Q&A: Where Can I Pee in My Room & Not Get Caught?

 

Well, since I don't know the layout of your room I can't guarantee an accurate answer.  But I'll try my best.  It also depends on your reasons for doing this:  are you looking for a convenient place to pee in the night and save yourself a bathroom trip, or is this for sexual pleasure/excitement?  No judgment here.  😏

Assuming your "room" is a standard bedroom and not a basement or garage, it likely has some combo of the following items:  a bed, a trash receptacle, a closet, a nightstand, a chair & some windows.  The bad news:  Pee is inherently messy--it smells, has a yellow color that can stain fabrics, and it can sometimes come out faster & more abundantly than we planned.  The good news is you can minimize the damage by carefully choosing when, where & how you pee. 

The best options for truly avoiding a mess are products made to absorb urine, such as an incontinence mat or a diaper.  Both of these can be ordered online for affordable prices.  My washable incontinence mat cost under $20 and has lasted countless washes.  I sometimes wake up, piss on my mat, toss it face up on the floor and go back to sleep, washing it in the morning.  Waterproof mattress covers serve the same purpose.  And that purpose is:  protecting your mattress, which soaks up pee like a sponge & can't fit in the washing machine.  

Which brings us to our next point:  NEVER pee on an unprotected mattress, carpet, air vent or other things that can't be laundered!

Now, to answer the question:

Trash Can - Sit on the trash can and treat it like a toilet, letting go through your undies or directly into it.  If your can is aluminum/tin you can pee straight into it; if wicker or another porous material it should be lined with a trash bag first. 

Plastic Bottle (Male) - If you're a guy, you can empty your bladder directly into a plastic soda bottle or similar container.  This can be as convenient as it is exciting, just remember to dump and toss it ASAP.  Nothing reeks like weeks old rotting piss, and few things are as disgusting as mistaking said urine for a refreshing Mountain Dew on a hot summer's day.  🤮

Towel/Blanket/Quilt - Peeing into an absorbent material like this feels very good, and these items can be popped right in the wash afterward.  'Nuff said.

My messy wetting in a paper bowl

Paper Bowl/"Makeshift Japanese Toilet" - Squat over a Dixie paper bowl with undies on or off and let it fly.  (Your stream is more likely to go wonky & miss the bowl if you wear undies or pants, so plan accordingly).  I like to put a couple towels around/under my bowl when I play this game.  You can even set up your phone & watch yourself as you fill the bowl, but again, do NOT forget to dispose of the video/photo evidence afterward!

Uncarpeted Floor - If your floor is linoleum, wood or another uncarpeted material, you can pee directly on it without causing a permanent stain/stench as long as you mop it up immediately afterward.  Use a wet washcloth or Swiffer pad followed by a dry rag/paper towel.

Out the Window (Male) - Dudes with a window can simply prop it open, aim & fire... provided the stream won't end up on a high-traffic balcony & it's dark enough outside not to get busted.  Ideally the window should be on the 1st floor & lead directly outside to the grass.  Having a window with these features also allows you to pee in things like a thick shoebox, trashcan or bowl and dump it quickly/conveniently without leaving your room.

Other:  A couple rolled up washcloths in your underwear can offer MILD absorption in the absence of a diaper or incontinence pad.  The same is true for menstrual pads, but do not expect either of them to hold an entire bladder's worth of pee.  Disposable puppy pads are sometimes used for floor pees but like the aforementioned options, these aren't generally absorbent enough to hold a large amount of human pee.  A cloth option like a towel or incontinence mat is usually going to be more effective.





Laundry, Hydration & Other Stealth Tips

Wash peed clothes ASAP so the stain & smell don't set in

Staying well hydrated with plain water will help dilute your urine, reducing both the smell & the color (though not entirely!). If you live with roommates, consider waiting until they're in bed or away from home to indulge in this kind of activity, especially if you don't have a lock on your door.*  And if you still live "at home" with your parents, always do your own laundry as this increases your privacy greatly.  Only doing laundry occasionally when you've wet something will raise questions & eyebrows.  👀

As for the laundry bit, there's nothing special you need to do or buy to get pee out of clothes or other fabrics--just wash them within 12 hours (max).  The sooner the better.  If you can't wash right away, run them under the sink or bath tub faucet to manually rinse out some of the offending liquid, then wring them out.  If you're into wetting, try to choose clothes that are cheaper/older/more casual just in case a stain or bad odor sets in.  I prefer wetting comfy clothes like PJ bottoms, sweatpants, leggings, cotton shorts & comfy panties over tighter, more formal attire anyway, but that's just me.  

*If your bedroom door does NOT have a lock or you share the room with someone, consider moving the party to the bathroom.  Most bathrooms have locks and even if they don't, you're still less likely to get interrupted there since people assume you're either showering or using the toilet when the door is closed.  Have a pee in the sink, the tub or through your clothes on the toilet while pretending to bathe or shower, then sneak your wet clothes out under a towel.  

Lastly, if you do get caught with a pee bottle or other urinary paraphernalia in your room, you can always say someone was in the bathroom & you couldn't wait.  It's embarrassing, sure, but it beats the hell out of confessing your piss kink to a nosy roomie or your mom!  

Pee right on the bed if you have a mattress protector or incontinence mat