Weekend Peecation Ideas

Looking to getaway on a short and sweet Omo-friendly trip solo or with your sweetheart, but don't know where to start?  You've come to the right place!  No matter where in the 50 states you live or what kind of activities you enjoy, this guide has something for you.  Pack up your travel gear and let's hit the hissy highway and get wet!




Weekend and 3-Day Trip Ideas


🦓   Nature reserves & National Parks - There are 63 National Parks in 31 states and over 560 wildlife reserves in the U.S, so you should have no trouble locating one of these naturally gorgeous spots no matter which region you're from.  A few breathtaking options include Denali in Alaska, the Everglades in Florida, Haleakala in Hawaii and the Hot Springs in Arkansas. Not only is the land naturally majestic, it's sparsely populated for the most part, creating the perfect opportunity for some good old Omo fun. Wear stealthy pants and you can't go wrong.

 🍇  Vineyards & breweries. Did you know there’s at least 1 vineyard in all 50 states? If wine is your thing, these gorgeous outdoor settings provide the perfect place to let some out while you take some in. California, Oregon, Washington, Texas Hill Country & New York all have extremely high quality vino.  

On the brewery front, NC, WI, New England and CO have some of the best in the nation. Alcohol is both a CNS depressant and a diuretic, giving it double pee-pee power. If you're alcohol-free, substitute a caffeinated beverage like tea or coffee for a similar effect on the bladder.  

📜   Historical small towns - What obscure and enchanting small town gem is hiding in YOUR backyard?  Hop on Google and find out!  Just type in your state followed by "historical small towns" and see what pops up.  It can be anything from an old gold mining town to a former president's stomping grounds.  Or perhaps a "haunted hotel".  Some offer guided tours while others have more of a museum set-up, and accommodations range from quaint rustic bed-and-breakfasts to modern AirBnB's.  These trips are often quite memorable and wholesome; just don't go into it expecting the Hilton.  This sort of thing is usually more fun with a buddy and you can most likely find plenty of time to work in Omo fun if you do your research first.  


 🏛   Urban Hubs & Tourist Attractions - If you ARE expecting the Hilton, hit up the closest big city and book your favorite swanky hotel for the weekend.  Enjoy a day of sightseeing, shopping, spa treatments, dining out and other posh activities, and don't forget to stay hydrated!  Then you can race back to your room just in time to have an oopsie all over the floor.  Or stay holed up in your room all day and play


 🕤   Short Day Trips & Other Activities - Backyard camping, a long drive on a quiet country back road or a day by the lake/beach/river or other body of water are all great options if you don't have a whole weekend to spare.  Pitch a small tent inside your yard overnight and take some tasty snacks + Omo supplies for a backyard campout, or pee-proof your car seats and go for a long winding drive on a dirt road with a full bladder.  If the weather is warm, slap on a swimsuit and enjoy a day by the water as you quietly let go in your swimsuit all day.  Everybody does it!     😉






Things to Pack

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Everyone has their own essential items they like to take on overnight stays, but we're talking Omo here so I'll stick to things in that category.  Even if you don't normally wear diapers, they can be a godsend for long car trips and really reduce the amount of cleaning and laundry you have to do later.  A double-diapered road trip can be one of life's great pleasures if you choose a high quality super absorbent brand like North Shore that fits well & can hold multiple wettings.  

Barring that, make sure to bring seat covers of some kind for your car, and skip the car wetting altogether if you have fabric seats.  Large 40-gallon trash bags, incontinence mats, thick beach towels, quilts or other absorbent materials will work in a pinch.  Incontinence mats can also be used on hotel chairs and beds as long as you aim carefully.  If you have fabric seats, consider a Car Loo or a makeshift version.  Even if peeing in the car isn't a turn-on, public bathrooms can be sparse and are often dirty and dangerous in the U.S.  

On the clothing front, don't forget your stealthy options like dark polyester/Spandex bottoms, frilly loose-fitting skirts and "outer" pants like rain or snow pants, or Realtree camo.  Bring plenty of underwear and extra bottoms just in case you get stuck in an unexpected situation and need them.  I like to keep an emergency kit in the trunk or under the front seat at all times.  Contents:  wet wipes, dry pants,  a small absorbent towel or incontinence chair-sized mat & Febreze.

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Things to remember:  If you engage in property destruction without cleaning it up, you'll likely be caught thanks to cameras and payment methods like debit cards that reveal your identity.  This can result in big fines tacked onto your bill if you're lucky.  If you're not?  Jail time.  Exposing yourself to pee in public is illegal in all 50 states, though wetting in public is usually just charged as the lesser crime of "littering".  But things like wetting a hotel bed will likely result in additional fees on top of your regular charges, even if you claim it was an accident.  To avoid this, take any protective gear you own like incontinence mats, diapers, mattress covers and such with you, or pee only in "safe" places like on cement (balcony), the uncarpeted bathroom floor, the tub/sink, outdoors or somewhere without cameras or witnesses.