How To Have a (Real) Peegasm - Ladies' Edition

 

Ladies:  if you aren't having peegasms, you're missing out.  What is a peegasm?  Exactly what it sounds like--when you piss yourself at the moment of orgasm, often forcefully.  All you have to do is masturbate with a full bladder in a place where you feel totally comfortable & free, such as an empty bath tub or in the bed on a mattress protector.  It really helps to watch wetting porn or read dirty pee stories because, when you need to go and watch others peeing freely, it becomes hard NOT to do likewise.  I usually spurt in my pants a lot while rubbing myself before the big conclusion happens.  Once a finger or sex toy is inserted, that usually sends me over the edge very quickly, causing me to spray hot pee all over my hand and the inside of my panties.  🫠

That's a surefire way to have a peegasm--to masturbate with a very full bladder, inserting your finger(s) while rubbing your clit.  Your fingers will rub up against your swollen G-spot, putting pressure on your bladder & causing it to release.  This feels VERY good.... so good you'll likely never want to go back to doing it the other way.  You've been warned.  

The toilet is a great place for a peegasm

A lot of Omo enthusiasts & piss kinksters pee right before or after orgasm, but I see surprisingly few who time it to coincide with orgasm.  Not sure how male anatomy works but women can certainly achieve this.  It's sometimes referred to as "squirting," which is different than female ejaculation, mostly in volume.  Female ejaculation is "real," but what's shown in porn is almost 100% pee.  (Sometimes there isn't even an orgasm when they start to pee, which lets you know it's definitely urine.  Female ejaculation happens at the moment of orgasm and usually during a powerful one).  Either way, these "squirters" wouldn't do it if it didn't feel amazing.

Indeed, it feels heavenly to lose total control like that at the moment of climax.  The release of orgasm combined with the relief of emptying your bladder is hard to adequately describe.  The sound is often hissy & loud due to the sheer force with which it sprays out, and it adds so much additional warmth to the already steamy sensation of coming.  It's like all the pressure from masturbation or sex builds up and then comes shooting out in one (or more) hot, glorious streams. 

But in order to achieve something this taboo & naughty you must feel 100% comfortable in your surroundings.  Make sure you won't be interrupted or "caught," then get as comfy as possible.  I also find it easiest to achieve when lying on my back & hitting my G-spot with my fingers upturned.  But try many positions to find what works best for you.  If you're too full or desperate, let a little go while playing with yourself to relieve the discomfort.  (Assuming you can leak or spurt without losing total control).  Pee can make a great lubricant as long as it's not too concentrated & acidic.  Proper hydration is important with all pee/wetting games but it's especially vital here.  

To summarize:  Fill your bladder 3/4ths full or slightly fuller.  Choose a time and place where no one will bother you, get comfy, put on some naughty wetting videos or stories & masturbate as normal (but with a very full bladder).  Insert fingers or waterproof toys while rubbing your clit.  Don't focus on "trying" to squirt, just do what feels great.  As orgasm approaches, start relaxing your pelvic muscles slightly & see if you can leak a little and stop.  Don't force it, just try to pee around your toy or fingers.  As soon as you're actually cumming, release the brakes & let loose!

Someone made a comparison chart.  How quaint.  🙄

And I can't do a peegasm/squirting article without pointing out the sexism lurking behind this phenomenon.  Overwhelmingly male scientists have taken it upon themselves to "disprove" that women can ejaculate, measuring the quantity, composition & origin of our most intimate fluids and making the whole thing feel very cold & clinical, if not shameful.  Fuck that.  Regardless of whether it's female cum, piss or liquid gold coming up like a bubbling crude, the fact remains that it feels sublime.  Never feel bad about your body's functions or what comes out of you, especially when men expect women to swallow what comes out of them.  Just from a disease/germ standpoint, pure piss is far less hazardous than semen/sperm OR vaginal fluid so relax and go with the flow!    

Also:  What the media refers to while clutching its pearls as "peegasm" is nothing of the sort.  In the media's version, women hold their urine for hours and then get the "shivers" when going to the toilet, which can obviously cause bladder/kidney problems because it's not good to hold your pee that long.  While they've got it right that holding can feel great due to the proximity of the G-spot to the female bladder, they've got the "-gasm" part all wrong.  The shivers one gets from peeing after a long hold is NOT an orgasm.  It's like everyone wants to shame & scare women for experiencing raw, uninhibited pleasure.  Again, I say fuck that.  We see through your infantilizing nonsense & condescension.

Excellent peegasm position

Oh, and as a final word, women prone to UTI's can enjoy this pastime too as long as you remember to pee fully within an hour of playing. Taking a quick bath (sans soap!) afterward is also helpful to keep the area clean & bacteria-free.  As long as you don't insert the same item into your anus and vagina, the risk for infection is low with this activity.  It is quite messy though so make sure to put something underneath your bum if you're not in the bath tub or on the toilet when it happens.  I recommend the PharMeDoc incontinence mat, which I reviewed here.  

Here's something to watch while you play.  And a few screenshots to give you a visual: