Pissmas Shopping Made Easy

LOL.

Christmas, or as we urophiles call it, "Pissmas," is just around the corner.  If you're looking for the perfect weird, humorous pee-related gifts for the Omo lover in your life, urine luck!  (If that's just you don't feel bad.  We can't all be lucky enough to have IRL piss pals).  Some of these items would make excellent Dirty Santa gifts for normie friends or coworkers, and all are a great way to drop a heavy hint that you're into pee play, wink-wink. 

Since you've all been very naughty boys and girls this year, here are some of my fave finds from online shopping sites:  

Cafepress gear.

For the Golden Shower lover in your life.

No subtlety here!  

Some golden Etsy finds.

...and some humorous home decor:  

From Zazzle.com

Desperate man light switch cover

Bonanza.com find for the ardent Trump supporter...

....and one for the Trump hater.  Something for everybody!

Oh, and if you're looking for a more hardcore gift, check out Meo.de, which has multiple piss-specific sex toys and contraptions (mostly for men it looks like).  Like this:

I read it 20 times and still don't understand...

More about the Urine "Recycler" System.

Drink up, pee slaves.

Personally I don't need anything that high tech.  I'd be absolutely ecstatic to get some new wetting undies and a replacement for the cheapo sex toy I broke (woopsie).  But I'll have to buy that myself since I'm single.  My dream Omo gift at this moment would probably be a year's supply of Pull-Up style diapers so I could just piss without a care and ditch the laundry for a while!  But with the price of padding these days there's no chance I'll be purchasing them myself.  Boo.

What are you asking Santa to leave under YOUR Pissmas tree this year, flooded friends?