Pee Words: Ondinism

Not to be confused with "Odinism," the creepy cult religion.  Most of us have heard the term "urolagnia," but how many are familiar with the term Ondinism, it's French counterpart?   In my opinion this word is much cooler, as it lends itself to conjugation better than urolagnia.  For instance, you can't be a "urolagnist" but you can be an Ondinist.  And hoo boy, am I ever one.   Here's the definition of Ondinist provided by La Langue Francaise.com:

Ondinist - Adjective

(Sexuality) Relating to or being adept at ondinism, a sexual practice involving a fascination with or pleasure related to urine.

Touche.  And check out this hilarious graphic on the usage of the word ondinist over time:

Wow, it really shot up there in 2007-2015

You might also be interested to know that the word "Ondinista" translates literally to "water squirrel" in most languages, and that it's worth 10 points in Scrabble.  Or not.  Look, the point here is that the French have some pretty dope words for some pretty niche sex stuff, OK?  Maybe it's time we Americans caught up.  🏃🏽‍♂