Real Pisstories: I Peed My Pants At Wal-Mart and Other Tales of Mommy Incontinence

This will be the first in a series of real pee and wetting stories from around the web.  A surprising number of people--women in particular--are sharing detailed accounts of pissing themselves in public & other historically "embarrassing" pee things.  And we're here for it. 

This one is from a blog by The Sadder But Wiser Girl & is entitled "I Peed My Pants At Wal-Mart and Other Tales of Mommy Incontinence".  The author is a Mommy Blogger who recounts tales of happy family chaos, including this gem in which she wets herself in Wal-Mart.  Here's a snippet:

"I study the bag carefully.  It’s only 50 pounds.  I’m not a professional weightlifter, I just say it like that because I have kids that weigh not much less than that who still insist on being carried.  But this bag is just so, BIG.  I figure I can probably slide it onto the bottom part of the cart.  I pulled on the bag, it slid towards me pretty easily.  I grabbed hold of it with all of my might and pulled it off the top of the pile.

And as the bag came off and into my waiting arms, I peed my pants.  That’s right, I dribbled right into my own undies.  I was now at Wal-Mart with a wet crotch, staggering around with a bag of dog food that weighed more than my seven year old son.  I really hope the “People of Wal-Mart” cam didn’t happen to be following me right at that moment.  If so, I can assure you that I am wearing adequate clothing and no children were buried under things in my cart.

I admit it, I’ve dribbled in more places than a leaky garden hose.  Thanks kids."

Full post can be found here.  Another blogger apparently found the story so endearing she reposted it on her own site, which is where I originally stumbled across it.

Stay tuned for the next installment of Real Pisstories!