Standing To Pee at the Toilet

Just for the hell of it, I tried pissing in the toilet standing up the other day.  Can honestly say I didn't get a single drop on the floor or the toilet seat!  It was actually much easier than expected:  I just took off my pants, left the lid down because what the hell, spread my legs, pulled my vulva up a bit and went for it.  Didn't even need to really "spread" myself or anything.  It's kinda comical that a piss lover like me has gone all my life without trying to pee standing up, but now I can say I've tried it.  Pee bucket list item:  ✔ off.

Shewee sans funnel