Remote Controlled G-Spot Vibrating Egg Review

I'm ashamed to say that, as a Gold Star card-carrying lesbian, I have zero sex toys.  Not a one.  Sure, I have had them in the past when I had a gf--glass dildos, vibrating things that went buzz in the night... but for some reason I never got around to buying any for myself.  Until now that is.  

Meet the remote-controlled G-Spot Vibrating Egg, complete with 9 different modes & 6 app modes (music, interactive, video, etc).  Only $14.90 on Amazon!  

Note the "waterproof" bit (highlighting by me).

I first saw this nifty little gadget in a squirting vid and had to know more but never expected it to be so cheap.  Actually, the thought that Amazon sold sex toys never occurred to me until my pelvic floor therapist mentioned that you could buy dilators on there.  That sparked me to search for vibes and bingo-bango, here we are.  (Can I just say how much more convenient & less humiliating it is shopping for sex toys online than having to go INSIDE a sex shop like in the old days while some stranger follows you around and asks if there's "anything they can help you with")?  

I didn't notice that these came in multiple different colors which, for some reason, are set at wildly different prices.  I just went default with pink which was cheapest at $13ish.  Of course today it's down to $9... typical.  Next day delivery was supposed to happen but as usual I knew that wouldn't materialize, plus it was a Sunday.  No biggie.  But it hadn't even shipped by the end of the next day which was annoying.  

Wack.  

Despite this hiccup, it arrived the day after it was scheduled.  Not bad!  Came in a completely nondescript black box with no allusion to what was inside.  I must admit it looks a bit intimidating in size.  But I think it'll work when lubed up.  To charge, you just plug it in to a regular phone charger in the wall & wait.  The light blinks red when it's charging & goes steady red when it's done.   Setup was pretty easy too: just scan a couple bar code thingies and download the app & it connects you to hundreds of other women in the world, or you can just set your own vibration mode.  The app doesn't exist on a Chromebook laptop FYI so make sure you have a phone.  Mine's an Android.

My 1st experiment was kinda lackluster--as expected, it was slightly too big which oddly caused it to fall out unless I held it in.  This is likely because it didn't go very far inside and the lube made it super slippery.  My 2nd trial went better.  I find that I like it better on the OUTSIDE of my body than on my actual g-spot.  If used before masturbation it definitely strengthens my orgasms which was the point; how I achieve that is immaterial.  I do wish sex toys like this came in different sizes (I.e. widths, circumferences) for those of us with, ehh, smaller anatomy.  But aside from that, I'm having a blast experimenting with the different vibe modes.  And of course, playing with various amounts of liquid in my bladder.  My fave technique is to put it in my panties while I read stories or watch omo porn & then remove it to actually masturbate/piss myself.  As stated, the wetness factor is DEFINITELY increased.  

I give the Remote-Controlled G-Spot Vibrating Egg a 9 of 10 stars overall.  You can't beat it for the price; it could only be better if it somehow stayed inside easier & wasn't as big around.  (It's normal-sized, to be clear; I'm the one with issues lol).  Sex toys and sex toy shopping have come such a long way since I was a teen that I'd gladly repeat this process & buy another naughty thing when I get more $$$.  

...now all I need is a lady friend to play with me.  👭