The Infinite Hotness of Pee Math

When a person is in a truly desperate situation, their mind starts spinning a hundred miles per second.  Having a full bladder that threatens to release itself publicly in your pants or burst can leave you in a tight spot indeed.  This is where a person often starts doing "Pee Math," aka asking themselves hypothetical questions about various choices they could make.  Pee math generally starts with the least offensive option--making it home to pee or similar--before devolving into a series of mini-negotiations as they realize they're not making it home.  It can include calculating distance to the nearest bathroom, number of drinks consumed, minutes until your next stop or other non-numerical details related to your urgency.


Here's a fictional scenario full of examples:   

"Okay, I've got 5... MAYBE 10 minutes until I wet myself.  No, definitely five.  Max.  I drank 3 drinks and one water, that's, hmmm...."

(11 minutes later)

"Of course I could just slip into this alleyway and pull my pants down and pee like a sane person.  No, that's dangerous!  It's a dark alley.  Keep walking.  Just a block more to go, give or take."

(6 minutes later)

"So if I DID wet myself, I could just say I spilled a drink or got splashed by a car or something.  If anyone asks."  

(2 agonizing minutes later)

"How much can I unzip my fly without it being obvious?  Fuck it.  Beats the alternative."

(In real physical pain, no idea how many minutes later)

"So I think I'm definitely gonna pee.  But would it be better to try & hold it all, or let a little go to relieve pressure?  I think I could get away with a few spurts."

Get it?  "Pi-Pi?"

Thus begins the slippery slope (literally) of convincing yourself to go "just a little more".  You stop beside your car before entering, looking around to make sure the coast is clear.  After some serious concentration you're able to spurt for about 1 second and stop.  Whew!  See?  Not so bad.  You get strapped into the car, seatbelt cutting into your bulging bladder.  Uh-oh.  Well if it worked the first time, why not do it again?  Oh, that one was a tad longer and you barely had to pause and think first!  But DAMN it felt good.  Good thing you have leather seats. Okay, only 2 minutes to the first stoplight.  We'll reassess then....

By the time you arrive home your pants and car seat are flooded.  THAT'S the magic of pee math.  I've gotten so desperate it feels like my brain is failing altogether so I can definitely relate.  As a kid I'd tell myself "just a little more leaking won't hurt" until I'd emptied my entire bladder in my pants, which usually got me in huge trouble.  The mind does funny things when the bladder is desperate for release.  

Q&A: Where Can I Pee in My Room & Not Get Caught?

 

Well, since I don't know the layout of your room I can't guarantee an accurate answer.  But I'll try my best.  It also depends on your reasons for doing this:  are you looking for a convenient place to pee in the night and save yourself a bathroom trip, or is this for sexual pleasure/excitement?  No judgment here.  😏

Assuming your "room" is a standard bedroom and not a basement or garage, it likely has some combo of the following items:  a bed, a trash receptacle, a closet, a nightstand, a chair & some windows.  The bad news:  Pee is inherently messy--it smells, has a yellow color that can stain fabrics, and it can sometimes come out faster & more abundantly than we planned.  The good news is you can minimize the damage by carefully choosing when, where & how you pee. 

The best options for truly avoiding a mess are products made to absorb urine, such as an incontinence mat or a diaper.  Both of these can be ordered online for affordable prices.  My washable incontinence mat cost under $20 and has lasted countless washes.  I sometimes wake up, piss on my mat, toss it face up on the floor and go back to sleep, washing it in the morning.  Waterproof mattress covers serve the same purpose.  And that purpose is:  protecting your mattress, which soaks up pee like a sponge & can't fit in the washing machine.  

Which brings us to our next point:  NEVER pee on an unprotected mattress, carpet, air vent or other things that can't be laundered!

Now, to answer the question:

Trash Can - Sit on the trash can and treat it like a toilet, letting go through your undies or directly into it.  If your can is aluminum/tin you can pee straight into it; if wicker or another porous material it should be lined with a trash bag first. 

Plastic Bottle (Male) - If you're a guy, you can empty your bladder directly into a plastic soda bottle or similar container.  This can be as convenient as it is exciting, just remember to dump and toss it ASAP.  Nothing reeks like weeks old rotting piss, and few things are as disgusting as mistaking said urine for a refreshing Mountain Dew on a hot summer's day.  🤮

Towel/Blanket/Quilt - Peeing into an absorbent material like this feels very good, and these items can be popped right in the wash afterward.  'Nuff said.

My messy wetting in a paper bowl

Paper Bowl/"Makeshift Japanese Toilet" - Squat over a Dixie paper bowl with undies on or off and let it fly.  (Your stream is more likely to go wonky & miss the bowl if you wear undies or pants, so plan accordingly).  I like to put a couple towels around/under my bowl when I play this game.  You can even set up your phone & watch yourself as you fill the bowl, but again, do NOT forget to dispose of the video/photo evidence afterward!

Uncarpeted Floor - If your floor is linoleum, wood or another uncarpeted material, you can pee directly on it without causing a permanent stain/stench as long as you mop it up immediately afterward.  Use a wet washcloth or Swiffer pad followed by a dry rag/paper towel.

Out the Window (Male) - Dudes with a window can simply prop it open, aim & fire... provided the stream won't end up on a high-traffic balcony & it's dark enough outside not to get busted.  Ideally the window should be on the 1st floor & lead directly outside to the grass.  Having a window with these features also allows you to pee in things like a thick shoebox, trashcan or bowl and dump it quickly/conveniently without leaving your room.

Other:  A couple rolled up washcloths in your underwear can offer MILD absorption in the absence of a diaper or incontinence pad.  The same is true for menstrual pads, but do not expect either of them to hold an entire bladder's worth of pee.  Disposable puppy pads are sometimes used for floor pees but like the aforementioned options, these aren't generally absorbent enough to hold a large amount of human pee.  A cloth option like a towel or incontinence mat is usually going to be more effective.





Laundry, Hydration & Other Stealth Tips

Wash peed clothes ASAP so the stain & smell don't set in

Staying well hydrated with plain water will help dilute your urine, reducing both the smell & the color (though not entirely!). If you live with roommates, consider waiting until they're in bed or away from home to indulge in this kind of activity, especially if you don't have a lock on your door.*  And if you still live "at home" with your parents, always do your own laundry as this increases your privacy greatly.  Only doing laundry occasionally when you've wet something will raise questions & eyebrows.  👀

As for the laundry bit, there's nothing special you need to do or buy to get pee out of clothes or other fabrics--just wash them within 12 hours (max).  The sooner the better.  If you can't wash right away, run them under the sink or bath tub faucet to manually rinse out some of the offending liquid, then wring them out.  If you're into wetting, try to choose clothes that are cheaper/older/more casual just in case a stain or bad odor sets in.  I prefer wetting comfy clothes like PJ bottoms, sweatpants, leggings, cotton shorts & comfy panties over tighter, more formal attire anyway, but that's just me.  

*If your bedroom door does NOT have a lock or you share the room with someone, consider moving the party to the bathroom.  Most bathrooms have locks and even if they don't, you're still less likely to get interrupted there since people assume you're either showering or using the toilet when the door is closed.  Have a pee in the sink, the tub or through your clothes on the toilet while pretending to bathe or shower, then sneak your wet clothes out under a towel.  

Lastly, if you do get caught with a pee bottle or other urinary paraphernalia in your room, you can always say someone was in the bathroom & you couldn't wait.  It's embarrassing, sure, but it beats the hell out of confessing your piss kink to a nosy roomie or your mom!  

Pee right on the bed if you have a mattress protector or incontinence mat

Quickie Porn Review: Backseat Wetting (10:27)

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"Why didn't you go before we left?"

"Oh my god, guys.  I can't hold it!"




"Oh no, shit!  So sorry."

"I bet the back looks really bad."

Here's a super hot classic by ineed2pee.  Setting:  A woman sits in the back of a car or van desperate to pee.  It's raining outside which presumably isn't helping her need but they're stuck on the highway & the (rude) driver won't pull over.  She squirms for the 1st half of the vid and then quietly raises up and starts wetting her seat.  She announces her accident but the driver (again, rudely) tells her to "stop whining" because he's trying to focus on the road.  (The driver is male & the front seat passenger female).  She goes silent but her female friend up front comments on her accident, saying things like "it's not that much".

When she's finished, the wet girl turns around to show her backside, which is soaked.  So is the seat.  As with all vids from this era, the video quality is crap but the fact that there's a clear plot, dialogue & a realistic accident more than make up for it.  It's a shame how rare true desperation/wetting accident (aka actual Omorashi) content has become in recent years.  Not the "walking down a crowded grocery aisle and pissing myself brazenly while my creepy bf records it" stuff.  I'm talking real, true accidents featuring squirming, vocalizations & loss of control.

The only thing I DISlike about these old vids is the snapping of pictures as the girls pee.  Really takes ya out of the moment.  Otherwise they're great.  Thanks to Iiuujkkgv for the upload, which is linked in the opening sentence..

#PissyArt: Elana Binysh

Wow guys, this is the hottest pee-related thing I've come across in ages.  It's by an artist named Elana Binysh, and I would seriously consider buying it when it comes out because it's that amazing.  It's an interactive piece called "I think it was a feeling".  In the clip featured on the website, Binysh describes the feeling of wetting herself in public as a disabled person and it's. So. Fucking.  HOT!  She recalls:

"The thing is, it actually feels quite nice...  The feeling of damp underwear like moss in a Scottish forest... the feeling of it coming out, the slow trickle that gets faster and faster like whispered fingers trailing down my thighs, my ankles, my feet, the floor.  It's warm.  It's free.  They're looking.  They're jealous.  They wish they were pissing too."  

Holy moly.

Elana has written other "unperformable" pieces about pee too, including one titled PISS MACHINE.  Here's an Instagram post detailing her audio wetting project.  The fact that it's an interactive piece with actual instructions for the listener only makes it better. 

Promo post by Free Range Canterbury

The project contains instructions for the listener such as lying in certain positions, closing their eyes and presumably pissing themselves. The purpose is to help you understand what it feels like to be disabled & totally at the mercy of your body.  But there's no denying the sexiness of it all, from her soft voice to the way she describes wetting so positively & in such great detail.  And there's no guilt or shame for finding it hot because she IS disabled/incontinent & openly admits it feels good.  Listen to the snippet here.  The finished project is slated to be ready in 2025/2026.

Common Fantasy, Rare Reality

Elana Binysh

The fantasy of someone being incontinent and THEN developing a piss/Omo kink from their actual experiences is quite common in the pee fetish community, but I've yet to find many people who fit this description IRL.  (I've written pieces on 'incontinent pride' here before but focused more on the disability aspect--Binysh gets deep into the physical sensation side of things).  You can tell she actually likes the sensation by the way she describes it, even if she'd rather it were a choice.  The idea that people stare because they wish they could piss themselves in public too and are "jealous" is beyond hot.  Such a bold and fearless statement. 🫠

I absolutely love when people who wet themselves, whether for sexual reasons or due to a medical condition, are loud and proud about it.  Not just because it's a fetish for me, but because it challenges tired beliefs about wetting/pee being a dirty or shameful thing that shouldn't be spoken about in polite company.  Others who've done work in this same vein include runners Lucja Leonard & Amy Hatch, author Rachel Michelle Wilson, OnlyFans star Candie Dixon, skydiving accident survivor(!!!) Emma Carey & Canadian playwright Helen C. Escott. It requires a great deal of courage to not only disclose such a thing about yourself but to be totally unapologetic about it.  Elana Binysh takes it a step further & openly discusses he "taboo" fact that it feels good.

If you're reading this Elana, I hope you don't find my brash views too offensive.  But this IS a wetting fetish blog, after all.  If you're not already a part of the Omorashi community we'd be more than happy to have you!  And if you enjoy discussing this topic with other women who do the same thing, well... let's just say my inbox is open wide.  I'd never tell a soul.  🤐  I have a few disabilities myself, though incontinence is not one of them.  

Here's more on Elana Binysh on a site called LEVEL:

"Elana Binysh is an artist working across theatre, live art and sound art. She mainly works as a dramaturg, live sound artist and performer. Her work is unified by a deep devotion to exploring different forms, and a desire to tell contemporary oral histories to people in uncomfortable and tender ways. Her work is raucous, silly and strange. She’s currently being mentored as an experimental writer by Sammy Metcalfe (Sleepwalk Collective), and in the process of writing her first solo project, PISS MACHINE, an unperformable show about invisible disability and waiting, which is posted to your house."

And here's a blog post she wrote about working with artist Jonny Leitch.


(Yeah, I'm currently a tad obsessed.  That 1-minute sound clip got me. Here's hoping she updates us when the full piece comes out because I don't want to miss it, assuming it'll be available online in some format).  

From her personal Insta page.  🫠

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New Blog for ABDL/Mommy Content!

Hey diaper lovers!  I now have a separate blog for my ABDL-specific content that can be found at the link below.  It contains no-holds barred diaper & wetting talk, with topics like "Permission to Wet", "Creating Your Ideal 'Little' Space" and "Mommy Finds Your Diaper Stash".  If you're into peeing in diapers, Pull-Ups, plastic pants, menstrual pads, incontinence briefs or other "padded" items, Mama Tara's ABDL PlayPlace was created just for you!  There, you'll also find everything you need to set up a virtual one-on-one chat session with a real ABDL Mommy (me), along with an even clearer Terms of Service agreement than the one I posted here.   

Absolutely no poop talk, minors or illegal content (real incest, exhibitionism, etc) allowed.  🚫 🙅🏼‍♂  Strictly diapers, desperation & wetting.  I know there's some crossover between my Omo peeps & the diaper wearing/wetting crowd, which is why I'm plugging this here.  Otherwise I intend to keep the two "worlds" separate, not because they're incompatible but because one is a paid service & the other (this blog) is not.  

See ya on the other side of the playpen!
  

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"Pissterest" & The Mainstreaming of Piss Kinks

 

For some demented reason (horniness) I decided to search "Piss" and "Pee" on Pinterest recently.  I wasn't expecting much because they tend to censor the hell out of random search results and this definitely seemed to cross that line.  Nope.  

What I found was a literal motherlode of pee quizzes, puns, confessions & even real pics of wet-pantsed subjects.  A lot of it was amateur & childish, but it proves just how popular this "hobby" has gotten in recent years.  Pinterest is a social media site where people save creative ideas, plan weddings & do other things their friends can see, so commenting on/saving these pins is not a low-key affair--it's essentially announcing your pee kink to the world.  And we're HERE for it.  

Screenshot #1

Screenshot #2

I like this one!

Real pics of guys pissing

Real pics of girls pissing

Dear Pinterest, please do NOT censor these keywords!  It's clear your users have an interest in this subject & as long as the photos are uploaded consensually & don't depict actual genitals or forbidden body parts, they should be allowed since they don't feature anything illegal.  Please stop playing God and trying to determine what users are allowed to see.  Thanks.

My All-Time Favorite Airplane Wetting Story

So I initially saw this story about a year ago on Quora and have been looking for it ever since.  The author is extremely well-written & goes into great detail about his most public wetting on a long flight.  He's seated in a window seat next to 2 sleeping neighbors, and there's turbulence.  What happens next is both every Omo lover's dream and nightmare (highlights mine):

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...and of course the follow-up questions:

This story highlights two things:  One, you should always pee before takeoff if possible.  And 2: consider wearing a diaper on long flights, especially if you've got a window seat or like to consume alcohol, caffeine or other fluids in the airport or plane.  This is one of those times where nobody should be ashamed to wear an adult diaper because the flight attendants & pilots can be VERY irrational/strict at times.  See: here. 

Huge shout-out to the author of this very embarrassing, very titilating story.  We hope he's recovered his dignity by now.  Wetting accidents happen, especially in special circumstances like this.  It wasn't your fault.