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Monday, December 29, 2025
How to Win a Pee-Holding Contest
So you're having a pee holding contest with a friend. Maybe it's in person, maybe virtual. Either way, you both know how this is gonna end--with wet pants. That in itself is hot, but you def don't wanna be the 1st to lose control, especially if there's any kind of bet or wager riding on it. What are some tricks you could use to hold longer or make the other person burst first, you ask? That depends on the rules you set beforehand, but here are a few ideas:
Turn off the A/C. Or turn it UP if trying to make your opponent break. Cold air increases urinary urgency so make your place a comfy warmer temperature to gain a competitive edge. If you're at their place, you're outta luck unless you can sneak & adjust the temperature.
Play a game. Challenge your opponent to an easy game like Tic Tac Toe while you hold, or play a game solo. Evidence shows this helps occupy your mind and take it off your bladder when you can't get to a bathroom. Or won't get to one, in this case.
Repeat a mantra to yourself over and over. "Om mani padme hum" is popular, or try "I am in control of my bladder." Imagine the words filling up the "screen" of your mind, stacking on top of each other as you say them. Then clear the "screen" and start again.
Do Kegels. Kegels involve squeezing and relaxing the muscle you use to cut off your urine stream.
Distract yourself mentally. Work your visualization skills as hard as your pelvic floor. Imagine a dry baren desert with tumbleweeds and cacti. Sing "100 bottles (empty) of beer" silently, count sheep. Or camels. Anything to give your brain a specific task & take your mind off your aching bladder. If you meditate regularly, this should come easily.
Challenge your opponent to rub their pudendal nerve, aka that spot at the top of their butt crack that sort of dents in. Time them for 3-5 seconds. They'll likely look at you like you're crazy but this is a well-known way to trigger urination.
Change positions. When a severe wave of urgency hits, move your body into a different position. If your legs are crossed, uncross them and vice versa. Put an arm above your head, raise your leg up if sitting. See what works best and then try to hold that position for 3-5 minutes before moving again.
Fart (carefully) if necessary. Excess gas can put pressure on the bladder, so don't be shy about letting it out during a holding contest. Just don't FORCE it out or you may break the seal and lose.
Spurt in a menstrual pad. Okay, so this one is cheating but just a little! If you're one of the people who can leak without losing control, wear a thick super absorbent pad and spurt to relieve pressure as needed. But be warned: pads do NOT hold a full bladder of pee so you'll be busted and lose if you go too much.
Holding contests are a great excuse to wet yourself or have a friend do so in a way that doesn't seem too sexual. It's kinda like 'Truth or Dare' but involving both of you so there's an equal chance you lose control & "embarrass yourself" in front of them. Just be sure not to drink too much liquid in a short time or hold to the point of severe pain, as this can be dangerous & occasionally deadly. Always listen to your body and stop if things start feeling truly painful or uncomfortable.
And remember: there are no true losers in a pee-holding contest. Either way one or both of you will wet your pants which is a win.
Friday, December 26, 2025
Grossed Out By Someone's Piss Kink? Read Here.
"Eww, you have a piss kink?! How could anyone find that... sexy?"
Oh what a quaint little statement by someone who has almost certainly done one (or more) of the following without even considering it "exotic" or kinky:
- Eating bloody pussy
- Swallowing male jizz
- Butt fucking or worse, ass-licking
All of the above are OBJECTIVELY more unsanitary/risky than pee play. Even pee-drinking, which most of us don't do, would be biologically safer than the three acts listed above. I know turn-ons/turn-offs aren't always logical & they certainly can't be "reasoned" away. But it's worth noting here because people truly don't seem to get the relative risk of other sex acts compared with pee play.
Blood, semen & (especially) feces are all high-risk bodily fluids in terms of disease transmission. Blood, semen & vaginal fluid carry HIV, hepatitis C and the whole range of STDs, some of which are incurable (herpes) or cause cancer (HPV). Even breastmilk, which is universally viewed as healthy, transmits a vast number of diseases including Zika, Ebola, monkeypox and COVID as well as hepatitis C and HIV. Feces carries all of that PLUS the risks of fecal-oral diseases like:
- Norovirus
- Shigella (a cause of dysentery)
- Cholera
- E. Coli
- Salmonella Typhii (Typhoid fever)
- Polio
- H. pylori (the cause of stomach ulcers)
- Giardia
- Toxoplasmosis (one cause of schizophrenia)
- Tapeworms
- Hepatitis A & E
Basically, any disease you can contract from not washing your hands after pooping, drinking 3rd world contaminated water or literally eating sh*t can be contracted by licking someone's asshole. The anus is one of those things you can scrub until you're blue in the face but it will NEVER be 100% germ-free. Neither will the genitals, but the presence of feces is what makes assplay so risky. While the male prostate is accessible through the backpassage, women have no such structure or organ there so the obsession with anal is most certainly a result of porn-induced brainwashing... at least for women. In fact anal sex is far more likely to be painful or, at best, uncomfortable for women than to be actually pleasurable. Yet here we are. (I'm sure some women get a mental thrill from it, but the anus is simply not a sex organ for women so the popularity of this act doesn't jibe with the biological reality).
Pee comes from the sex organs. A full bladder presses on the female g-spot; peeing and "squirting" are biologically indistinguishable. Peeing is a somewhat taboo, private affair for adults. So a piss kink at least makes sense from a "why would you be into that?" standpoint. Yet people still behave as if it's some alien concept and perhaps the weirdest thing they've ever heard of. Even on pee forums people consistently ask "What caused your piss kink?" as if the idea itself is wholly unthinkable. Unlike male semen, urine doesn't contain the literal stench of death (putrescine and cadaverine) so there's that. Most importantly, it doesn't transmit STDs or fecal-oral diseases like so many acts people consider "vanilla". Urine is comparable to tears or saliva in disease transmission risk, and the smell can be reduced by simply being well-hydrated.
Maybe porn is to blame for normalizing dangerous, unsanitary acts to such a degree? Even so, there's no excuse for such backward views and lack of disease risk knowledge. Your disgust is BADLY misplaced, and I say that from the most objective, falsifiable position possible. (We all have our biases when it comes to sex but hopefully I've offered enough scientific/medical reasons to rethink this issue). You have every right to refuse to participate in someone's piss kink, but please don't act like it's the most disgusting thing you've ever heard.
FWIW, I don't want pee anywhere near my face and certainly not in my mouth. I'm not directly attracted TO urine itself, though this varies depending on which piss kinkster you talk to. For me it's just another amazing sensation (full bladder, wetting, peegasm, etc). I like it because it feels good, which is about as boring and basic an explanation as you can get when it comes to fetishes. Unlike BDSM it doesn't involve enduring pain or inflicting pain on others, so in that sense it's more "ethical" than one of the most common kinks in existence.
And if you still aren't convinced, check out Wikipedia's master list of paraphilias. I guarantee you'll find some of those more troubling, repulsive and wtf-worthy than a lil' old piss kink.
Sunday, December 21, 2025
Lazy Day Wetting: Activities & Tips
Everybody loves a laid-back, relaxing 'do-nothing' day. Nothing to do, nowhere to be, no deadlines or pressures. Whatever you do is by choice. Waking up without an alarm & taking things slow...
If there's one thing that can take your relaxation to the next level, it's casual wetting. Simply peeing where you sit, stand or lie instead of interrupting your 'zen' to go sit on a cold hard toilet conserves energy & gives you more time to actually enjoy your day. (And of course the warmth & wetness don't hurt in the comfy/cozy department). Whether you wear pants or diapers, skipping the toilet is guaranteed to turn a 'nice lazy day' into the most melty, snug, inviting, rapturous & restorative day ever!
Since so many people have a hard time getting out of "work mode" and relaxing, I've included some suggestions for lazy day activities that are low-effort & fun. They just so happen to lend themselves well to wetting. At the bottom are tips for keeping your fun as mess-free as possible. I try to have one casual wetting day per week (sometimes more) and it hasn't negatively affected my bladder control or caused any other problems.
Gaming: Whether competing against a friend or playing solo, video gaming is a favorite chill day activity for people of all ages. Face off on a system like Nintendo Wii or Playstation, or try to beat your high score on an older system like Sega Genesis or original Nintendo. Computer games are another fun option that can take your mind off your responsibilities. And who wants to get up, pause the game & use the toilet when trying to focus on the game? Not us!
Reading: When's the last time you got lost in a good book? Like, lost enough to not realize you had to pee until it was so urgent you ended up letting go in your pants? No matter your answer, it's TOO LONG!
Spa Day/Self-Care: Nothing is more rejuvenating on a lazy day than devoting time to self-care and grooming. Mani/pedis, mud masks, eyebrow plucking/waxing, long hot baths, hair masks, exfoliating, foot soaks, massages... any kind of self-maintenance is great. And spa days are for EVERYONE--men and women alike. Because nobody likes looking crusty these days. Imagine dipping your feet in a hot Epsom salt soak while a wet spot spreads on your lap. Mmm.
Gardening: Plant lovers often use their lazy days to tend to their garden. Planting seeds, pulling weeds, harvesting fruits/veggies/herbs, watering & feeding flowers... all of these require some degree of mental focus & manual labor. So why not reduce your workload by killing two birds with one stone? Pee your pants in the garden! Beats tracking mud through the house on the way to the shitter.
Napping: Ahhh (yawn). Regular short naps (10-30 minutes) have been shown to improve cardiovascular health, focus, mood & immune function among other things. And who wants to interrupt their slumber to get up and pee? Again, not me!
Movie Marathon: Movie marathons are a chill way to enjoy your day off. Pick a theme like "seasonal/festive" or "all Documentaries" and let the (pissy) fun begin! Create a movie theater like setting with popcorn & soda, the latter of which will fuel your need to wee.
Crafting: You needn't be "good" at arts & crafts to ENJOY them. Repetitive tasks like knitting or sewing and creative crafts like collage-making or scrapbooking add a dash of color to your day while providing a good excuse to have a woopsie.
Chores: Lez be real--even on "off" days most of us end up devoting at least some of the time to errands & chores out of necessity. Boo. But chores need not be mundane or tedious. Just tank up, hold a while and release your pee in leaks & spurts as you wash dishes, fold laundry, take out the trash or knock out other dull tasks. Make it a game to see how long you can drag out the fun before losing control.
Masturbation: A steamy pee-n-play sesh is the perfect way to end your lazy day. Orgasms improve sleep & aid in overall relaxation/anxiety relief, and peegasms take the ecstasy of your orgasm to a whole new level. I'll always believe peegasms are, for women, the greatest physical sensation one can experience. Well, I've never tried the Sybian before... it does look awesome. But letting your bladder go at the second of orgasm has to be a close second. (Sorry, guys. Peegasms are rare for men but you can still let go before, during or after your playtime... just not right at the moment of orgasm).
Protecting Surfaces & Avoiding Mess
While letting go in your pants is indeed relaxing, there's nothing LESS chill than creating extra messes for yourself to clean up. Luckily there are lots of affordable options that'll allow you to go in your clothes without destroying furniture or leaving unwanted smells/stains behind.
Diapers: This can include anything from incontinence pads & period panties to plastic pants, pull-ups and tab diapers. A super absorbent diaper is your best choice for enjoying the fun of wetting (with extra warmth due to the padding) without making a mess.
Incontinence Mat: My incontinence mat is the best Omo investment I ever made, and it was under $20 and delivered to my door by Amazon. They come in countless sizes, shapes & price ranges and can be rewashed daily for years if you get a quality brand. Just pee on the mat & throw in the wash afterward--no extra steps required. It can be picked up and moved from room to room which is super convenient. I usually pile a towel on top just to be SURE and protect my bedding, but they generally hold a whole void without issue.
Mattress Protector: If you love bed wetting, a quality mattress protector is an obvious choice. Unlike an incontinence mat, it fits over the entire surface of your mattress just like a regular bed sheet & typically tucks in around the edges. And they generally do a solid job of keeping your mattress dry when peed on. Bonus: mattress covers extend the life of your mattress overall by protecting it from dirt, dust mites, shed skin cells, spills & other forms of damage besides pee.
Waterproof Blanket: These are a newer invention and I'm intrigued. The Love Blanket is a popular name brand but there are generic options as well. They look just like a regular fuzzy blanket but are totally waterproof, making them useful for sex, wetting or everyday spills.
Towels & Regular Blankets: A thick beach or bath towel can be used alone or on top of other absorbent options to protect your floors, seats & bedding. If one towel is good, two are better. And make sure to double up by folding them once or twice for added protection. A quilt or other (non-waterproof) blanket can be used the same way, but wash these items ASAP after using to keep the smell of pee from setting in.
Puppy Pads: Think of these as the Poor Man's Incontinence Mat. Puppy pads are disposable and some contain icky chemicals so do your due diligence, but in a pinch they're better than nothing if you already have them lying around. But be warned: they don't absorb nearly as much liquid as other options like an incontinence mat or towel.
As an added tip, try to avoid peeing anywhere that can't be laundered: cloth furniture, carpeted floors, air vents, unprotected car seats or mattresses. While clothes & other things that can go in the wash are generally easy to keep looking and smelling fresh, the same is not true for big items that can't be laundered. This isn't a job for Febreze or Glade--you need to actually wash the urine out of the item by hand or in the washer. Try to do that within 12 hours for best results.
Tuesday, December 16, 2025
"Are You Sure About This?"
This incredibly detailed account of a mother trying to decide whether to stop the car or piss herself was an unexpected find. (Actually, whether to piss her kid's diaper). I was searching for something else--I forget what--and happened upon a blog entry by Sonya Spillmann that I just had to share. The below is just an excerpt; the full post can be viewed on her blog at the blue link.
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"Are You Sure About This?"
by Sonya Spillmann Ok. If I stay in the car: worst case scenario? I pee my pants.
If I wake them up and go in? They will probably cry. It’s possible I’ll be able to hold it till I sit down properly in a stall, but sometimes my bladder is like a barn-sour horse—it knows what’s about to happen so it starts to run home. I picture myself with urine dribbling down my legs, walking like I’m in a three legged race with the carseat banging against my leg, lift-carrying a screaming noodle-limp tantruming toddler and collecting all the crap that's falling out of my diaper bag. If we make it through that, it’s possible the kids scream bloody-murder in the car for the next four hours and be cranky for the next two days before I turn around and come right back home.
My throat tightens. My face sours. Water will either spill from my eyes or my undercarriage. I need to act quick. I have two sleeping kids, two-thirds of the trip left, and a topped off bladder.
Then, just like that, as if the Spirit whispers it in my ear and some fairy blows glitter onto my thoughts: You have diapers. And then it all clicks into place like a puzzle. Diapers. A portable potty. Plastic bags. I’m the MacGyver of motherhood.
Time is ticking, no time to think. The bomb will explode. I grab a diaper. No, two. I take a second to appreciate the inane discrepancy between the size of adult diapers we use in the hospital versus these itty-bitty newborn size 1s and I do my best baby pee : adult pee / kilogram estimation, as objectively as if I’m trying to convert how much infants tylenol to give a grownup for a fever.
I stack the two diapers. Put them inside the plastic grocery bag—a safety net, if you will—and smooth it all out nicely before placing the portable potty on top. I raise my rear, thighs bumping up against the steering wheel, and slide the whole jury rigged pee catcher underneath me.
I’m now under what a weather forecaster might call a Flash Flood Warning. Baby diapers don’t do well in a deluge. The sound changes, for one. From the dull thudding to a tinkling smack. Liquid onto liquid. I didn’t prepare for this. I cannot see, but sense, that my urine is pooling in the grocery bag. Then, the bag’s center of gravity shifts and I feel it begin to move beneath me. I try, oh God do I try, but I cannot slow down what I have set into motion. No amount of squeezing or praying will prevent the levee from breaching. I’m overwhelmed by my impending doom.
Pee goes everywhere.
Afterwards, in a physical relief I can only describe as an intoxicated euphoria, I lift my body up, awkwardly reach down and grab the potty seat, the bag, and try my best to not further desecrate the car’s upholstery. I tie the sloshing contents up tight, its knotted loops remind me of cute bunny ears.
Saturday, December 13, 2025
Elephant in the Room: Exhibitionism, Property Destruction & Non-Consent in the Piss Kink Community
Hey piss kinksters: Give the extreme exhibitionism and sexual deviancy a rest.
No, I'm not referring to your kink or fetish. I'm talking about the non-consensual exhibitionistic acts people keep showing up in the news for. This gives us all a bad look and will eventually get you arrested. And it's not just the content creators and "pissers" who are wrong here--it's everybody who likes, shares, leaves a comment of approval on, buys or otherwise cheers on their antisocial behavior online.
Sex acts fall into only one of two categories: consensual or rape. Defiling products meant for human consumption is clearly in the latter category, and it's a special kind of vile. A story is currently circulating about an OnlyFans creator who tampered with food in the supermarket, pissing directly into it for Livestream content. "Kinki Kelli" she's called, but her real name is Kelli Tedford of New Hampshire. And she didn't stop there, allegedly pissing up a hotel lobby after her initial arrest. The deplorable photo above is from her porn creator account, where she makes money committing illegal acts.
Here's what a friend had to say in her "defense":

Having a kink does NOT justify defacing property or tampering with food products.
Then there's this creep. A special kind of demented, he walks through malls & other highly public places, asking "cute girls" (age unknown) for directions to a bathroom while intentionally pissing his pants and recording it. He's cheered on by his many followers on X.com.
No friends, this has nothing to do with Omorashi or a pee kink and EVERYTHING to do with escalating deviant behavior we see in people with porn/sex addiction. It's what happens when one gets so desensitized to extreme sexual content that they need increasingly risky, deviant or violent content/behavior to attain the same rush, and there's no bottom to where it can end up. "Extreme" can include violence, sex acts with minors/animals, high-risk behaviors like pissing in the middle of Walmart... anything taboo or forbidden. It's why taking periodic breaks from porn & going outside to touch grass is so important. For everyone.
Some things are forbidden or "naughty" due to outdated cultural, religious or social norms while others are considered taboo because they're demonstrably wrong or harmful. Anything involving lack of consent--especially to this degree--is the bad kind of taboo. More importantly, it's illegal.
An Explanation, Not an Excuse
That's not to excuse the behavior of these grown-ass people. You can't blame porn, alcohol or anything else for what they CHOOSE to do. It's an explanation, not an excuse. And I suspect that some of the women doing these humiliating/risky things are being forced or coerced by abusive boyfriends/wannabe porn producers or even pimps and Johns. (Beloved Omo creator Peachypoppy recently detailed the Hell she went through with her abusive boyfriend/porn producer before breaking free only when he died, and I suspect this is a lot more common than anyone wants to talk about).
In these super-public wetting vids, the camera is always trained on a woman while the man filming it remains unknown (it's always a man). Otherwise these women have gotta be on hard drugs like meth that destroy dopamine receptors & desensitize the brain to deviant shit directly because no woman alive would willingly humiliate herself like that, risking her freedom and potentially ruining her reputation for LIFE by pulling these highly public stunts. Is anyone looking into the people surrounding Kelli Tedford who stand to profit from her illegal acts? I'd bet my left kidney there's a nameless, faceless boyfriend-slash-pimp putting her up to it.
Doing sexual shit without consent is bad by any measure and tantamount to rape in many aspects. But to defile items meant for human consumption or KILL a beta fish in the name of selling niche porn content is a different kind of low. It borders on bioterrorism because you've broken the safety seal on a consumable product and introduced a contaminant that could sicken or, in theory, kill someone with a weakened immune system. And you DID kill the animal.
I sincerely hope everyone struggling with porn/sex addiction (or whatever tf kind of addiction is propelling this behavior) gets the help they need BEFORE they end up behind bars. To those who get off on the lack of consent, the exhibitionism & destruction of property: you BELONG there. Especially you cowards working the camera while all these women humiliate themselves publicly & risk their freedom/future to earn YOU money. Here's hoping you get caught & prosecuted before you harm anyone else. Ditto all the porno sites that literally pay creators to produce illegal material. Whether intentional or not, you're incentivizing this behavior.
YOUR KINK OR SEXUAL COMPULSION IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR BREAKING THE LAW & VIOLATING OTHERS, even if it's a popular kink. You WILL be called out for this kind of sick, psychopathic shit by at least one person (me) even if you're surrounded by a million yes-men who cheer you on. If I can identify your location or Metadata/IP address, I'll turn it over to the authorities. None of this is acceptable and if you're not doing your part to stop it, you are the problem. If your "content" depends on non-consent or other outright illegal behaviors, it needs to be shut down and permanently banned from all paying websites. As long as the profit motive is there, the behavior will continue. Hopefully we see the sites themselves held accountable in court for paying these perverts to produce illegal material.
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