Oh, this one is HOT. Highly detailed and involves a bit of car wetting followed by a full-on piss-soak. The author is another Mommy Blogger, podcaster & Emmy Award-Winning Journalist Heather Brooker. It involves a party, some drinks, an unexpected detour and... well, see for yourself. Here's a snippet:
"As these thoughts are running through my mind, a trickle of pee starts to find its way to the surface. It was happening. I was still a good 4 minutes from my house, plenty of time to release a load of urine all over myself. So I started distraction techniques that were vaguely similar to birthing techniques. Breath, in and out. Short breaths. Squeeze!! Then I saw my house. Every turn, every bump felt like a thousand needles in my crotch. I wasn’t going to make it."
"It was happening. I was still a good 4 minutes from my house, plenty of time to release a load of urine all over myself. So I started distraction techniques that were vaguely similar to birthing techniques. Breath, in and out. Short breaths. Squeeze!! Then I saw my house. Every turn, every bump felt like a thousand needles in my crotch. I wasn’t going to make it."
The only part I did NOT like was the buzzed driving. If you drank enough booze to need to pee that bad, you're too intoxicated to drive safely. Stop that. You can read the full (sexy and hilarious) post here.
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