Liam Neeson's Little "Problem"

 

The internet is always abuzz with gossip about celebrities, but this story in particular caught my eye.  While it's common for women to develop problems with incontinence as they age, the same can't be said of men whose anatomy just isn't as prone to mechanical failure as ours.  But that's just what it looks like here with movie star Liam Neeson/Peeson, who has been seen in countless photos sporting giant wet patches.  IN PUBLIC.  See for yourself:

Liam Neeson's pee is running down his knee, son!

Not only are his pants soaked, he appears not to give one iota of a fuck about who sees or what they think.  It's almost as if he doesn't notice it himself.  

What could be at the root of this phenomenon and this attitude?  Is Neeson an Omo fan?  Does he suffer some sad and potentially fatal disease that he hasn't announced yet?  Unlikely.  The most realistic explanation is severe alcoholism, which causes both loss of inhibitions and bladder control.  Of course it's possible he has some nondescript bladder condition, but this would be uncommon for a man in the absence of other severe (and noticeably advanced) diseases like MS.  And this is more than just "forgetting to shake off/drip dry" as the pictures attest.  Much more.

Many a Reddit thread has been started on this subject, with most not getting far beyond the amateurish pee puns & sophomoric jokes/wordplay (see:  Liam PEEson).  While nobody can say with certainty but the man himself and maybe his urologist, the consensus seems to be that a drinking problem is probably the root cause.  Apparently his beloved wife died suddenly around 2009, which would be enough to drive anyone to drink.   One Redditor even said Neeson has copped to becoming an alcoholic after his wife's death so, mystery solved?  He does look incredibly smashed in most of those soppy pant pics. 

 Redditors asking the important questions.

Whatever it is, here's hoping he gets it under control or, on the one-off chance he's our knight in soaking armor choosing to live the Omo Life openly, that he comes out and says so.  Because this pretending it's not happening is just plain weird.  Even for us kinksters.