The Convenience Carpet - the Accidentally Hot Parody

So it seems I'm not the only one who's had the idea of a nifty "convenience corner," even if the makers of this video are suggesting it in jest. 

Introducing The Convenience Carpet, an innovative device that lets you relieve yourself anytime, anywhere.  Giving a big presentation & don't want your nervous bladder interrupting?  The Convenience Carpet's got you covered.  Just step aside & do as you would in a bathroom, letting 'er rip right there on the little square.  Ahhh, sweet relief!  No more extraneous steps to the lavatory throughout the day--just drain the snake in the same room you eat, sleep or make love in. 

The Convenience Carpet:  If it's good enough for Fido, it's good enough for you!®

(I could actually see some hard-assed boss or CEO handing these out around the office to increase productivity.  Kinda surprised it hasn't come to this yet, honestly.  Probably shouldn't give them any ideas here).