Real Pisstories: The Night I Wish I Knew Kegels

Oh, this one is HOT.  Highly detailed and involves a bit of car wetting followed by a full-on piss-soak.  The author is another Mommy Blogger, podcaster & Emmy Award-Winning Journalist Heather Brooker.  It involves a party, some drinks, an unexpected detour and... well, see for yourself.  Here's a snippet:

"As these thoughts are running through my mind, a trickle of pee starts to find its way to the surface.  It was happening. I was still a good 4 minutes from my house, plenty of time to release a load of urine all over myself.  So I started distraction techniques that were vaguely similar to birthing techniques. Breath, in and out. Short breaths. Squeeze!! Then I saw my house. Every turn, every bump felt like a thousand needles in my crotch. I wasn’t going to make it."
 
"It was happening. I was still a good 4 minutes from my house, plenty of time to release a load of urine all over myself.  So I started distraction techniques that were vaguely similar to birthing techniques. Breath, in and out. Short breaths. Squeeze!! Then I saw my house. Every turn, every bump felt like a thousand needles in my crotch. I wasn’t going to make it."

The only part I did NOT like was the buzzed driving.  If you drank enough booze to need to pee that bad, you're too intoxicated to drive safely.  Stop that.  You can read the full (sexy and hilarious) post here.  

All About: Pad Wetting!

This Q&A is a bit different.  It's a question posed by me, to me.  And I guess to you guys out there in Readerland. 

I was watching an Omo vid recently (what's new?) and the girl was pissing in a pad.  She said "Oh, I haven't done this in a long time" (hot) which got me thinking: how common is it for women to pee in menstrual pads just to see what it's like?  They're kinda like mini-diapers in a way, or at least the closest thing most of us will get to a diaper until it's time to actually wear one for incontinence.  I know most women don't do it often, and menstrual pads don't hold urine the way incontinence pads or diapers do, but I have to wonder how many ladies have tried it as an "experiment" at least once just to see what it's like.  

Upon searching this question on The Google, I see I'm not the only one to think of it:

Reddit (/r/TooAfraidToAsk)

Reddit (/r/AskWomen)

Quora

I'm sure us Omo freaks have thought about/tried this plenty, but I'm talking about those without the kink.  Perhaps this could be a gateway into the pee life for some?  Here's what some of the answers on Quora said:

"3 complete pissings".  Yeah, okay.  

I question anyone who claims ANY pad, including an incontinence pad, can hold a whole bladder of pee, as even a thick pull-up can't do that for me, but there you have it.  There are surprisingly few pad-pissing vids on the porno tubes compared to all the other niche wetting and pee vids, which is strange to me since people love female wetting so much and this is a decidedly feminine product.  I find it hotter than diaper wetting since pads tend to overflow easier and there's more to "see," but that's just me.  (LittleLadyLumi has one of the hottest wetting vids I've seen with her soaking a pad in bed.  The hissing sound is out of this world, and she completely soaks her bed).  

Volume WAY up

I usually wet at least one pad per month and they definitely soak through quickly, but it does increase the length of time I can leak before soaking through my pants when I'm doing the gradual spurting thing.  It feels almost identical to a diaper in terms of the warmth and texture too.  I urge all the ladies who've ever had this passing thought to give it a try!  In private, of course.  As stated, these pads do NOT hold much urine at all so don't blame me if you end up soaking your pants with one on.  

I'm surprised there aren't more pad-specific Omo sub-fetishes I guess.  Have you ever pissed a menstrual pad to see what it was like?  

Quickie Pσrn Review: Girl Hypnotized to Orgasm While Peeing

 

"Are we ready, then?"

"One... two... three!"

"Let it all go now."

"Say hello to everyone on Fetlife"



Whew.  This 13:14 minute video is incredibly hot and very different from most wetting vids.  It's narrated by a hypnotist who appears to actually be doing this for real based on the subject's realistic response.  The premise is that every time he counts to a certain number, she's to release a spurt of pee into her panties.  It will feel "cheeky and naughty" like when she was a girl doing it for the first time.  Every time she does, her climax is going to increase in strength.  She's masturbating the whole time.

The guy's voice is by no means sexy and actually quite creepy at times.  But you quickly get past that because what's in front of the camera is so hot.  Sometimes he counts slowly and throws in an "extra" number (2.5, 2.7, etc) before hitting the magic numeral, at which point the subject lets go a spurt on cue like clockwork.  This is why I suspect it's real--she does exactly as she's directed and doesn't let go until the pre-agreed upon number is reached.  But I'd really love to know for sure.  I've never seen hypnotism used in this way (minus hypnotists instructing someone to wet themselves for laughs in front of a crowd) and find it very intriguing.  

In fact, I swear I feel myself falling into some kind of trance while watching this.  I'd love to link it here but can't thanks to the whiny baby who reported a similar article.  If you'd like the link, hit me up on X @Floodgaytes or search the exact title ("Girl Hypnotized to Orgasm While Peeing") with quotation marks around it on Google videos.  Hoping someone with tech know-how downloads or otherwise saves/archives this one for our future viewing pleasure.