Friday, February 28, 2025

Women's Piss History Article by ChickFly





For Women's History Month 2023, ChickFly.com decided to go all out & post artwork depicting women pissing along with little informative asides about the time periods they're from.  Some of these works date back to 480 B.C!  How's that for "historical"?  Here's an excerpt from one piece:

"The image below shows an accurate representation of a vulva with hips tilted forward and a strong pee stream. The woman's knees are spread wide apart and she is unrestricted by her garments. She is watching her stream, indicating control and intention - she is not likely to mistakenly pee on her robes."

Or this:

 "Imagine a time when women lived in homes that did not have bathrooms. Instead, they would go pee in their bedroom or private chamber or often just the main room of a one-room dwelling."

Sound titillating?  It is.  Check out the whole series here

They even have free "How to Pee" manuals ladies can sign up for to learn how to pee outside, without TP & in various other interesting ways.  ChickFly is the maker of women's pants that open in the crotch so you can pee easily outdoors.  Like so:





Chickfly:  Pants You Can Pee In

Even with the little doggie (kitty?) door, I'd be tempted to just pee through them.  Then again, I'm a pee perv so there's that.  

Canadian Playwright Talks To Her Bladder in a Fitting Room


Canadian author/playwright Helen C. Escott minces no words about her struggle to keep her pants dry in this cheeky blog post, specfically in the ladies' fitting room while trying on clothes.  She makes the salient point that, if store owners are tired of dressing rooms being pissed in, perhaps they should contain toilets INSIDE the dressing room area along with mirrors and such.  This article is actually suprisingly erotic, with quotes like:

(Horrified). Do not dribble! You squeeze tightly! Do not let one drop fall! (I squeeze my butt cheeks so tight; I could crush a walnut).


But you undid your pants! That means we must pee.


I have to try these pants on. Be good. I haven’t even had a sip of liquid today. There should be nothing in my bladder. You should be empty. I am completely dehydrated.


What can I say, I’m part camel. I store fluids just for times like this. By the way, I don’t think the pants fit. You’re squeezing me too tight. That’s not a good idea. You know we have to pee.
...and:

Uh-oh, why did I try on skinny jeans. (I finally pull them off along with my socks.) Hang on for just a few more minutes. I want to try on the other pair.


That’s not a good idea. I don’t think I’m gonna make it.


Just give me five more minutes and I’ll run to the bathroom.


Can we just pee on the floor? If we were out hiking, you’d just run behind a tree and pee on the floor of the forest.

You'll have to read the article to see if she makes it, but this is an all-too-familiar struggle for too many women of all ages.  The myth that it only happens to women who've given birth and are in their (forgive the pun) GOLDEN years is all wrong.  Incontinence, from mild overactive bladder to total loss of bladder control, strikes women and girls of all ages & reproductive stages, from childless fit athletes in their teens to post-menopausal women with several kids born through the birth canal, which is harder on the pelvic floor than C-Section (though those ladies also aren't exempt).  And of course men can also be affected due to things like enlarged prostate, neurological conditions such as MS or Parkinson's and a lifetime of holding their urine too long, though this tends to be less common.

I wanna give a shout out to this high-profile dignified dame for bringing attention to this issue in a way that's both humorous & relatable.  Wee salute you.  ๐Ÿ’›

Monday, February 24, 2025

Q&A: How Can I Treat UTI Without Antibiotics?





Warning:  This is a bit like the "how can I treat cancer without chemo and radiation" questions.  You "can" try natural and OTC remedies for an infection of the bladder or kidneys, but any nurse or doctor worth their weight in yellow gold will tell you like I'm telling you:  it won't work.  And leaving a UTI untreated puts you at risk for serious organ damage, sepsis and death. 

Just like any other type of infection in the body, UTI is nothing to play around with.  It requires swift and thorough treatment to knock it out and you need to get to the root of WHY it's happening if it's a recurring problem.  And that treatment is antibiotics, and not just "any" antibiotic but the appropriate type to match the strain of bacteria causing your infection--something only a doctor can determine after gathering a urine sample to diagnose what type of infection you have.  If you suspect you have a UTI, please get to the doctor ASAP to get an appropriate diagnosis, rule out other things and get started on an effective treatment.


Now, as for prevention, there's a lot you can do in that regard even if you suffer chronic or hard-to-treat UTI's like me.  Nobody wants to take antibiotics constantly as we've all heard the potential downsides so prevention should be the long-term goal.  Just keep in mind that it's a daily thing & not something to resort to when you start feeling UTI symptoms cropping up.  By then it's already too late.  Unfortunately for women (who suffer far more often from this problem), we can't do much about the proximity of the anus to the urethra, but we can do a lot to keep things clean, dry & soothed down there.  But how does this prevent a bacterial infection?  Allow me to explain. 

I break UTI prevention into two parts:  downstairs (urethral opening leading up to the bladder) & upstairs (mouth leading down to the kidneys).  Let's start with the downstairs, shall we? 

Note:  this is for UTI sufferers for whom the typical preventative tips haven't worked.  If Cystex and cranberry juice work for you, great.  But some of us have tried all the usual things and need to take things to the next level before we start breeding the next strain of antibiotic resistant bacteria in our bodies.  UTI is so rare in men you should suspect an STD if you're male & experience symptoms like burning urination, lower flank pain, urgency or other "typical" UTI symptoms.  Either way, do not hesitate to seek diagnosis & treatment as UTI can be dangerous or fatal if left untreated.



(Text in RED = Stop/Avoid It;   GREEN = Go/Try It)



THE DOWNSTAIRS  ๐Ÿกป



My pee hole burns just looking at this pic.  ๐Ÿ˜ฌ



In the downstairs, preventing irritation and inflammation is key.  While these things don't CAUSE UTI, they allow bacteria to grip onto the urinary tract and can overwhelm the immune cells that would normally attack the nasty little buggers, allowing them to gain a foothold deeper in the body.  Bubble bath gets a bad rap but truly, ANY perfumed or scented product from body wash to bath bombs to shampoo or regular bar soap can irritate the hell right out of your pee hole if given the chance.  If you're a big fan of Bath & Body Works or other strongly scented products, listen up because I'm talking to you

The vagina is a self-cleaning oven that needs ONLY water to clean itself and as much free-flowing air as possible the rest of the time.  (I like to run around pantsless as many evenings as possible to let things "breathe").  While some UTI sufferers are only bothered by sitting in sudsy tubs for 45 minute runs or longer, others will need to experiment with changing up their entire bathing routine.  For some super-duper-sensitive ladies, bathing in general is problematic because they're, for lack of a better term, marinating their private parts in a soup of scented perfumes from their shampoo, conditioner, body wash and soaps even if they aren't applying them directly TO their vagina/vulva. 

In that case, showering would be a safer option.  Avoid all douches & other feminine "cleansing" products or freshening sprays--remember, only water!  (And in no universe should you shove garlic, yogurt or other food items up your birth canal to "treat" UTI.  That's just introducing more "ingredients' with the potential to contaminate the environment with pathogens and upset the delicate pH balance).  When it comes to vaginal health, less is definitely more.

And the irritants don't stop when the bath water goes down the drain:  dark colored panties with a non-cotton crotch, wet/sweaty clothes worn for too long, pads or tampons left unchanged too long, sex toys, scented toilet paper/menstrual products, unclean hands, spermicide, diaphragms, non-lubricated condoms, scented powders...all these things can cause irritation, microscopic cuts or obstruct airflow to the area & promote the growth of bacteria.  And I know it's cliche but avoid holding your urine and go as often as you feel the need, taking the time to fully relax your pelvic muscles and completely empty your bladder before wiping.  And ALWAYS wipe front to backIf you're experiencing diarrhea, immaculate toilet hygiene becomes even more important as bacteria can spread even more easily.  (And it's those pesky bacteria that actually cause the infections).  Consider using wet wipes/baby wipes for diarrheal illnesses, just don't flush them down the toilet as they clog septic tanks.

Oh, and make sure to pee immediately after masturbation or sex to help flush out the urethra, as bacteria can sometimes get pushed into that area by sexual activity.  And it should go without saying but avoid putting things in the vagina after they've been in the anus, as this spreads the offending bacteria directly where it shouldn't be.  



THE UPSTAIRS  ๐Ÿข




From a study on D-Mannose for UTI


What you put into your body via the mouth is just as important as what you do down below when it comes to UTI prevention.  D-Mannose as a first-round of defense is affordable, generally safe & can really be a lifesaver for recurrent UTI's because bacteria don't seem to develop a resistance to it like they do with antibiotics.  D-Mannose is a sugar that occurs naturally in cranberries and flushes out the urinary tract, helping to scrape bacteria from the bladder wall and out of the body when taken with generous amounts of water.  Avoid brands with added cranberry or Vitamin C as these are unnecessarily acidic and can irritate the bladder as you're about to see.  1,500 mg per day of plain D-mannose (or as directed by your doctor) is generally the recommended dose.  I've had luck using it only after "risky" things like masturbation or wearing a wet swimsuit a bit too long, though you'll need to experiment to see what works for you.

For some chronic UTI sufferers, foods and beverages containing citrus, hot/spicy flavor, bitterness or carbonation can irritate the bladder and urethra from the inside and should be limited or avoided.  People with interstitial cystitis know this all too well, but those with chronic UTI may also suffer from a less severe form of bladder irritation from these items, and that irritation can predispose to infection.  Examples include citrus fruits, hot peppers, tomato juice, dark chocolate or coffee, soda and salad dressing.  You can keep a food journal & eliminate things one by one to check for any patterns, or you can just make a concerted effort to cut down on the ones you like the least and add an acid-neutralizing supplement like Prelief when you ingest the others. It's available over-the-counter with no prescription.




Prelief acid reducer



Staying hydrated even when a bathroom isn't nearby or accessible is a challenge sometimes but is even more important for people with recurring UTI than the general population.  Read that again.  Water is needed to dilute and wash bacteria out of the urinary tract regularly--without it, toxic bacteria become too concentrated in the urethra, bladder and kidneys, allowing them to multiply & cause infection.  Plain water is best--avoid diuretics like caffeine, alcohol or soda as much as possible as all 3 of these tend to cause bladder irritation & slight dehydration.  Healthy adults should aim for 1.5 liters of water daily to prevent UTI.  Electrolyte drinks like Pedialyte and Gatorade are okay occasionally, particularly if it's hot outside & you're especially active, but for the most part opt for Spring, Purified or Drinking water.  (Choose distilled water only as a last option as it lacks the vital minerals needed to prevent fractures, heart disease & other serious conditions and it may not hydrate as well as the others).

Note:  If you're experiencing fever, nausea, bloody urine, confusion or cannot control your bladder, seek emergency medical attention.  These can be signs of a complicated UTI that requires immediate medical attention.  Left untreated too long, oral antibiotics may not be sufficient and IV treatment may be needed.  Kidney infection is considered a medical emergency so don't delay diagnosis and treatment if you suspect one.  In people 65 or older and those who are hospitalized, confusion/delirium may be the only symptom of a UTI.  














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Saturday, February 22, 2025

Pee Words: Ondinism





Not to be confused with "Odinism," the creepy cult religion.
  Most of us have heard the term "urolagnia," but how many are familiar with the term Ondinism, it's French counterpart?   In my opinion this word is much cooler, as it lends itself to conjugation better than urolagnia.  For instance, you can't be a "urolagnist" but you can be an Ondinist.  And hoo boy, am I ever one.   Here's the definition of Ondinist provided by La Langue Francaise.com:

Ondinist - Adjective

(Sexuality) Relating to or being adept at ondinism, a sexual practice involving a fascination with or pleasure related to urine.


Touche.  And check out this hilarious graphic on the usage of the word ondinist over time:



Wow, it really shot up there in 2007-2015



You might also be interested to know that the word "Ondinista" translates literally to "water squirrel" in most languages, and that it's worth 10 points in Scrabble.  Or not.  Look, the point here is that the French have some pretty dope words for some pretty niche sex stuff, OK?  Maybe it's time we Americans caught up.  ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ‍♂

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Omo Creator Spotlight:



The following are just a few of my current favorite Omo creators on the various adult video sites out there (mostly Pornhub this time).  Unlike the "Amateur Legends" series, this one will focus on up and cumming stars and those whose content from the last 5-10 years stands out as especially memorable, genuine or groundbreakingly unique to me.  Key words: 
to me.   Follow the links to see what 'cha think!





s3xk1tt3n93 go3s p33 on the balcony.



s3xk1tt3n93 - a variety of silent-ish but realistic desperation, wetting & pissing scenes (balcony, bath tub, Maxi pad, jean skirt).  Includes some super hot angles & outfits.  I have a conspiracy theory that this is SwisherSweetie from Xtube, but please don't hound her about it as she clearly has distanced herself from that identity for whatever reason if so.  (Big "if").  Whoever she is, we stan.

Rosie & Alena - lesbian lovers with beautimous bods and a titillating toybox full of vibrating vaginal... okay I'll stop now.  TL;DR - these 2 are muy caliente ๐ŸŒถ  and occasionally do pee stuff.   ๐Ÿ’ฆ

TeasingTinkles - One of my fave creators who films in HD from the waist down (great angle), holds it in classroom/office settings & is very vocal when she loses control.  More, please.

OMOMOchan - Newer Asian fave who soaks a plethora of outfits after battling a truly full bladder in a number of creative scenarios (pep rally, beauty salon, locked out, etc).  



OMOMOchan soaks jeans in friend's floor



OutdoorWetGirl - Sometimes highly vocal, sometimes silent and usually outdoors.  This thicc girl does lots of public desperation/wetting that's both risque and risky being that it's in public.  

Hayapee - Older Asian fave that's mastered the art of variety, both in creative scenarios (swimming lessons, computer class, gym class) and an array of costumes ranging from "Bunny girl" to office worker.   

DesperationGirl - While she still only has the 2 pee-themed vids up on Pornhub, I have to include her just for that "Closeup pee desperation on a chair" one where she sloooowly leaks while naked on a purple towel, whining & squeaking all the while.  ๐Ÿซ 

Ryubrecht (@Pee_Ryu) - Not big on male wetting due to le gayness, but here's a guy who keeps it in his pants most of the time (a must for me), consistently puts out content & tends to choose clothing and positions I enjoy, such as "deep squat" or casually seated in chair.   

LittleLadyLumi - Whether you're into diaper content or not, hear this:  you'll be glad you checked out LLL if ASMR/hissy pees are your thing.  This hot Finnish lady's got Wetlinda's bladder capacity + the consistently noisiest hisses you've ever heard, guaranteed.  Makes all other PH diaper content seem 'meh' by comparison.  Even if you HATE diaper content, you won't regret closing your eyes and taking in the sweet sounds of her hissy stream.



That's it for now but there'll be more soon.  This is just the first in a series of many Omo Creator Spotlight articles to come.  Feel free to shamelessly plug your fave's profile in the comments under this article!  








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