Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Seasons of Wetness: Autumn




Ahhh, Autumn.  🍂  Pumpkin Spice Lattes, crunchy leaves, Halloween & crisp shortening days.  Like Spring, Autumn is an "in-between" season--not too hot & not too cold--which makes it perfect for both indoor and outdoor wetting fun. 

High school & college football are in full swing early in the Fall.  For an exciting public pee challenge, slap on some stealthy black polyester tights or bicycle pants with some warmer top layers and a coat, cover your lap with a fuzzy blanket & let loose in the stands or while standing/sitting on the hill & cheering on the home team.  If you prefer a more private setting, bring the party home & get spurty in your own living room while watching the game on TV.  If you actually PLAY football you can discreetly go through your compression tights like NFL star Channing Crowder, who admitted to wetting himself every game of his 6-year NFL career.   🏈

Coffee fans can make the most of pumpkin spice & salted caramel season by drinking & serving these flavored hot drinks throughout the Fall as pee fuel in the form of lattes & other yummy caffeinated hot beverages.  Chai tea is another Fall favorite.  Caffeine is a diuretic that increases the frequency, urgency & amount of urine output so don't hold back on these supercharged treats!  Adding a bit of alcohol can double the effect since booze is also a diuretic.  Pumpkin Spice White Russians, mulled wine & Poison Apple Cocktails offer a more "adult" way to tank up while getting in the Autumn spirit. 

Fall is the ideal time to take ambling nature walks & enjoy other outdoor activities that couldn't be fully appreciated in the Summer due to the oppressive heat.  Bonfires, camping & other daytime outings offer the perfect opportunity to wet yourself while enjoying the beautiful falling leaves & striking colors.  Other outdoor faves include wetting while turkey hunting, bike riding, winery touring & raking/playing in huge piles of leaves. 



Halloween:  Even superheroes have to pee.  🦇



Fall also has some great omo-friendly holidays, Halloween being the most beloved.  A corn maze or pumpkin patch can be a wetter's paradise if you're careful & discreet.  Corn mazes provide the "I got lost" excuse, while you can do the stealthy wetting thing at the pumpkin patch with the appropriate clothing.  Ditto for hayrides & apple-picking, 2 more Autumn favorites.  For Halloween itself, you can try wetting yourself in a haunted house, using "I was scared!" as your excuse.  Or secretly let go in spurts as you trick-or-treat (or hand out candy) on that cold October evening.  It's dark & you'll be in a costume (that may or may not include a mask that conceals your identity).  Make the most of it.  Just make sure to dress for the icy weather and again, be discreet.  The last thing you want to do is expose unwilling people to your fetish.  🎃

While most of us aren't blessed to have a whole table full of Omo-loving friends, those who do can plan a pissy Friendsgiving involving lots of tasty food, beverages & wet pants. You can also schedule a remote gathering with your online Omo buddies over Zoom or Skype instead--think holding contests or Thanksgiving-themed pee games.  Either way, you can surely work wet pants into your Thanksgiving one way or another, even if it's just some solo fun.  Sure beats political arguments at the dinner table with your crazy Uncle Rufus.  🦃  

Popular Autumn Clothes to Wet:  Capri pants, harem pants, cargo pants, casual joggers/gym pants, yoga pants, tights/leggings, jeggings, jumpsuits, accordion skirts, Halloween costumes.  


A day in the woods well-spent!


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