay and you should fight it tooth and nail.  

With that said, could you please stop crapping up free porn sites like Pornhub, Xhamster, Redtube & others with your abridged clips instructing viewers to "Check out my ManyVids/OnlyFans/Whateverthefuck Paid Site for the full vid!"  No, I will not.  That's why I clicked on THIS video.  You know it, I know it and the owners of the site the clip is hosted on presumably know it, so why is this being allowed to continue?  It's becoming unbearable, with almost as many of these pointless clips as actual vids in some categories.  That is NOT what these amateur porn sites are intended to be used for and you're dragging down the quality with this self-promotional horseshit.  If you won't voluntarily knock it off then I implore the sites' owners to step up and start banning accounts en masse.  Enough is enough.   👊🏼

See the yellow arrow?  Stop that.

There are other legitimate ways to promote yourself that won't actively drive away potential customers & make what's left of the open web a dystopian hellscape marred by ads, "brands" & paid content.  You can link to your paid site in your free porn site's bio, put a well-placed (but not obtrusive) link IN full-length videos themselves, even link to your paid stuff in comments under OTHER similar vids on the site if people ask for it.  (Which would require you engaging in convo with users of the site to drive up interest).  You can start a (free) blog like this that directs people to the paid content or do the same with a (free) Twitter or Insta account.  Use SEO, get a buzz going about your content on Reddit and other discussion forums.  Explain to potential customers what they're getting but do so in the form of articles and discussions, and then word it so those posts show up in Google's search results.  And don't forget good ol' word of mouth:  if the content is good it'll sell itself.   Save up money and attend the AVN Awards sometime to see how the pros do it.  They know far more tips and tricks than a poseur like me ever could.  

All of those are above-board, white-hat methods of promoting your brand & building a solid foundation for your business.  They require actual work and persistence but they do pay off.   But for fuck's sake, knock it off with the lazy and obnoxious fUlL vId At LiNk! shit.  If you continue going that dishonest, aggressive route, don't cry when one paying subscriber rips and uploads your content for the whole web to view for free on a site like VK or Erome.   You cut corners in your business model and now your customers are doing the same.  What's good for the goose is good for the gander.  There ARE loyal customers out there to be had, especially in something like porn or sex work.  But people will not be loyal if they feel like you're disrespecting their intelligence.  Just because you're in a grey-market or semi-legal field of work doesn't mean it's okay to slack off or do things in a way that lacks integrity.  Put in the work, build the connections & reap the rewards.  There's no such thing as fast/easy money anyway.  

Note:  The photos I chose for this article were totally random Google Image results.  I have no personal beef with those creators & was simply using those stills for an example of the kind of thing I'm referring to.  Carry on.

All-Night Piss Party in Cotton Shorts

After a long bout of fatigue, bad weather, & other derailments, I was long overdue for an all-night wetting extravaganza.  So I broke out my buzzing toy, my incontinence mat, & my fave wetting pants and spread them all out on the living room floor on a Thursday night.  And I used my secret ingredient:  clotrimazole, which makes me pee urgently & voluminously.  

I put the TV on Hulu auto play & got busy assembling my playlist of Omo porn vids, some of which I included in my "Fave Finds" series.  After answering some pee-related questions on Quora, I popped a squat on the living room floor with my blue cotton shorts and blue panties on and my laptop on my lap.  I was desperate but wanted to push it even further, so I put my vibrating egg toy in my panties to REALLY drive my bladder wild.  This little gadget primes me for the best orgasms ever when used before masturbation and wetting. 

After watching naughty vids until that familiar warm tingly sensation in my pussy was too much to handle, I removed the vibe & released some pressure in my panties.  At first just a trickle but it felt SO GOOD it wasn't long until the spurts got longer.  I decided to lean back against the couch and let it run backward as I let go, really soaking my backside.  Then I propped myself up on my knees and feet a few inches above the floor so I could see my stream.  I wasn't disappointed:  It was nice and hissy as it sprayed the mat below.  I squatted deep & pulled my soaked panties to the side while letting the rest soak the towel & mat under my ass.   

I pretended my crush was rubbing me, knowing I was about to burst and I couldn't get her to stop despite multiple warnings.  So the inevitable happened:

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Wet cameltoe action.

Same thing on the bottom layer.  :p

Back side of shorts.  

That's a lotta wet blue cotton. 

For Round 2 I tanked up on more water & prepared by finishing up my nightly chores--brushing teeth, straightening the living room & blowing out candles.  But my bladder had other ideas.  As I rounded the corner to the bathroom I got an urgent need to pee & gasped sharply, causing a few drops to leak out into my pants.  I was having an actual accident!  I grabbed my wetting mat & camera and just decided to give in to the urge on the floor outside the bathroom so I wouldn't be so desperate I couldn't focus.  I don't like being in pain from desperation and I was already leaking anyway.  Here's a short clip of that:

I then picked up my mat and towels & piled in bed, now lying on my side in the "clamshell" position.  As you can see I chose the orange cotton shorts to piss in this time.  I continued guzzling water as I put more vids in a playlist on Pornhub & Motherless.  But it wasn't long before my bladder was ready to pop again, so rather than hold to the point of pain I began rubbing myself through my shorts & releasing the pressure as gradually & gently as possible, though the clotrimazole was def kicking in by now.  It irritates my bladder to such a degree it's hard to describe.  The hissing sound of forceful piss in my pants was too much to bear; I almost came hands-free right there.

With at least half a bladder's worth of piss left in me + some very wet orange shorts, I turned over on my back, laptop on my stomach to finish.  I tried my level best to watch a few piss vids first but started leaking on myself, hot pee running all down my ass crack.  I imagined a desperation scenario in which I needed the bathroom but it was occupied--shut & locked--and the one down the hall was out of order for repairs, so I had no choice but to wet myself next to my crush (who of course wasn't present but hey.  A girl can dream).  What a panicky scenario that would be.  What would I do?  Where could I go BUT my pants?  Would I try to hold myself to stop the flow or just let the inevitable happen?  If I held myself, would it feels so good I would start rubbing & cum in front of her?  That's what was happening right now as I let out a giant flood of urine in my bed through my panties, my fingers sliding in and out of myself and making the remaining pee spray out wildly like a hose.  Of course I imagined her fingering me.   As I felt the end nearing I pulled the piss mat up around my ass and legs and just soaked it completely, cumming like the world about to end.  

Afterward I was so exhausted, turned on & soaked I could do nothing but lie there in my puddle and pissy pants, pussy throbbing.  I did this for about 20 minutes until I could gather my strength   As usual I hoped I hadn't soaked the mattress but it was looking quite possible with how much I peed and how hard I came.  The damage to my pants was immediately visible:



  

Before

After

Luckily my bed/mattress stayed dry this time around, but my incontinence mat and towels are completely saturated.  Hopefully I don't need to go again while sleeping or I'll have to go to the toilet.  The sun's coming up now so I guess I'll retire.  Hope you enjoyed this half as much as I did.  

Summertime Wetting Activities & Experiences

Summer's here!  🌤  The Omo forums are abuzz with talk of "wetting season," something I'd honestly never thought about before.  I know, I know.  A lifelong pee fetishist who doesn't even know what "wetting season" is?  Blasphemy!  Apparently many pee fans have a preference for this time of year because the weather encourages outdoor activity in scantily-clad clothes near bodies of water, making it easier to wet or try & spot desperate peeps in the wild.  Sounds straightforward, right?  Totally flew past this little pissblogger's cranium all these years.  Whoosh.  🌬

Come on in, the water's fine!

There are SO many fun outdoor places to dampen your denims in the Summer months, the benefit being that no mess is made indoors for others (or yourself) to clean up.  This is doubly exciting if you're a public wetting fan who enjoys the thrill of possibly getting caught.  Let's start with everyone's favorite Summertime gathering spot:  bodies of water.  Swimming pools, ponds, lakes, rivers & beaches from coast to coast provide ideal cover for casual soaking your trunks & bikini bottoms, while water parks offer more adrenaline-pumping options for H20 lovers with their rides & slides.  Feeling extra bold?  Attempt to sneakily saturate yourself in light grey cotton(!) shorts while having a water balloon fight or stomping around in a splash pad.  You can also be spontaneous and make the most of a Summer monsoon or gallop through a sprinkler at full tilt as your wild urine stream splashes & sprays everything inside your britches.  Mmmm.  Nothing like that cold-water-meets-warm-pee sensation.  🫠

If you're more "turf" than "surf," don't despair--there's plenty of wet fun for you landlubbers too.  Among the most popular landlocked outdoor activities in the Summer months are hiking, bike riding, rock-climbing and camping.   Any one of these could provide the perfect naughty setting for a desperate outdoor wetting if timed right.  Just make sure to wait until sundown & bring PLENTY of cold beverages to avoid overheating/dehydration if you live somewhere dangerously hot.  If you have a garden or outdoor plants at home, try letting out little spurts while tending to them to make it more interesting. 

Planning a romantic date with your Omo-friendly sweetie?  Take him or her on a meadow picnic, bring plenty of hydration & let go together on your way home.  You can even fly a kite while pissing yourself if you wear the right clothes!  (Black Spandex tights, a loose frilly skirts with cotton panties, etc).  Golf (and miniature golf if the course is free of kids) are other potentially interesting Omo settings:  you can always blame the wet patch on being stranded on the umpteenth hole, too far from the bathroom & too focused on your swing to make it back in time.  Woopsie. 

Wetting in a hotel can be fun, just be more stealthy than this gal.  

Summertime is the right time for road trips to nearby or faraway destinations you've always wanted to visit.  Whether you go alone or take a friend, you can maximize the fun by finding creative ways to wet in the car, the hotel, by the pool or hot tub & other stops along the way.  There are no shortage of outdoor concerts and festivals in the Summer months, including Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Glastonbury, Electric Daisy Carnival & Summerfest.  These events tend to be PACKED which means 2 things--the "restrooms" are filthy Port-a-Potty facilities, and they tend to be in very short supply.  (Unfortunately so is the water so be sure to smuggle in some of your own).  Ideal wetting scenario. 

You can even spice up your Summertime chores by doing them with a full bladder.  Hate mowing the lawn?  Ugh, who doesn't!  Might go a little faster if you do it while playing a holding/wetting game with yourself.  Ditto cleaning out the gutters, washing the car (at "outdoor" manual car washes) & cleaning up after 4th of July gatherings.  Which, by the way, can be a whole pee-pee party unto themselves if done right!  Those lawn chairs are ideal for stealthy soaking in the grass after the sun has gone down.  Just sayin'.  

Now that I've given it some thought, there are endless innocent, creative ways to enjoy Summer with an Omo twist.  I'd like to try this for every season, as I can think of some equally cool ideas for the other 3 quarters of the year.  I'd love to hear what YOU think are some awesome places & Summer-specific settings to wet in.  What's your favorite actual Summer wetting memory?  Since you guys rarely respond I'll leave some of mine that stick out:

- My mom wetting her shorts at her friend's house when I was very young.  She did it while sitting in a lawn chair near the edge of the pool and made sure we all saw.

- Wetting and showering with my 'pee friend' when I was (MUCH) younger. 

- Peeing in every pool or body of water I ever swam in (and still continuing this legacy today).

As for a theoretical fantasy scenario, I think it'd be suuuper exciting to see someone have a real wetting accident at a 4th of July BBQ or while riding in a car show/parade as the whole town looked on!  😯  💛 

Now THAT'S how you get some mileage out of your summer shorts!

 

Floodgaytes' Favorite Finds, Vol. 3

Wow, is it that time already?  As promised, here's Part 3 to my Hottest Pissvids of All Time.  Think I've really outdone myself this time but I'm a little biased.  These vids are curated from multiple sites after hours of porn viewing (you're welcome!) & include only the finest, most decadent desperation & wetting the web has to offer.  With that, enjoy!

Floodgaytes' Fave Finds, Vol. 3

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65790014b270b

Exercising woman does squats until she loses control.  Each squat is a surprise: will she spurt this time?

https://vk.com/video/@homie77?z=video395520510_456239017%2Fpl_220455363_-2
Woman wets her shorts on a wooden chair in her room.  Super sexy POV angle.  

https://motherless.com/1A67406

Girl pisses a river waiting on bathroom to open up. Friend records it. "Funny" tone but girl clearly enjoys it.  

https://motherless.com/74597D2
Fit girl wets her botttoms layer by layer in bedroom while moaning hotly.  

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=652e8c5cdbd5b
Bicyclist has a public accident, spurting while talking about her desperation.  Finishes big in her backyard.

https://motherless.com/B3DF1C4

Classic car wetting.  Driver says "I'm just gonna pee in my pants. I'm peein'." and floods car seat.  🤤


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65c2a185367be
Big-breasted queen soaks grey panties while perched on back of closed toilet.


https://vk.com/video/playlist/852772375_1?z=video314613041_171675689%2Fpl_852772375_1
The bladder, the woman, the legend.  Wetlinda in her most public role: mall toilet wetter.  Behold.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65fb7b025873a
(Very) desperate gradual wetting in black panties on balcony.  Hot hot hot.  

https://thisvid.com/videos/girl-wets-herself-on-full-bus/
Girl from Vol. 2 bus wetting vid drenches white jeans on same bus!


https://vk.com/video/@id314613041?z=video229866144_171034986%2Fpl_314613041_-2
Lady fucking SOAKS her carpet for an eternity through cargo pants.  Orgasmic.


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64404e416fb1f
Blonde w/ perfect bod wanks, wets & cums in grey yoga pants outdoors.

https://motherless.com/51AAF6D
Another super vintage vid, this time from Patches.  Girl soaks shorts in backyard fearing neighbors can see.

https://thisvid.com/videos/doctor-pees/
Woman appears to piss her pantyhose and skirt in a doctor's waiting room chair. Long pee & great angles.

https://vk.com/video/playlist/852772375_1?z=video263093500_170029048%2Fpl_852772375_1
"I can't stop.  I still have to pee so much" = some of the dialogue here.  Blazing hot.  🔥

That's it for this edition of Floodgaytes' Faves!  Make sure to download these gems to your device if you enjoy them, as they can easily be removed by their owners or the site's hosts (and a few from previous Volumes have been).  Always a shame when that happens.  Let me know which ones are your faves in the comment section and stay tuned for Volume 4!  

Stay comfortably damp, friends......   

On A More Serious Note:

This question is entirely rhetorical for the "too embarrassed to ask for a bathroom break so I wet myself" people, of which I see a surprising number in the Omo community.  Feel free to answer it here if you like, but I'm asking it more to prompt internal thought than anything.

I say this as one of the shyest people I've ever known.  Painfully, embarrassingly shy.  Barely functional in the real world:  What sense does it make to hold your pee until you're in danger of having an accident because you're too embarrassed to speak up and tell your crew you need a bathroom break?  Everybody pees--it's a common, multiple-times-per-day event.  There would be something wrong with you if you DIDN'T, yet I constantly see "I wet myself because I waited too long after being afraid to speak up and tell my friends and/or family I needed to pee.  I didn't want to interrupt the fun / was too embarrassed to say I needed the bathroom / didn't want to be an inconvenience."  

SAY WHAT?!

Wait, I take it back.  It's not entirely true that I don't understand:  I never used the public toilets once in my 7 years of K-6 elementary school because I didn't want to walk to the front of the class and ask the teacher for a bathroom break or blurt out that I needed to go, but that's a tad different.  #1, doing so would've drawn the attention of the entire CLASS of heathens.  For a kid who said maybe 30 words per day in school total, that was unacceptable.  Secondly, I was a child and didn't grasp the risks of holding it all day and finally, I never had an accident as a result of my extreme holding (though there was one close call in kindergarten).  But I can't imagine doing this as an adult now that I understand the health dangers of holding to the point of an accident.  The discomfort and distraction alone are not worth it, but throw in the bladder/kidney damage & the fact that using the bathroom is a perfectly natural, if inconvenient event and, well... speaking up beats the hell out of the alternative.  It made perfect sense in my 5-12 year-old mind that was concerned mostly with proving everything my mom said wrong though.  ("See Mom, you said I would get a kidney infection and DIE if I never used the bathroom and I'm still alive!")  🤦🏻‍♀

This is not meant to criticize or judge anyone.  Far from it.  I'm just trying to understand how so many people get in these situations.  It concerns me that so many folks--a majority adult women from the looks of it--find it easier to ignore & suppress their basic bodily functions than risk inconveniencing someone.  Needs should always Trump convenience or comfort.  Read that again.  I'm sure you all have your reasons (and potential horror stories to back them up), I just hope you'll examine this behavior even if it takes the help of a professional & put some work in to overcome it because you deserve to live a healthy, comfortable life in which you can heed your body's calls like everybody else.  It's kinda the bare minimum. 

If you're this uncomfortable speaking up about a basic daily need to friends and family, what other things aren't you advocating for yourself about in your life?  It's easy to brush it aside as "oh I've always been squeamish about bathroom talk" but asking to use the bathroom isn't quite the same as, say, dirty toilet humor.  Is this symptomatic of a bigger problem with assertiveness?  And might it be contributing to the greater societal issue of medical professionals, bosses and others in powerful positions not taking women's health complaints & basic needs seriously in whatever tiny, insignificant way?

If this resonates I'm glad you got something out of it.  If not, discard it and ignore.  Ain't nobody trying to play Dr. Phil or Dr. Joyce in here.  Now go PEE before you have another accident, silly goose!  💛 🚽🏃🏻‍♀

Public accidents are cool and all... when you intend to have them.  

The Convenience Carpet - the Accidentally Hot Parody

So it seems I'm not the only one who's had the idea of a nifty "convenience corner," even if the makers of this video are suggesting it in jest. 

Introducing The Convenience Carpet, an innovative device that lets you relieve yourself anytime, anywhere.  Giving a big presentation & don't want your nervous bladder interrupting?  The Convenience Carpet's got you covered.  Just step aside & do as you would in a bathroom, letting 'er rip right there on the little square.  Ahhh, sweet relief!  No more extraneous steps to the lavatory throughout the day--just drain the snake in the same room you eat, sleep or make love in. 

The Convenience Carpet:  If it's good enough for Fido, it's good enough for you!®

(I could actually see some hard-assed boss or CEO handing these out around the office to increase productivity.  Kinda surprised it hasn't come to this yet, honestly.  Probably shouldn't give them any ideas here).

Liam Neeson's Little "Problem"

 

The internet is always abuzz with gossip about celebrities, but this story in particular caught my eye.  While it's common for women to develop problems with incontinence as they age, the same can't be said of men whose anatomy just isn't as prone to mechanical failure as ours.  But that's just what it looks like here with movie star Liam Neeson/Peeson, who has been seen in countless photos sporting giant wet patches.  IN PUBLIC.  See for yourself:

Liam Neeson's pee is running down his knee, son!

Not only are his pants soaked, he appears not to give one iota of a fuck about who sees or what they think.  It's almost as if he doesn't notice it himself.  

What could be at the root of this phenomenon and this attitude?  Is Neeson an Omo fan?  Does he suffer some sad and potentially fatal disease that he hasn't announced yet?  Unlikely.  The most realistic explanation is severe alcoholism, which causes both loss of inhibitions and bladder control.  Of course it's possible he has some nondescript bladder condition, but this would be uncommon for a man in the absence of other severe (and noticeably advanced) diseases like MS.  And this is more than just "forgetting to shake off/drip dry" as the pictures attest.  Much more.

Many a Reddit thread has been started on this subject, with most not getting far beyond the amateurish pee puns & sophomoric jokes/wordplay (see:  Liam PEEson).  While nobody can say with certainty but the man himself and maybe his urologist, the consensus seems to be that a drinking problem is probably the root cause.  Apparently his beloved wife died suddenly around 2009, which would be enough to drive anyone to drink.   One Redditor even said Neeson has copped to becoming an alcoholic after his wife's death so, mystery solved?  He does look incredibly smashed in most of those soppy pant pics. 

 Redditors asking the important questions.

Whatever it is, here's hoping he gets it under control or, on the one-off chance he's our knight in soaking armor choosing to live the Omo Life openly, that he comes out and says so.  Because this pretending it's not happening is just plain weird.  Even for us kinksters.